Thursday, June 28, 2012

6.28.12 Bee-otch of the Day: The Supreme Court







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Name: The Supreme Court
Age: 223
Occupation: the highest court of the United States 
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: making some bad decisions, and some future ones as well

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I know, I'm jumping to conclusions here. But with me not doing Bee-otch of the Day next week, it's safe to say that Obamacare will be altered by the Supreme Court.

Since I'm writing this early in the morning, I personally won't know for hours if the Supreme Court will allow Obamacare through or not. But, they're still creating stupid and unfortunate mistakes.

Last week, the SC DID made a good decision by throwing out all the indecency fines from the FCC to broadcasters that aired so-called "fleeting expletives" during award shows. The Court ruled that broadcasters had no prior knowledge about Paris Hilton, Cher or Bono all saying the word "fuck" during the ceremonies, and it just didn't make sense for them to pay for their use of profanity. But why *should* the Court face the wrath of the world-famous Bee-otch of the Day? Simps: in their report, they didn't specify if the current FCC indecency rules were constitutional or not.

Ya know, it's time for somebody to overturn the stupid and unnecessary laws that force broadcasters to bleep and blur everything "all to protect children". We have TV ratings and the V-chip for those. It's a pathetic shame that Canada and Britain have the CBC and BBC respectively and they show lots of the good stuff: violence, sex, nudity and profanity. And guess what? THEY'RE BOTH GOVERNMENT OWNED!

Of course, the Court was at it again a few days ago when they declared that the state of Arizona can allow search and seizures of "questionables" in case they turn out to be illegal aliens. With a record amount of illegals in this country, they feel that pulling people to the side constantly just because they look like Danny Trejo will help people out. IT DOESN'T. I think that maybe if we can convince Mexico to treat their citizens better and maybe if we can convince them to live a more-feasible lifestyle - ie practicing birth control instead of having 26 kids - we all can win and we won't have to have the Supreme Court make it an issue for them to fight.

Now, the sands of the hourglass are crumbling down to the minute the Supreme Court makes their ruling on if Obamacare is totally legal. Chances are that they will get rid of some unpopular provisions, such as forcing all Americans to have health insurance. However, one of the main reasons it was passed was because so health insurers cannot take away coverage to individuals with a pre-existing condition. If the SC gets rid of Obamacare, it keeps the same, tired system of giving rich fat cats more money off of the tit of the sick.

You see, this is why I sometimes call ex-president Bush "Bushhitler". The Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, John Roberts is just 57 years old, which means that he can be in that position for years to come. His far-right-winged policies will do nothing but share the same ideals as the last president and will make sure that many Americans will be pulled under while the wealthy will thrive. Neither Roberts nor Bush care about America. If Obamacare's repealed, many Americans even stated that they hope that the president will create another bill that will make healthcare affordable for all Americans.

Somewhere, Obama's mother is looking down, hoping and praying that her son's ideas will not be rejected by a bunch of far-right thugs. I think it's important that we keep voting for the Democrats or else we'll all suffer. It's time to turn off Fox News Channel and Rush Limbaugh and see the hurt in the eyes of those fighting cancer or are in need of a new heart. Insurance companies are evil, and if Obamacare survives, it'll suck to be them.

To all the Obamacare haters: turn off the fear, turn on the truth. 
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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

6.27.12 Bee-otch of the Day: NBC







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Name: The National Broadcasting Company
Age: 86
Occupation: broadcast behemoth 
Last Seen: New York City
Bee-otched For: not fixing Today today

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For 60 years, Today has been the morning flagship program of the National Broadcasting Company.

The program has given us its fair share of legendary hosts over the years, such as Dave Garroway, Barbara Walters, Hugh Downs, Tom Brokaw, Jane Pauley, Bryant Gumbel and many others. Of course, it's given us lots of controversy behind the desk, too, such as Jane Pauley getting ousted for Deborah Norville in what some call an attempt to bring in younger viewers back in the early 1990's.

In the past few years, Matt Lauer has been its most-stable host, with Katie Couric and Merideth Viera coming and going. Now, Lauer's co-host is Ann Curry, whose life behind the Today Show desk might be coming to a crashing end. Heavy and hard rumors are flying that Curry might be willing to take a $10 million pay day to leave the show.

