Monday, September 19, 2011

9.19.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Rick Snyder






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Name: Rick Snyder
Age: 53
Occupation: failed CEO-turned failing governor
Last Seen: Ann Arbor, MI
Bee-otched For: union-busting
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My long-time readers should know by now that if Rick Snyder died tomorrow, I would be dancing on the streets naked.

But sadly, it's turning personal.

Last week, 171 caregivers at the Grand Rapids Home for Veterans were shown the door as part of Gov. Rick Snyder(R)'s plan to privatize state workers and bust unions. The aides were being paid $15 to $20 per hour to feed and clothe the residents, who all had military experience and have health issues. They also received pensions and health insurance. The new helpers will get $15 per hour, but they won't get it all since technically, they're only temporary workers and a chunk of their paycheck will go to their agency. They won't get state benefits, either.

Many are infuriated with Snyder's plan to privatize the Vet's Home, especially the vets themselves. Don Slocum, a resident of the home told the Grand Rapids Press that he knows his aides and they know him and everybody else there. The union leaders who represent the home also told the paper that the state misses the point when it comes to saving money and taking care of our nation's heroes.

IMHO, when any business replaces a good paid worker with a scab to save money, that business will suffer. Trust me, I've seen it happen *COUGHKLQCOUGH*. Our nation's vets need the best care possible, and when some underpaid schmuck takes care of them, all hell's going to break loose.

So, why is the ax-falling at the Vet's Home personal to me? Simple: my aunt works there as a coordinator. Last week, she posted on her Facebook "three more hours..." and her responses were all about Snyder being a coward. I thought she was getting canned, but it was her helpers and not her. The last thing my family needs is another member losing his or her job right now.

I hope that Snyder and his goons are happy. Plus, I hope that the people who voted him in are enjoying their crow. During the last two years of previous Governor Jennifer Granholm's tenure, this state starting seeing amazing results. GM was bailed out, hit movies were being shot in small towns, creating jobs for people there and new factories were being built. Now, we have the doofus who turned Gateway from a computer giant into a penny stock running this state into doing the same as Gateway. As long as Snyder's busting unions and creating jobs for people who will put poison in an old vet's medicine bottle, you can kiss this state goodbye.

Rick Snyder: another bought governor.  
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Thursday, September 15, 2011

9.15.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Michele Bachmann








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Name: Michele Bachmann
Age: 55
Occupation: president wannabe
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: giving us some bad medicine
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Oh, Heaven forbid that our gub'ment give our little girls something that's actually good for them.

Yep! The presidential hopeful known as Michele Bachmann is bashing the government for wanting to give girls as young as nine years old the HPV vaccine. The human papillomavirus is a sexually transmitted disease that can cause cancer in a woman's private area, mainly cervical. A few states are forcing all girls to take the vaccine, and in 2007, Texas governor Rick Perry ordered that all 12-year-old girls to take the HPV vaccine.

But, leave it up to Dr. Michele Bachmann to prove to the world that she's as dumb as a rock.

The gay-hating Minnesota Congresswoman used the Tea Party debates to attack Perry for being a fan of socialized medicine. Then, Bachmann appeared on the Today Showto claim that the HPV vaccine causes mental retardation.

Huh? Did Ms. Bachmann misread the advice of another doctor, like, say, Jenny McCarthy?

Some right-wingers hate the idea of pumping our innocent little girls with anti-STD vaccines because God forbid that they lose their virginity before marriage. Look, people like Bachmann only care about wealthy CEOs and not the working poor. The average person can't live on a 40-hour paycheck and sometimes, they hardly ever watch their kids grow up. Many young teenage girls are unsupervised at home and when mommy and daddy aren't home, it's party time. If it feels good to them, they'll do it.

Point is, yes, teens must learn about STDs. But, HPV can be preventable, and the government has said that the vaccines are safe. Michele Bachmann is so loony that if she becomes our next president, I'll proudly move to Canada.

Michele Bachmann needs to have her own vaccine: one that makes her go away.
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

9.14.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Jerry Falwell






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Name: Jerry Falwell
Age: dead since 2007
Occupation: former preacher
Last Seen: six feet under
Bee-otched For: tearing the nation apart ten years ago yesterday
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On September 11, 2001, we started to love and care for another.

But on September 13, we threw it out the door.

One of the most-idiotic comments to be made on American soil after the attacks was made only two days after when the Rev. Jerry Falwell went on The 700 Club and proclaimed to butt buddy Pat Robertson that the 9/11 attacks were made in part due to gays, abortionists, feminists and the ACLU.

