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Name: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Age: 63
Occupation: actor, bodybuilder and asshole governor
Last Seen: Los Angeles
Bee-otched For: getting deflated (which, you know, is the opposite of getting pumped up)
Age: 63
Occupation: actor, bodybuilder and asshole governor
Last Seen: Los Angeles
Bee-otched For: getting deflated (which, you know, is the opposite of getting pumped up)
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Ironically, this Bee-otch of the Day comes on the 18th anniversary of my parents' separation and eventual divorce. When I think of what's going on in this situation, I'll admit that I do feel for the children involved. My heart does go out to them.
But yes, the parents of Katherine, Christina, Patrick and Christopher Schwarzenegger are no longer together. After 25 years of marriage, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver are separated. For a few days, it wasn't well-known why the two split, but now, the truth is told:
Arnold pumped up one of his maids, Mildred Baena over 10 years ago and now has a c. 11-year-old son. Arnold has been trying to hide their relationship for years and is now taking the heat for it.
So much for the ex-California governor, who is a Republican, you know, the family values party? Tsk, tsk, tsk. It's sad that many people over the years looked to Arnie as a rock of strength and high moral values. But guess what? HE FUCKED UP!
Even my former governor, Jennifer Granholm - whom I dearly miss - said this on her Twitter: "Guys, keep ur pants zipped."
Ya know, I understand that Democrats fuck up too. Nobody's perfect. But when we have a party like the Repukes making such a big deal over President Clinton - who wasn't perfect, but one of the best presidents in my lifetime - and his infidelities, the yoke ends up on their face. Look at Newt Gingrich. Do you think he'll be president after what he did to his ex-wife who had cancer? Fucking idiot.
The point is, Arnold didn't do much as California governor. The state's still in massive debt even after his term limit expired. All I can say is thank God that a Democrat, Jerry Brown is back in charge. As far as I know, his pants are still zipped.
So, where's your morals now, Repukes?
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