Rumor has it that many of Today's viewers are flocking over to ABC's Good Morning America over the fact that Curry and Lauer seem to have lackluster chemistry together. Another rumor has it that third-hour anchor Savannah Guthrie or even (barf) Hoda Kotb could be running for Curry's spot.

No matter how one can look at it, I don't really think that Today's problem is with Curry. I think that she's a decent anchor and has been an integral part of the show for 15 years. Heck, I think the drunk skank fourth hour boozefest with Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford is a problem (and rumor has it that if Hoda becomes Lauer's co-host that NBC is interested in hiring Regis Philbin to be Kathie Lee's sidekick).

In my honest opinion, the biggest problem that NBC has with The Today Show can be summed up in three words: JENNA BUSH HAGER.

That's right! The beloved daughter of this nation's most-hated-president ever is an education correspondent for the program. Weird, because ed-u-ma-ca-tion seemed to be something that Bush didn't know or care about. She also does non-educational stuff for the Today Show too, like an interview with Country music legend Loretta Lynn that just the preview of it made me want to projectile vomit.

Funny how NBC wanted Bush to be its education correspondent despite this legendary image of her:



Yes, you can be a drunk slut and be NBC's education correspondent. After all, thanks to Daddy, NBCUniversal parent GE is exempt from paying taxes, period.

But if I owned NBC, I'd fire Jenna since I sure as hell don't want a member of the Bush crime family to entertain or enlighten me. Personally, I'd rather watch a true Democrat like George Stephanopoulous (sp) over a drunk party girl whose father's biased stupidity kill thousands of people. Hell, I'd rather watch the extremely boring Charlie Rose on CBS This Morning. I'm a night person, anyway, I love my sleep.

If all else fails, NBC should re-hire J. Fred Muggs. Yes, he's still alive. 
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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

6.26.12 Bee-otch of the Day: radio stations still carrying Bob and Tom



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Name: various radio stations
Age: various
Occupation: entertainers and communicators of the community
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: STILL carrying Bob and Tom

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Once upon a time, or better yet, 15 years ago, northern Michigan had two rock stations: AOR stalwart WKLT and Classic Rock triplecast WGFM.

'GFM originated at 105.1 in Cheboygan and was simulcasted to 98.1 in Traverse City and 107.1 Cadillac. The stations' morning man was Del Reynolds, who also owned the stations, plus a few others in the Straits area and all throughout northern Michigan. Middays were handled by Greg Fletcher, Deb Michaels did the afternoon shift and nights and overnights were straight off the bird, using Westwood One's Classic Rock format.

However, in 1998, Reynolds decided to sell his stations to a small upstart company called Calibre Communications. When the company's president, David Gariano asked Reynolds who should handle mornings, he told Gariano that Bob and Tom had just entered syndication and that their careers started at the long-defunct WJML in Petoskey.

Needless to say, Reynolds' suggestion was a winning one in the beginning. Bob and Tom quickly became the #1 morning program in northern Michigan, and helped WGFM - now rebranded as The Bear - overtake WKLT's #2 spot in the Arbitron ratings.

When Bob and Tom debuted on The Bear, I was a teen living in the Torch Lake region, and man did I hate them. I was a Howard Stern guy who loved him from his E! show and yes, Private Parts and felt that these two geezers were just doing a carbon copy of the show to drunk rednecks. As a matter of fact, it was one of the big reasons why I started a crappy little WebTV website called Bring Howard Stern to Northern Michigan Radio and TV which evolved into (you guessed it) this crappy little website.

But how time passes. I've since moved to Grand Rapids, Howard Stern's now on northern Michigan via SiriusXM (and let's not forget HowardTV and America's Got Talent) and thanks to Janet Jackson's little nip-slip, Bob and Tom - like all other shows syndicated by Clear Channel - have had to cool it with their bits.

Oh, and KLT finally hired a morning show that finally gave Bob and Tom some needed competition: Omelette and Finst - um, Friends.

