5.12.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Newt Gingrich

BECOME AN AFFILIATE OF T-SHIRT HELL AND MAKE SOME MONEY! DON'T FORGET TO "LIKE" BEE-OTCH OF THE DAY ON FACEBOOK! ------------------- Name: Newt Gingrich Age: 67 Occupation: ex-speaker of the house Last Seen: McLean, VA Bee-otched For: trying to take Obama's job  --- If Newt Gingrich ever chose a WWE entrance theme to represent himself, it should be Vince McMahon's "No Chance in Hell". It's not because he's as tough and bitter as the WWE president and CEO, but because he has no chance in hell that he'll be defeating President Obama in the 2012 elections. Hell, maybe he won't make it past the primary. But, it's sad but true: Newt Gingrich is running for president. He made the announcement on both his Facebook and Twitter accounts yesterday that he intends to run for president in 2012. All I have to say to him is "pfffft, good luck." What's funny about Newt running for prez is the fact that he's attracting the religious right for support, even appearing on The 700 Club. This from a man who foolishly cheated on his wife while she was battling cancer. Talk about being a heartless bastard. Worse, he cheated on that woman with his current wife during the Lewinsky scandal. Sorry, but it shows how fucked up Republicans are.  So, why run now? He's been out of the spotlight for a long time and many have forgotten about him. Then again, the Repukes don't have a chance in 2012 since, well, Obama's getting shit done. Hell, WE GOT OSAMA! All Newt would ever get as president is more tail. --- Got a Bee-otch to nominate? E-mail us @ chuck69dotcom@gmail.com. All suggestions (except for me) are welcome! Bee-otch of the Day Archives can be seen on http://beeotchoftheday.blogspot.com ! Bee-otch of the Day is a production of Chuck69.com, Grand Rapids' site for Stern, politics and more!