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Bee-otched For: climate change? What's that?
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Occupation: various
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: climate change? What's that?
Right now as I'm typing this, it's -9 degrees right now.
This morning, I was watching a news report on the polar vortex shaking America right now, especially Michigan. The last time it was this cold, radio stations were playing the shit out of "Macarena", "Tommy Boy" was #1 at the box office and the internet was new. It was 1995 and I was in middle school.
Now, I'm an adult and I do adult shit. And thanks to the severe cold, I have to work, even risking limb and life going to and from work this week. If somebody asks me for a ride for any unnecessary reason, they can all suck my cock.
Another type of person who can all line up and suck me raw are the climate change deniers. Yesterday, Drumpf bitched on Twitter that "In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!"
Well, there were a load of those on Twitter who set the Cheeto straight. Severe cold IS a sign of climate change, and since he's in denial, don't expect much to change as long as he's the de facto president.
The sad thing is that even the local weathermen don't believe in climate change. Bill Steffen of WOOD-TV 8 here in Grand Rapids is a prime example. I even remember one year he predicted that it would be the worst winter in Michigan's history and there was nary a drop of the white stuff. Let's also not forget that Terri the Whore-er, DeBoer is good pals with the Devos clan.
You know, I have to command Chuck Todd for his recent Meet the Press episode where he spent the whole hour talking about climate change. The best part? He didn't have any deniers on the show. He banned them because scientists know that the earth is changing, and not for the best.
The good news is that on Saturday, it will start to warm up again in Grand Rapids and some of the snow will melt. The rapid change in temps is proof that we need to work harder on making Mother Earth a safer place and to preserve the future for our children.
And a person who wams up hamburders is not that person.
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