While Omelette and whoever tend to act and feel young, not to mention the fact that they're local, Indianapolis-based Bob and Tom are showing their age. According to some sources, KLT is trumping Bob and Tom in the mornings, although B&T are still in second place.

But the question is: is second place good enough for a morning show that's balls-out expensive?

Recently, Del Reynolds - who re-took control of most of the stations he sold to Calibre in 1998 for a tiny fraction of the price he sold them for - took to the popular Michigan Radio and TV Buzzboard to reveal that Bob and Tom ain't cheap to air. As a matter of fact, he claims that for the four stations that air The Bear's format, Bob and Tom cost his stations a hair over six figures just to air in a mid-small-sized market like northern Michigan.

That's right! $100,000 to air a crappy sat-fed morning show in northern Michigan. Somewhere, WKLT's staff and management are laughing. Hell, even I'm smiling inside knowing that it's more expensive to air a horrid syndicated show over just hiring two local guys to handle mornings.

But it's not just The Bear that's seeing less dollars coming in thanks to Bob and Tom's high price. Here in Grand Rapids, Clear Channel-owned WBFX - 101.3 The Fox carried the show up until a few years ago, but canned it due to its high cost. Yes, even Clear Channel - who owns Bob and Tom - has canned the show because of its cost. However, Townsquare-owned 98.7 WFGR took over the show; which is somewhat ironic since they also own 97.9 WGRD, the home of Free Beer and Hot Wings. However, there's another rumor that even Townsquare themselves are tired of B&T; there was speculation in the radio world that Townsquare flipped 1410 WNWZ from Spanish to all-Comedy as "Funny 1410" to move Bob and Tom there until their contract ran out. Clear Channel got word and put an end to it.

Oh, and 1410 broadcasts with a whopping 1,000 watts day and 48 watts at night. I guess they were trying to make a play from the Matt Hanlon playbook in regards to what he did to Howard Christmas 2003 only to fall on their asses.

Ya know, I find it funny that when Howard was on terrestrial radio, only 50 stations - mostly corporate-owned stations in bigger markets - ever dared to carry the show. I've heard every excuse in the book: "His show's too expensive!" "Advertisers hate him!" "The Chamber of Commerce will abandon us!" "His show doesn't reflect the views of station management!" And so on. Now, many top-ranked syndicated shows like Bob and Tom and especially Rush Limbaugh are now charging stations top dollar to carry their crappy programs, and the real victims end up being the station owners and people trying to break into the already-difficult world of radio. Yes, some of these owners will fight to the finish to keep their listeners and ratings up. In The Bear's case, it explains why that station only has one local jock in the afternoon and the rest of the schedule is made up of out-of-state voicetrackers from Dial Global (the old Westwood One).

If only they got Finster.... 
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Monday, June 25, 2012

6.25.12 Bee-otch of the Day: Jerry Sandusky







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Name: Jerry Sandusky
Age: 68
Occupation: prison bitch
Last Seen: in jail
Bee-otched For: don't tell me that you've been under a rock all this time....

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For quite some time, people in State College will be in a lot of pain. Just one year ago, the Nittany Lions were one of America's most-respected football teams, getting ready for a decent 9-4 season under head coach Joe Paterno.

But what a difference just one year makes. Paterno was fired from the PennState football program after it was discovered that he was hiding the fact that his long-time assistant, Jerry Sandusky was molesting young boys who were part of his Second Mile program for troubled youth. The courts ruled that Sandusky had done everything from anal rape to oral sex to kissing the young boys, most of them in their pre-teens.

On Friday, Sandusky was found guilty of a stunning 45 out of 48 charges of child abuse. His fate now lies in the hands of Judge John Cleland, who will decide what will happen to Sandusky within the next 90 days.

Many felt that Sandusky's shenanigans eventually cost JoePa his life; not long after he was fired from the PennState football program, he developed lung cancer, which cost him his life on January 22nd of this year. He was 85. Despite being PennState's head coach for 45 years plus being its assistant coach for 15 years prior, a respected 409-136-3 record and two national championships, Joe Paterno will be remembered by many as a total jerk for caring more about his record over the welfare and safety of the children Jerry Sandusky hurt and scarred.

