Thursday, September 10, 2020

9.10.20 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 74
Occupation: liar
Last Seen: Freeland, MI
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I cannot believe that tomorrow was the 19th anniversary of what used to be the worst day in American history. I almost remember it like it was yesterday. 

Over time, we knew it all along. Dubya lied to the nation because he wanted fake wars over oil. Democrats were duped because at the time, war was the answer. We wanted Osama's ass. But, we had to go through Saddam first.

Yes, we captured Saddam and he was hanged. But while the Chaldeans were happy that we got rid of their vicious dictator, we couldn't solve the problems at home. For many, 2008 was the beginning of the end. Thankfully, it was an election year.

When Barack Hussein Obama was elected as the 44th President of the United States, we had all hoped that Dubya would be the last Republican president forever. We thought the worst was over. Boy, were we wrong.

The Democrats are a party with a long, horrible history of not knowing what their people want. The reality is that most Dems want a true liberal in charge and not somebody who's middle of the road. But when Bernie Sanders got screwed over in 2016 for Hillary Clinton despite winning the most real delegates, many hardcore Dems like myself felt duped. On Election Day, 2016, we all learned a painful lesson: you can win the election and still lose. 

Hillary Clinton simply strut around like a peacock and pretended that her shit didn't stink. Drumpf proved to be the smart man by bashing her regarding her support for the Iraq War and the fact that while he campaigned in Michigan pimping his snake oil, she turned her back on the Great Lakes State altogether.

When Drumpf was inaugurated, I knew that by the end of his first term, he'd fuck it all up. And well, I was right.

Tonight, over 196,000 Americans have died from COVID-19 since the pandemic began. Of all the countries in the world, America is the only nation with a current active case count in the millions. In terms of new cases, only India and Brazil are beating us. 

And yet, Drumpf downplayed the pandemic.

If you've been watching the news, you know that tapes have surfaced of him being interviewed by Bob Woodward downplaying the pandemic. He bitched that he didn't want to put America in panic mode, though he knew about COVID-19's effects. 

Bush lied, people died. Now, Drumpf lied and even more people died.

Bush's ignorance killed nearly 3,000 innocent souls on 9/11. Many more have died from the toxic dust from the remains of the World Trade Towers. Over 4,500 died from the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. Every day, some of those soldiers commit suicide from the travesty caused by those wars. Simply put, we thought that it couldn't get worse than Bush. Well, Drumpf found a way.

Drumpf told America a lie that he was going to Make America Great Again. Instead, he did virtually nothing to stop COVID-19. Other nations - even China, where the virus originated - has done a helluva lot better job than America, and it's not even funny. 

But yesterday, I was listening to the sage words of a true American patriot in an interview. This person has already put her support behind Joe Biden, claiming that yes, he's a moderate. But, it's easier to change his mind over Drumpf's. 

And that patriot? None other than Jane Fonda.

Say whatever you will about Fonda, like "Hanoi Jane" or whatever. But, she's right. Democrats are more open-minded than Drumpf, who only cares about his sheep. America is broken once again and we gotta fix it. Voting for Joe in November will be a good start. 

Tonight, 19 years ago, the families affected by 9/11 had their final meals together. Let's make January 19, 2021 Drumpf's last meal of Mickey D's and Diet Coke in the White House.


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