"I point my finger in your face and I say, 'you let this happen!'", Falwell said. Robertson concurred with the statement.

Yes, in the feeble little mind of the man who thought that the Teletubbies were gay, Jerry Falwell blamed the 9/11 attacks on, well, freedom itself. Even worse, Robertson agreed, just like any devout, un-free-minded Repuke would ever think.

You know, kids, the Religious Reich in this country has led this great nation into massive decay. Because of them, we ended up with an asshole Repuke president throughout the 80s who lowered taxes amongst the wealthy and busted the unions left and right. Now, if you're like me, a 30 year old male, good luck getting a good, high-paying job. Instead, you're probably still living in mommy's basement or on your own with more debt on your credit card than what you have in the bank. As a matter of fact, new studies are showing that poverty in this country is now at an all-time high.

Oh, did we mention that Robertson's Christian Coalition paid Hillary Clinton several million bucks in hush money to avoid even TALKING about universal healthcare? Sad, since Patty Boy had several heart surgeries and still has a cool billion in the bank. The poor souls who actually give to The 700 Club are desolate and worried that their house will get foreclosed on.

Thing is, that fateful day where Falwell made that moronic statement shows how low the bible thumpers can get. It's amazing that the two will cry about homosexuality - which the Bible hardly even mentions - yet, the two will or have died wealthy, and even the big J himself has proclaimed that it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to go to heaven. Sorry, but if anybody out there gives their money to Pat or Jerry's family ministries - and all of them are still around - they're flat-out stupid.

I used to know a white trash family that gave to The 700 Club; they lived in a trailer with another trailer in the backyard with its roof caved in. Maybe if they didn't give to CBN, their property wouldn't look like the typical residence of everybody who goes on Jerry Springer.

9/11 taught us a lesson, and it's that yes, a group of Muslims went on some planes, hijacked them and crashed them into buildings. Does that mean that all Muslims are bad? No. Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson are Christians. Some so-called "Christians" are terrorists, too. They bomb abortion clinics and kill innocent people for their beliefs. But are all Christians bad? See the last answer for the question I asked.

Osama and Jerry Falwell: two extremists who make religion a bad name.

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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

9.13.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Daffney Rincher








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Name: Daffney Rincher
Age: 27
Occupation: former home care specialist
Last Seen: Nassau County, NY
Bee-otched For: stealing the family dog
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Since my MySpace days, I've been good acquaintances with a Stern Show fan named Kerri Matuszak, who is famous amongst Stern fans for her wacky Photoshop images. Her nickname is "Preemiememe" because she gave birth to premature triplets 16 years ago. She has two sons, Ian and Alec, who have multiple sclerosis and a daughter, Sydney who has scoliosis.

Earlier this month, a woman Kerri thought she could trust to care for her children did the unthinkable: she stole their puppy.

The Matuszaks have a now-five-month-old Havanese puppy named Lily, and in August, the dog wound up missing. The family looked everywhere for it and even posted signs in the neighborhood.

Kerri became suspicious that the kids' home health aide, Daffney Rincher was the puppy thief. She was asking everybody questions like "how much is she worth?" and "when are you going on vacation?"

But, it was a Facebook post by Rincher's sister that got her arrested. She stated that she was "dog sitting with her sister". It was enough evidence to prove that Rincher was guilty. Police went to her house and found Lily, safe and sound.

Kerri told the Long Island Herald that she has no plans of hiring another home health aide anytime soon, claiming that she doesn't want anymore trouble in her home. Rincher is expected in court today.

You know, this nasty skank did one of the sickest things anybody could ever do: steal from the disabled. Even worse, it was a small puppy that's been very therapeutic for Ian and Alec. Why would ANYBODY want to steal an innocent animal from an innocent family? Plus, there's abandoned animals everywhere. Why couldn't she go to a shelter?

In the end, I know that Ms. Rincher won't get the world's biggest jail sentence, but I hope that she'll feel somewhat guilty for what she did. Stealing from the disabled is almost like stealing from a homeless guy. A homeless man has nothing while these kids can't do what a normal person can.

It's stories like these that I hope I never get sick or forced to even have a home aide. Hell, I don't trust ANYBODY in my home!

Sometimes, I wonder if hell's not enough for people like Daffney Rincher.

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Monday, September 12, 2011

9.12.11 Bee-otch of the Day: George W. Bush









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Name: George Walker Bush
Age: 65
Occupation: retired
Last Seen: at the 9/11 Memorial in New York City
Bee-otched For: still being ignorant after all these years
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It was a day that will live in our hearts for years to come.

