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Name: Fox News Channel
Age: 15
Occupation: right winged piece of shit cable news channel
Last Seen: New York
Bee-otched For: making a Common misconception, as usual
Age: 15
Occupation: right winged piece of shit cable news channel
Last Seen: New York
Bee-otched For: making a Common misconception, as usual
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Republicans and stupidity: why I only vote Democrat.
For several weeks, the Fox News Channel and their commentators have been blasting the rapper named Common for his sexist and violent lyrics involving killing cops and president Bush. This is due to the First Lady Michelle Obama inviting him for a poetry jam a few weeks ago.
But thank God for The Daily Show. Their writers watch FNC so we don't have to.
On a recent episode of Mike Huckabee's talk show, he was talking about his love for Jesus and blah blah blah, but guess who he ended up having on as his guest for the evening? Rocker turned nutjob Ted Nugent.
Good 'ol Uncle Ted and his band played his signature "Cat Scratch Fever" with Huckabee pulling a Speck Rhodes by playing secondary bass. Yep, you guessed it: during the song's last stanza, Teddy Boy sang "I hear a pussy purr with a stroke of my hand."
OK, so it's OK to criticize a black man for being sexist, but there's 'ol Teddy Nugent rapping about an object that resembles a ZZ Top member's beard (bear in mind that "Cat Scratch Fever" came out in 1977). OK, I get it. Same goes with where I come from in northern Michigan: you have two top 40 stations that kinda stray away from rap and hip-hop, but all four rock stations have "Cat Scratch Fever" in heavy rotation.
What a world we live in.
You know, this only proves my point that whitey's still scared of a black man because he always talks inappropriately, but if a white man says it, no biggie. The black man's a poor liberal while whitey's a wealthy conservative always armed with a bow and arrow. But, that's OK. Ted's probably needing the money nowadays since he hasn't had a hit record or album in years, plus the fact that he recently lost his home in Michigan due to black mold. Sucks to be him.
Fox News Channel: they report, I decide, I'll keep it blacked out from my cable lineup.
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