3.22.21 Bee-otch of the Day: Marlena Pavlos-Hackney

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Name: Marlena Pavlos-Hackney
Age: 55
Occupation: former restaurateur
Last Seen: seeing steel
Bee-otched For: serving up COVID-19

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It ain't over, folks. 

Yes, there's three vaccines out there that will eliminate your chances of getting COVID-19. But, the amount of people getting infected by the disease is still going up. Just today, 36,000 more Americans got infected with COVID.

To me, the right wing in this country is what's killing us. People who think that the disease is a joke, walking around with no masks might as well be the death of America. 

Since the pandemic started, most restaurants have had to learn how to operate at low capacity or just take out. But, some simply don't care, and Marlena Pavlos-Hackney is one of them. 

Pavlos-Hackney is the owner of Marlena's Bistro and Pizzeria in Holland, MI, a mostly-conservative city of 33,000 west of Grand Rapids. Last weekend, hundreds of people gathered in front of her now-shuttered restaurant since she's now serving a 93-day sentence for keeping it open during the pandemic. 

One person who ate at Marlena's even contracted COVID-19.

On Friday, Pavlos-Hackney was arrested and taken to Ingham County Jail. And guess who was the judge who threw the book at her? Why, it was none other than Judge Rosemarie Aquilina, the same judge who sentenced Larry Nassar to 175 years in prison for sex abuse. In court, Aquilina proved to the world that if Judge Judy were to retire or die, she should take her show. While Pavlos-Hackney was asked to take the oath, she called for her lawyer to take the stand instead and Judge Rosemarie simply wasn't gonna take it. 

"This isn't Burger King. When the sign changes to Burger King, you can have it your way," proclaimed the Judge. 

At the rally to support Marlena on Saturday, a mostly-Republican crowd and many running for office in 2022 talked about her rights being "taken away". One person, Michigan Republican Party co-chairperson Meshawn Maddock proclaimed that instead of making Marlena a martyr that Governor Gretchen Whitmer needs to be investigated for the nursing home policies that left many senior citizens dead during the pandemic. 

Other conservatives who are helping Marlena include Steve Ehmann, the son-in-law of *sigh* Betsy DeVos, who donated $2,000 to a GoFundMe page supporting her. Other donations came from barber Karl Manke and mostly no-name people. That GoFundMe page is up to over $240,000 in donations. 

The GoFundMe page for Marlena was created by Jon Rocha of Holland. The beginning paragraph of the fundraiser talked about how Marlena escaped communist Poland in 1983 and came to America with a dream of opening her own restaurant. And in the eyes of the far-right, the "totalitarianism" and "authoritarianism" of people like Gov. Whitmer, Attorney General Dana Nessel and others are taking her "rights" away.

Folks, I've said this once and I'll say it again and again until it gets into the thick skulls of everyone: YOU DO NOT HAVE HUMAN RIGHTS IF YOU'RE SIX FEET UNDERGROUND! PERIOD! Marlena is a filthy ho who simply doesn't understand the law. If you get COVID-19, then stay the fuck away from me. I've had many close calls with the disease and don't need to get infected. 

What's even more sad is that Marlena is Polish. My ex-stepdad is of Polish descent and is also a conservative asshole. He made my mother put his kids over me when I was a teenager and I paid the price for it. When she married him, I only got to see her once per week. In the end, he divorced her after he bankrupted her. What's even more sad is that after dumping my mother, he married again.... twice. Plus, he inherited a lot of money from his mother when she died and spent it on his own ass while my mom was forced to move into a tiny apartment and drive a car that's on its last legs. Even more head-shaking is that his whole fucking family are drunks and his older brother gave his now-ex-wife Scleroderma when he fucked a prostitute. 

I had an ex-boss at a restaurant I worked at who was also Polish and also fucked up, especially with me. She forced me to work with a child molester who was caught giving a blowjob to a six-year-old boy over 30 years ago. However, he said nothing to the policeman who arrested him and the judge in his trial let him go. Several years after I worked at that place, he was arrested again for groping an 11-year-old boy. He ended up spending two years in prison and is now a registered sex offender. Well, it didn't matter to my boss because her then-23-year-old son was dating a 14-year-old girl who was a busser at the restaurant and eventually, they got married. Several times, they would have karaoke night at the restaurant and I would be allowed on stage "because you're not 21", yet, other folks around my age were allowed to. 

To add insult to injury, she kept a book of old pictures in the back of the restaurant. Many of the pictures were of her parents' old restaurant from when she was a young girl in the 1960s. Some of the photos were of old minstrel shows they used to throw in the 60s. As I was looking at them, she looked over my shoulder and told me, "yep, we used to have minstrel shows until the (her words, not mine) damn NAACP told us to shut them down". I finally quit the place because they gave all my hours to another lowlife employee much older than I was. That restaurant finally closed just before the pandemic because of weak sales, probably hampered by poor Yelp reviews.

I know, some of you think that I'm racist towards the Polish, but they aren't all bad. Just look at Bernie Sanders. Why many Polish and especially here in west Michigan, Dutch are total assholes is beyond me. People like Marlena Pavlos-Hackney only send a poor example to her own kind by ignoring the law and endangering people. The fact that she's supposedly a "Christian" and tried to skip taking the oath in court shows how royally fucked up she is. If I made the rules, I'd be shipping her cunty ass back to Poland. 

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three - one to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder. How many Polacks does it take to make people sick? Tragically, only one. 

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