Ten years ago yesterday, I was asleep at my mother's house in northern Michigan when I woke up and turned on the radio at just before 11 a.m. I was listening to the Dave Barber Show on the old NewsRadio 1210 in Traverse City and he was talking to a caller about passengers being stranded on a plane. The top of the hour was approaching, and Dave said, "we'll be right back on what's becoming the worst day in American history, stay with us, more to come". I thought he was being sarcastic as usual.

But, he wasn't.

The top of the hour CNN news feed hit, and I couldn't believe my ears. The World Trade Center collapsed, the Pentagon was hit and another plane had crashed in Pennsylvania. I leaped from my bed and headed downstairs. I turned on the TV and there it was: plumes of dust and smoke that was once concrete, steel and human lives had disintegrated into the air where the Twin Towers once stood. It was nothing short of tragic.

Ten years later, the remains of the Twin Towers are a monument, with two of the largest man-made waterfalls ever built. Like the Vietnam War Memorial in Washington, a wall with all of the nearly 3,000 people who died that day stands where people can grab a piece of paper and trace victims' names on there.

Without a doubt, 9/11 was a day where many heroes were created, especially the many heroic firefighters, policemen and paramedics who risked life and limb to rescue those trapped in the rubble. Sadly, many of those still alive who sifted through the remains of Ground Zero are now fighting cancers and lung ailments caused by breathing in the toxic dust of the World Trade Center aftermath. Many of these rescuers are dying every week and nobody knows how many will be left in a few short years.

But yes, 9/11 had its enemies, mainly Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda. Sadly, 9/11 taught us that we had to be more fearful about our own leaders, especially George W. Bush. After the 9/11 attacks, Bush was the Man of the Year. But sadly, we realized that there was a pure reason he was president, especially after the great Florida snafu: $$$.

Osama was the enemy, yet Bush threw us into Iraq instead. Osama was nothing to him, but Saddam was since he had oil. Iraq was a nice, peaceful nation before Bush created his little fake war, using 9/11 as his reasoning. Saddam was hanged to death and America was still asking, "where's Osama?"

Of course, that all changed on May 1st of this year when President Obama announced to the world that we had finally caught him. For the first time in years, America felt closure. And it was proof that we had a far-better president in office over the buffoon known as Dubya.

Sadly, the damage is still done. Under Bush, we had our worst economy since 1929 in 2008, we have a 9% unemployment rate and the wealthiest Americans pay the lowest taxes of anybody on Earth. President Obama seems to being trying somewhat to reverse Bush's decisions, but many have felt that he is flat-out being nothing but an asskisser to the Tea Party right. Who knows?

Point is, Wounds like this take forever to heal. Bush knew that the attacks were on the way, and decided to let them happen. If they didn't happen, he would be a one-termer and he wouldn't be a hero. Either way, he wasn't a hero. He even used an Osama video to get himself re-elected in 2004. The truth is, he forced fear down America's throats for eight years and made us lose. Now, Americans are beyond broke while the wealthy get their butts wiped on a daily basis.

Say whatever you want about 9/11, whether you think that Osama was involved or not, but Bush is still the enemy no matter what. Sadly, he got to bow next to Obama at the 9/11 Memorial Sunday when he should be in jail for conspiracy and war crimes. It's because of him that I'm almost a proud Democrat. Yes, the Dems are far from perfect, but at least they don't throw us into fake wars that cost us $6 trillion.

In the end, my thoughts and prayers still go out to those affected by that sickening day. 9/11 will never leave us, especially to those who lived it. We'll keep moving on, but not without the pain we all felt that tragic day.

And to "President" Bush, enjoy your bed of French linens.  

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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

8.31.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Muscular Dystrophy Association






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Name: Muscular Dystrophy Association
Age: 61
Occupation: organization devoted to helping those with muscle diseases
Last Seen: Tucson, AZ
Bee-otched For: throwing northern Michigan into the wheelchair
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If there's any organization that's jumping the shark right now, it's definitely the MDA.

Earlier this year, they announced that because of financial problems, mainly caused by lower donation totals, that they were going to reduce their traditional yearly telethon from 22 hours to a mere six on Labor Day Eve. The broadcast would be renamed "A Night With Jerry", but it's not even going to be that, either.