Legal experts claim that Sandusky will get a sentence of a staggering 442 years in jail, which is safe to say that he will spend the rest of his life in the slammer. The punishment does fit the crime, although his victims are now living a longer sentence than he will face. The children of the Second Mile are now around 18 to late 20s and will have to have the pain and suffering for the rest of their lives of knowing that something so sickening happened to them. Even Sandusky's own adopted son admitted that he molested him, too.

I know it's not nice to judge, but personally, I hope that there's a hell made personally for this monster. Why anybody would ever want to hurt children is beyond me. Not only did Jerry Sandusky ruin his reputation, but he scared his own boss into not saying a word, claiming that he thought that nobody would ever do such a thing (although pedophilia is as old as time itself). But maybe the real victims are none other than Nittany Lion fans themselves, wondering and hoping that people will at least remember JoePa as a great coach and not a protector of the guilty. Jerry Sandusky might have been the sickest person who ever lived, but the people in State College hope that it won't totally tarnish the reputation that school has ever faced.

After all, as the old saying goes, "time heals all wounds". 

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Thursday, June 21, 2012

6.21.12 Bee-otch of the Day: John Cena





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Name: John Cena
Age: 35
Occupation: Ernest P. Worrell lookalike
Last Seen: Long Island, NY
Bee-otched For: not showing his wife honesty, loyalty and respect
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OK, so there's no total evidence that John Cena is guilty, but c'mon! This is John Cena we're talking about!

Yes, the TV-PG-rated wrestler has some explaining to do in regards to his recent divorce from his high school sweetheart, Liz. The soon-to-be former Mrs. John Cena told TMZ.com that she claims that he cheated on her, which are grounds for challenging the duo's pre-nup. Her attorney told the entertainment website that they're getting leads that Cena was being unfaithful before and after their separation.

The Cenas were married for three years until John issued Liz divorce papers two months ago.

On his Twitter account, former WWE wrestler Ken Doane - fka Kenny Dykstra - revealed that Cena had a relationship with ex-WWE Diva Mickie James just a short time before he married the soon-to-be-ex-Mrs. Cena (nee Huberdeau). Bear in mind that the two had been dating since high school, so if possible, he could have been dating his soon-to-be wife and James - who's now in rival TNA - at the same time.

Cena has wrestled for the WWE since 2002, and has been credited for helping to shed the organization from its edgy "Attitude" era to its current TV-PG rating. In a radio interview a few years ago, Cena claimed that it was mainly due to younger children admiring him, probably because he dresses like Barney the Dinosaur in the ring.

Some years ago, I predicted that Cena's career would eventually take a turn for the worse, and I'm right. Why should kids use a wife-cheater like Cena as a positive role model? Look, I love and respect women. If I was married to somebody who I loved and cherished too much, I wouldn't cheat on her. She'd be my life. I've seen several pictures of Liz Cena, and if she was my Queen, I would do my best to love and respect her every day. I know. In wrestling, you travel a lot and storylines will throw you into in-ring relationships with other women. But as a husband, I would still fight to keep my relationship work.

So, there you go. John Cena is now the Tiger Woods of wrestling. May Liz take his Fruity Pebbles-loving ass to the cleaners and suck him dry financially. May he have to work longer than Hulk Hogan to make up what he may lose for breaking the pre-nup.

Hey! He can work as a male prostitute! He should stand at a street corner and yell "DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE COCK IS COOKIN'?"
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

6.20.12 Bee-otch of the Day: Jase Bolger







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Name: Jase Bolger
Age: 40
Occupation: Speaker of the House, Michigan House of Representatives
Last Seen: Lansing, MI
Bee-otched For: being a vagina hater
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Sometimes, ya gotta get to the root of the problem.

Several days ago, we talked about the Michigan House of Representatives and the fact that they kicked out West Bloomfield rep Lisa Brown for saying the word "vagina" during a speech on abortion.

Now, we get to meet the man who officially kicked her and fellow rep Barb Brynum out of the house.

