Name: Donald Trump
Age: 73
Occupation: future jailbird
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: everything
-Age: 73
Occupation: future jailbird
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: everything
This is what happens when we elect a president who is allowing a teleprompter do the work for him.
Remember the old 1980s TV show TV Bloopers and Practical Jokes? Nothing like good 'ol Dick Clark and Ed McMahon showing off some forgettable moments from all our favorite TV shows. Flubbed lines, prop mishaps and even wardrobe malfunctions were no match for Clark and McMahon and their witty banter. And yes, ya gotta love those little animations from the great MAD man known as Sergio Aragones.
Sadly, both Clark and McMahon have gone on to the great B-roll in the sky (though we thankfully still have Sergio, and it's rumored that MAD will go on past issue 10 with a hybrid of new material from him and Spy Vs. Spy as well), but if they still were around, maybe they could do a show on the blunders of Drumpf and his beloved teleprompter.
Not long ago, the Drumpfster cried about airports being attacked in 1775, even though we were still some years away from the invention of aviation. When I think of "1775" and "aviation", I think of this.
Early today, Drumpf created an SMH moment when he proclaimed that the Kurds didn't help in Normandy. Now, he's abandoning our allies and, well, it's simply another egg on the face of his faltering administration.
Now, the fact that two of Rudy Giuliani's buddies have been busted for illegal campaign donations to a Texas Repuke, Pete Sessions further shows how corrupt the whole administration is. The two men, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman were caught pressuring Ukraine to hand out secrets on Drumpf's rivals, namely Joe Biden.
All this evidence is mounting to the point where we're starting to ask, "when is all this going to stop?" The House is working harder and harder to get this lying shitpile of scum known as Drumpf the fuck out of the White House, and the same goes to Mike Pence.
The funny thing, too is that even Fox Propaganda Channel's viewers are getting tired of him. Guess what? 51% of their viewers are calling for his impeachment! Hard to believe that at least some of their viewers have some brain activity!
At the end of the day, Drumpf's time will soon be ending. Three years is three years too many of his problems. The sooner he's impeached, the better.
At least Robert Mueller won't be involved this time.
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