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Name: George W. Bush
Age: 65
Occupation: oilman
Last Seen: Texas
Bee-otched For: dissing New York
Age: 65
Occupation: oilman
Last Seen: Texas
Bee-otched For: dissing New York
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Remember when Kanye West told the world that ex-president Bush hated black people?
Well, guess what? He hates America, too.
Today, President Obama will be in New York City at Ground Zero to celebrate the capture and death of Osama bin Laden. The President invited the man he (thankfully) replaced as president, George W. Bush, but guess what? He's decided to stay in Texas.
Speaking for the ex-president, a spokesman said that he wants to remain out of the spotlight and that he shares with all Americans the victory we are all feeling in bin Laden's death.
Obama also invited former president Clinton, who probably won't attend due to scheduling conflicts.
Now, honestly, I think there's a real reason for Bush not wanting to come to the 9/11 event, and it's the fact that he's still one of the most-hated presidents of all time. He knew all about Osama and his plans to screw us over on that day, but didn't tell anybody as an excuse to start up wars over oil and making oil companies more profitable. But, ooops! He left office and Obama's been busy fixing his wrongs.
I know. Bush "started" the war on terror. But, Osama's capture and killing happened on Obama's watch. I knew this would happen because Bush didn't give two damns about Osama. It's Saddam he wanted and scared the nation into fighting the fake war in Iraq.
Thanks, Dubya. Enjoy your life. I think there's 3,000 ghosts from the 9/11 disasters and over 4,000 more from your battles that will be proud you ain't comin'.
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