James "Jase" Bolger is the Speaker of the House for the state of Michigan. He's (surprise) originally from Grand Rapids and is from Calhoun County where he represents the state's 63rd district. He's married and has two children, plus he's Roman Catholic.

Now, I do wonder what his damn problem was with Lisa Brown talking about her vajayjay. You see, medical journals everywhere even point out that the medical term for vagina is.... Vagina. Since Bolger's dismissal of both Brynum and Brown last week from the House floor, Many have come out to support the two, even standing on the House steps to read "The Vagina Monologues".

Brown even wrote a letter on the behalf of the grassroots organization Democracy for America, claiming that all Speaker Bolger did was silence the voices of 180,000 people that she and Brynum represent. She demands that he apologize for his stupid censure of them.

I know. The west side of Michigan's chiefly conservative while the areas the two women represent aren't. It's sickening that there's people who live in the stone age like Jase Bolger who think that even the general term for a woman's private area is too obscene for the House floor. This asshole has shown that despite being a WMU grad, his IQ has got to be hovering around room temperature and he, a father of a daughter himself thinks that women shouldn't have the same rights men do.

I say that throughout this whole ordeal with Bolger and his lunacy, both men and women need to love the vagina even more. Sometimes it might be totally shaved and smelling like roses and other times it's bushy and stinky, but it's the most-important body part on any human being. After all, it's what gives us humans life. Yes, it's sacred, but we must remember the people who possess it. If us men want it, we must do our best of being worthy for it.

And if I was Jase Bolger's wife, I'd kick him in the nuts really, really hard.
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Tuesday, June 19, 2012

6.19.12 Bee-otch of the Day: the Republican Party







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Name: The Republican Party
Age: 158
Occupation: the right wing
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: not curing the sick
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Yesterday, I wrote about Michigan Rep. Lisa Brown getting kicked out of the Michigan House when she said the word "vagina" during a debate on abortion and her Jewish faith. After my blog was published, I had received some shocking news:

Jack Osbourne has been diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis.

The son of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne and wife Sharon made the announcement last weekend, just a few weeks after he and his wife gave birth to their first child, a daughter. He has lost 60% of his vision in his right eye, a symptom of the disorder.

On her CBS-TV show The Talk on Monday, Sharon burst into tears trying to talk about her 26-year-old son's diagnosis, saying that "vibes of prayer helps" and "what I'm doing to myself right now is not helping because I'm feeling sorry for myself, and that's no good."

No word on how Jack's diagnosis will affect Osbourne's hosting abilities on The Talk and America's Got Talent.

Thankfully, Jack found out about his MS early, and with the right treatments, he may be able to slow down its growth. However, MS does vary from patient to patient. Other famous celebrities with MS include former talk show host Montel Williams, actress Teri Garr and Mitt Romney's wife, Ann.

Some 400,000 Americans live with MS, which affects brain, spinal and nervous systems in the body. There's no cure for the disease, and as long as we have Republicans, we may never see a cure for it.

Remember with good 'ol Dubya was president, he eliminated all funding for embryonic stem cell research? I fondly remembered it; he was in a room with "snowflake babies", children born from otherwise aborted embryos. His stance was that instead of embryos being donated to science, they should be given to families that couldn't have children. I even that stupid TV ad from Patricia Heaton where she claims that curing anything with stem cells was "still 15 years away".

Same goes with cannabis. It can cure many diseases, but lies from the religious right in the 1930's - i.e. Reefer Madness and William Randolph Hearst's smear campaigns - have made it so that yes, we can drown our sorrows in booze, but we need to lay off the ganja.

For now, Jack Osbourne - and the many who are battling MS - are stuck with experimental drugs and prayer for now. And as long as we have Republicans making up all the rules to please drug companies and health insurance companies, it might be his lone hope.
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Monday, June 18, 2012

6.18.12 Bee-otch of the Day: Michigan House of Representatives



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Name: The Michigan House of Representatives
Age: 175
Occupation: the lower house of the Michigan legislature
Last Seen: Lansing, MI
Bee-otched For: making a woman's pee hole a four-letter word
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Michigan, you get what you vote for.