As many of us know by now, Jerry Lewis - who had been MDA's national chairman since its 1950 beginning - was let go of his duties from the organization several weeks ago. No official reason was given, although the 85-year-old Lewis says that he would give out an official reason after the telethon ended this year.

But, the restructuring continues.

This year, MDA will broadcast their telethon on 160 affiliates, which is down from 190 last year. Thankfully, they'll still have most of their affiliates here in Michigan...

...Except for all of northern Michigan and the eastern upper peninsula.

It's official: for the first time in over 40 years, no TV station in northern Michigan will be airing the MDA telethon. Both Traverse City NBC affiliate WPBN-TV channel 7 (and simulcaster WTOM-TV 4 in Cheboygan) and CBS outlet WBKB-TV 11 in Alpena will not be airing the show. It's not totally clear as to why these stations were dropped from the Love Network, although another dropped station, Bangor, ME's CBS affiliate, WABI-TV 5 claims that they couldn't come to terms with MDA over the formatting of the show and the economic costs surrounding it.

I was thinking that market size played a role in MDA's elimination of markets, but I guess that's not it, either. Just ask WPBN and WBKB's sister stations. WLUC-TV 6 in Marquette, sister to WPBN is still carrying the telethon and Marquette's much smaller than Traverse City in terms of market size. As for WBKB, they have a sister station, KXGN 5, which is the dual CBS/NBC affiliate in a town called Glendive, Montana, whose population not only is 1/2 of that of Alpena, and is the smallest network station in America.

Don't get me wrong, I've wrongfully attacked Lewis and the MDA in the past for being greedy, although I would find out from various sources - Snopes included - that Lewis never made a dime from the MDA and that most of their donations do go to treating disease. However, I would agree with many that the telethons needed some work. It needed stars that people under 50 liked, not burned-out oldies acts (i.e. his son Gary), eight-year-old girls belting out 100-year-old showtunes and Charo. I know that Lady Antebellum's playing this year's show, and they're one of country's top acts. Sadly, it's not enough for many people to even want to donate to this year's show.

What's more pathetic is that at least one organization still cares about paying a northern Michigan TV station to air its cause. Sadly, it's the Christian Broadcasting Network and local Fox affiliate WFQX. We'll get to that another day.

In a way, I have to say thank God that there's other MD organizations out there, not just MDA. I think they've jumped a huge shark on this one, folks. Telling Traverse City that they no longer need their help is like yelling "fuck you!" to a bunch of people who did something nice to you for free. I hope the MDA will realize their errors and maybe reinstate WPBN or another station in town for next year's telethon.

IF there's another telethon.
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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

8.30.11 Bee-otch of the Day: MTV






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Name: MTV
Age: 30
Occupation: former music video channel
Last Seen: New York City
Bee-otched For: giving the censors some OT
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While last Sunday's MTV Video Music Awards did have its surprises, such as Lady Gaga dressed up as a Lenny Bruce wannabe and Beyonce showing off her baby bump, it had its disappointments.

The three biggest problems with last weekend's VMAs where Foster the People - buried in a sea of rappers - lost the best new artist award to some rapper named Tyler the Creator, the fact that people still love Christ Brown post-Rihanna assault and yes, once again, you couldn't hear a damn word of what people where saying because of those pesky censors.

Even though MTV is not under the yoke of the FCC, they still censor the shit out of everything as a lousy attempt to please the Jebus freaks, even though its hottest show is about fake Italians trying to get AIDS. What's even more beyond abmyssal is the fact that the VMAs were shown on not just MTV, but MTV2 and VH1 all at the same time.

And to my knowledge, all three channels carried the same feed, mutes and all.

Look, I understand that MTV's trying to play a good example to the little boys and girls who watch their channel, but I'm an adult. I already spend 90 fucking dollars per month on cable, and I don't even get HBO or any of the premiums. It's bullshit like this that make me want to take my goddamned cable box and smash it to smithereens. Why couldn't MTV show the VMAs UNCENSORED on one of their other channels, like MTV2? Hell, I think it's laughable when they bleep out words that AREN'T one of the dirty sevens, like when Lady Ga-er, Joe Calderone said the word "come" as in "When Lady Gaga comes on me..." Please.

As-is, I get flustered when they censor everything, even on basic cable. No wonder why people are dropping cable like crazy; it's because it's too fucking expensive, you're spending money on shows and channels you don't watch and a lot of the same stuff you see on TV is stuff you can see online. Oh, and the CEO of Viacom, Phillippe Dauman, made $85 million last year.

That's it, I'm getting the sledgehammer. 
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