Thursday, February 28, 2019

2.28.19 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 72
Occupation: Cheeto
Last Seen: Alaska
Bee-otched For: everything

Ya know, I think a lot of Drumpf's fans are sad that them lib'rul media folks are putting more attention on the fact that he's the next Nixon vs. what he's trying to do in office.

The reality is, is that all he's doing is fucking it up worse.

While Michael Cohen was on Capitol Hill yesterday, telling the truth on Drumpf, the Orange Shitgibbon was in Vietnam trying to convince Kim Jong-un to retire their nukes program to no avail. This further proves that he's just like all other Repuke presidents: as useless as tits on a bull.

The good news in all this is that Drumpf is now many steps closer to impeachment, or better, jail. It is the hope of America that this nightmare will end once and for all. It's a shame that we had eight great years of Obama, and now, we're stuck with a racist prick of a president who wants to invest in a wall instead of healthcare or helping the middle class.

I hope to God that the Dems don't make the same mistake they made in 2016 and allow the real winner in the primaries to run for president. If Pence is president, God help us there, too. Let's remember that he's the asshole who fucked over the LGBT community in Indiana when he was governor. Who knows?

All I can say is that the Dems fuck up again, I WILL be voting Green Party in 2020.

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