Wednesday, October 14, 2020

10.14.20 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 74
Occupation: sicko
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: spreading the virus



Since we were all children, we learned important lessons on hygiene.

We all learned to brush and floss our teeth twice per day. We learned about bathing and slapping on deodorant to prevent BO. And yes, washing our hands after using the toilet and covering our mouths when we cough or sneeze.

It's too bad that some people can't stay home when they're sick. One time, I got the flu because I worked with a temp who was extremely sick and still came to work. I've gotten to that point that if I get sick, I will take a day or two off work so I can try to recover. Try telling that to our de facto president.

Even though he SHOULD be at home and resting off COVID-19, Drumpf is on the campaign trail, even though COVID cases are surging once again. Here in Michigan, we had 1,593 new cases of COVID just today alone. Well, guess who's coming to Muskegon on Saturday? 

That's right! Drumpf will be speaking at an airplane hangar at the Muskegon County Airport at 5 p.m. Saturday! Wow! Want some COVID, losers?

Meanwhile, today, Drumpf's veep, Mike Pence happened to be right here in GR. He spoke at Lacks Enterprises, an auto parts manufacturer. There, he bitched about liberals "and their Hollywood friends" wanting to derail Amy Cunty Barrett's hearings for Supreme Court justice all because of her religious views. Aw, yes. This, of course, coming from the same asshole who allowed businesses in Indiana to not serve the LGBTQ+ population all because of their religious views. 

Among the speakers at the event included Peter "Thanks, Daddy!" Meijer, who is running for Justin Amash's seat in Congress. Bill Huizenga was also scheduled to speak, but guess what? HE GOT COVID! 

And guess who also got the 'rona? Drumpf's son, Barron! Probably got it from daddy. 

Sadly, Drumpf doesn't care and neither does his fans. If they want to cheer on their loser of a leader, fine. I hope they quarantine for a few weeks. If they don't and they infect a crap ton of people, I hope they end up in jail. They are worse than assholes who take a messy shit, wipe their ass while shit being wiped all over their hands, don't wash their hands and then give you a handshake.

Hopefully this particular virus will disappear... January 20th, 2021. 


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