2.23.21 Bee-otch of the Day: Ted Cruz

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Name: Ted Cruz
Age: 51
Occupation: sunbather
Last Seen: Texas
Bee-otched For: going out like a blister in the sun

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The city of Austin has this age-old slogan: "Keep Austin Weird".

Then again, the whole state of Texas is weird.

We've all heard it to death by now: Texas was pelted with a record-cold temperatures and snow that shut down the interstates. Pipes burst from the record cold temps and there's a fear that the amount of dead could take months to calculate. 

And the man who was supposed to be one of Texas' heroes simply put his tail between his legs and went to Mexico.

Yes, I'm a little late in telling you this, but, well, Ted Cruz is an asshole. As we all know by now, the Texas senator and former presidential candidate fled to Mexico but only came back to Texas because of the outrage surrounding the state's unprecedented snowfall. Eventually, he was seen handing out water to disadvantaged citizens during the snowy melee. 

Cruz's misstep reminds me of Hurricane Harvey and the fact that crooked televangelist Joel Osteen has a former arena-turned-church that's virtually hurricane proof and refused anybody in when the hurricane pounded Houston a few years back. Hell, the hotel across from his church was PACKED. Only after the media got on his ass did he open his church up to those stranded by the storm.

The temps in Texas are back to normal this time of year, mainly in the 60s and 70s, and the snow should be all melted by now. But, repairing homes, electricity and the water supply could take months. And guess who were the angels in all this? DEMOCRATS!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez raised $5 million in relief and visited food banks. Other Dems joined AOC in doing the same. President Biden has signed a declaration aiding the state; he also announced that he will visit on Friday. 

Tragically, Texas is weird and so are many of the morons who elect Repukes to run the state. Apparently, the reason why the state runs its own grid is because they dont't want no gub'ment interfering. Well, this is what they get for doing it themselves. 

Look, Texans made a mistake and now, they're learning that Democratic socialism isn't bad, after all. Besides, after World War II and FDR's death, his people went to the countries we bombed to help rebuild. Decades later, those countries all have better healthcare, schools and an overall way of live than we do. AOC coming to Texas shows that maybe - just maybe - it's time for Texans to grow a pair and realize that a country boy can't survive in the cold. Ted Cruz pissed on his own people. 

Maybe in 2024, it'll be high time for Cruz to lose.

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