1.15.19 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 72
Occupation: prick
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: being the Hamburgler
 

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When you are part of the top college football team in America, you should be on top of the world.

But with Drumpf as president, don't expect to be treated like a king. Instead, you'll be facing Burger King.

Clemson won the national college football title this year and like many teams that win championships, they were invited to the White House to meet the president.

The bad news? They went to the White House to meet the president.

The Clemson team were treated to a feast of fast food. No pasta, no dry-aged steaks, nuthin'. Good 'ol Drumpf claimed that it was the shutdown's fault and the Dems not wanting to support his stupid wall. The Fighting Tigers were treated worse than the pussies Drumpf grabbed with his tiny hands over the years.

Now, I think it's an honor to meet any president, especially one you admire. Not to mention that South Carolina's in the heart of Drumpf Country. But even though I'm a Michigan/Michigan State guy - depending on the team - Clemson deserved better. Hell, I would have had Chipotle catered in! But this is el cheapo Drumpf, a man who's worth billions and is giving the gift of grease to a bunch of young men who could have simply gone through a Wendy's drive thru to get a Baconator.

BTW, I commend Family Guy for lampooning Drumpf last weekend. The only good thing about his presidency is that he's giving comedy writers a break since his shit writes itself.

And it's helping me, too.

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