In 2010, despite President Obama making lots of improvements to the mistakes Bush did to the state, Michigan voted in a new Republican-led government. Changes were made, and as expected, none of them were 100% good.

Of course, when you have Republicans leading a government, many things are thrown out the window, and Freedom of Speech is one of them. Last week during a speech, state rep Lisa Brown, a Democrat from the Detroit suburb of West Bloomfield was censured from the floor after she debated a bill that would affect a woman's right to an abortion in the state of Michigan. She talked about her Jewish faith and ended her speech explaining "I'm flattered that all of you are interested in my vagina, but no means no."

After that quip, the Michigan House barred Brown from the floor alongside fellow Democratic rep Barb Byrum from speaking about banning vasectomies. Many are now feeling that Brown was censured only because she said a word that's the anatomically correct word for that hole a woman has to pee out of.

Right now, the Michigan House is led by the Republicans, 64 to 46. Of course, most of the Republicans are from the more-conservative regions of the state, such as west Michigan, northern Michigan and parts of the UP while the Dems are mostly from the Detroit and Lansing areas. It was almost the opposite - 44 to 66 - prior to the 2010 elections.

But now with the Repukes running the show, they have come to show that a woman has no real right to do her job unless she wants to be like the rich white guys who have taken control of the Michigan House. They have no respect for her faith and women who are trying to get out of a pregnancy. If they had it their way, women would never be allowed to have an abortion, even if she was raped. Their excuse would be that "God delivered that rapist to have his kid", and that woman would have to struggle through the pains of being pregnant for no reason. Then, if she decided to give it up for adoption, the kid would likely be put in an abusive home and end up growing up wanting to know who his real mother was. He would grow up and realize that his mother would marry and have planned kids of her own, making him wish that he had the love of his real mother instead of the foster parents that failed him.

OK, so not all foster parents are like that, but some are. But, wouldn't that kid have a happier life dead instead of living in a hell on Earth? I'd think so. Maybe if God gave the power to a man to be pregnant on his own, more people would be for abortion. It's time for people to realize that abortion ISN'T a sin, because if it's in a woman's womb, it doesn't have a real life! It's still just a bunch of cells until it goes through... The vagina.

Sorry, but this is why I vote Democrat. I love my Freedom of Speech. If I want to say "vagina" or "pussy" or "cunt" or "twat" or "coochie" or any other name for it, I damn right should have the right. This is America, and if the Republicans want to take everything away from us, you can kiss America goodbye.

Maybe if the Dems retake the House, they should all be women with knives so they can cut all the Repukes' dicks off.
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Thursday, June 14, 2012

6.14.12 Bee-otch of the Day: the United States Government







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Name: The United States Government
Age: 236
Occupation: the nation's lawmakers
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: not making weed legal yet
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When a law is made, people will always fight to get around it.

And as we all know, sometimes, the results can be fatal or detrimental.

Many states - Michigan included - are working to ban co-called synthetic marijuana. These packets of herbal incense are usually sold under the names "Spice", "K2" and "Hayze Trainwreck". According to their manufacturers, they claim to be safe and totally legal because it's supposed to be milder than real cannabis. However, many people who have purchased and used the stuff end up calling the poison control center because of illness linked to the product, such as vomiting, seizures and even heart attacks.

Like I said, sometimes when something's made illegal, people will take it upon themselves to find legal alternatives, even if it can lead to death. It's like when we had prohibition; people bootlegged booze, and some of it turned out to be poison.

Ya know, maybe we wouldn't ever have K2 and those other brands of fake weed if real cannabis was never made illegal in the first place. Really, how many people have gotten heart attacks from weed? How about seizures or even vomiting? It's a cure-all, not the enemy! The only reason why it's illegal is because of propaganda created in part by the Hearst clan since they were huge investors in timber, and cannabis is a stronger and more reliable material.

Cannabis can cure cancers, ease stress and make overall life better. I think there's a variety of reasons why it's still illegal, including the multi-billion-dollar drug companies trying to profit off of their crap that does nothing but eventually kill people. I'm glad that we're getting closer and closer to legalizing cannabis, such as many states passing medical marijuana laws that have helped many people.

