Name: Donald Trump
Age: 74
Occupation: racist
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: I don't even know where to begin
Age: 74
Occupation: racist
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: I don't even know where to begin
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I've said this time after time again: I'm not a fan of church.
Too many times, I've bitched about my bad experiences with organized religion. I simply don't like dealing with preachers who steal, clergy who are pedophiles and people whose values just aren't yours. I even tried out a liberal church here in Grand Rapids. Sadly, there weren't enough young people who attended. For me, the straw that broke the camel's back was when one of their parishioners constantly begged me for money, rides and wanted me to help stalk people.
Of course, I'm no fan of megachurches, either. They're the devil. Even more so, there's morons who think that it's OK to go to church in a pandemic like this. Personally, I like to stay home on a Sunday morning and sleep in. But for some people, they think that if they don't go to church, it's off to H-E-double hockey sticks.
And tragically, some think the best way to the complete opposite is without a mask.
Last week, Drumpf spoke at a megachurch in Phoenix, spewing his hatred and vitriol. He called the coronavirus the Kung Fu virus to the applause of the assholes at Dream City Church. On the other hand, Dream City was just handed a cease-and-desist letter from Arizona's Attorney General for claiming that they installed a filtration system that eliminates 99.9% of all viruses in the air, including COVID-19.
Meanwhile, Drumpf's beloved sidekick, Mike Pence also visited a church with much scrutiny. Over 2,200 people attended the First Baptist Church in Dallas, where they witnessed the joyful singing of a 100-person choir. Too bad the choir didn't wear masks.
Of course, if you have an IQ over room temperature, you should know by now that a mask will prevent you and others from getting COVID-19. Tragically, there's too many assholes out there that don't wear them. Michigan - like other states - are seeing a spike in COVID cases. Several bars and restaurants here have already closed again because of people getting the disease. At one bar in Lansing, over 80 cases of COVID occurred there alone. It's painful to know that we're not out of the woods yet, and a COVID zapper used by a megachurch isn't the cure.
Meanwhile, Drumpf is under fire for tweets he made. One was a video of an older couple guarding their home with guns. Another showed an old man on a golf cart screaming "white power" that has since been deleted.
Here in Michigan, political ads are rampant on TV. One of them is for Drumpf, attacking his opponent, Joe Biden, because of his age. The commercials show the 77-year-old in various states of, well, being old. One scene shows Biden saying "all men are created... well..." Another scene shows Biden uttering "I wake up and I feel it's 1920". Obviously, that clip was taken out of context. But, all this is from a commercial for Drumpf, an asshole who is only four years younger than Biden, plus the fact that even Drumpf says stupid things. You know, shit like America having airports in 1776 and using racial slurs in speeches?
Just a few days ago, Drumpf pushed the Supreme Court to end Obamacare once and for all. And yes, he had to choose the worst possible time to do so: in a pandemic. Nothing like losing your healthcare at the same time you lose your job all because Drumpf did virtually nothing to stop a certain little bug from exploding. But, there's hope. Today, the high court struck down a severe anti-abortion law in Louisiana in a 5-4 vote. This, of course is the same Supreme Court that recently ruled that people cannot be fired from their jobs for being a member of the LGBTQ+ community.
Look, November's too damn far away. Can't we just shitcan this pathetic soul out of the White House and just let us move on? What's more painful is seeing all the shit that has come out of 2020: COVID-19, riots, blacks STILL being treated like shit... You name it.
Not only that, Inside Edition revealed tonight that at his International Hotel in New York, they barely clean their $600 rooms! When a manager noticed that their cameras were on her, she quickly ran off.
On Friday, I paid a visit to Costco. After spending $217, I took the back way home (Hotel Ave. to 33rd Street) as I normally do (people who TRY to go to 28th St. from there are crazy). However, there was a young Mexican woman standing there with her family with a sign reading to the tune of "Please Give, God Bless". I stopped, and handed her a dollar. I know, it ain't much. But then again, it's more money than a plethora of people would ever give anybody. And that goes to the Karens and Kyles who call themselves "Christian" and would rather give to their pastor's jet plane fund.
Folks, this is why we can't have nice things. We try to be nice to people, but they spit on our face. Instead of allowing us to vote for the most-progressive candidate, they gave us somebody who was pro-war and anti-healthcare like Hillary Clinton. And now, look at us. We can't go to the movies, we can't go to a restaurant without worrying about COVID and so on. I want to return to the days of Obama, dammit! Granted, Joe Biden is old and not all that progressive. I might not even vote for him and go Green. But if he's president, at least he'll be more presidential that you-know-who.
After all, it IS 1920 all over again.
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