In the end, it's time that we all stand up, and stop having the negative messages spread to us from Reefer Madness and other films that lie to us about its use. Just think, I keep thinking about how President Obama can be just like FDR by being more progressive. Remember, it was Roosevelt who got rid of prohibition of alcohol and it helped lead to this nation's recovery from the Great Depression. If Obama can legalize cannabis, it would mean more farming jobs and healthier people.

Remember, prohibition of anything never works. Legalize it now!

  
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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

6.13.12 Bee-otch of the Day: Middleborough, MA







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Name: Middleborough
Age: 352
Occupation: town of 23,000
Last Seen: Massachusetts
Bee-otched For: breaking the law
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Oh, shit.

Oh, excuse me, oh, poop.

The small town of Middleborough, MA has passed an ordinance that prohibits profanity. Say one four-letter word in public, and it's a $20 fine. The new law passed 183-50 - I'll betcha that the only people who cared were old people - out of a town of 23,000-plus residents.

The new law was proposed by the town's police chief, Bruce Gates after hearing complaints regarding teens and young adults swearing in public places such as downtown and public parks. Many business owners complained that the cussing teens were driving away business from older customers. The town has had a bylaw against swearing since 1968, but it was never fully enforced.

OK, so what words can I or can't I say? Is there a verse in the Bible that prohibits me from saying certain words? The only verse I know that speaks against profanity is "Thou shalt not use thy Lord's name in vain", which basically means that it's a sin to be mad at God by saying "Goddammit!" or simply saying "Jesus Christ!" in anger.

Look, the only person who ever defined profanity was George Carlin. "Fuck", "motherfucker", "cunt", "tits", "piss", "shit" and "cocksucker" are the seven dirty words you cannot say on TV, but other words such as "ass" and "bitch" are still bleeped on occasion while "damn" is never bleeped. So, will I get fined for saying those?

Here's what I would do: if I was in Middleborough, and got fined, I would take my case to court. What these idiots are doing is a little something called "breaking the First Amendment". As shocking as it is, profanity is covered by the Constitution, especially since those words that the FCC call profane have no real proof that they're, well, profane! The Founding Fathers never had a definition of what we can or can't say, and guess what? That's way way it should be!

So Middleborough, FUCK YOU!
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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

6.12.12 Bee-otch of the Day: Tim Poe







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Name: Timothy Poe
Age: 35
Occupation: wannabe country singer
Last Seen: San Antonio, TX
Bee-otched For: being a traitor
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America's Got Talent.

Everybody, it seems, except Tim Poe.

Last week on the popular talent contest show, Howard, Sharon and Howie were introduced to Tim Poe, a 35-year-old Afghanistan War Army vet who spoke with a stutter. During his speech, Poe claimed that he spoke with the impediment because in 2009, the Sergent suffered a brain and back injury when a grenade flew towards him and exploded. His speech pulled at the judges - and America's - heartstrings. The tears purely flowed like wine when he picked up the guitar and sang "If Tomorrow Never Comes".

Here's a clip of Poe's performance.

Of course, all three judges - including country-hating Howard - told Poe that he was going to Vegas. But now, Poe's integrity and career is on the line.

According to his military records, Poe wasn't injured by any grenade. Even worse, in another radio interview, Poe didn't even stutter. Of course, the judges on AGT commented that Poe didn't stutter when he sang, but then again, there's a man named Mel Tillis who could tell you why he stutters when he talks but not while he sings.

Poe served with the Minnesota Army National Guard from 2002 to 2011, and didn't even receive a Purple Heart for his supposed injury. It appears that Poe was simply creating a sob story to impress the hard-to-impress judges, especially with Stern and Mrs. Ozzy Osbourne on the panel.

On his SiriusXM radio show Monday morning, Howard Stern said that he hopes that the show's producers won't cut him off prematurely and that the people get to choose whether or not they want to see him progress further in the show. Meanwhile, Poe has apologized for his dumbassery and the producers have yet to decide if he will continue with the show.

You know, there's a lot of people who fought in Afghanistan and Iraq who hardly get saluted for their efforts, yet this prick decides to create a tall tale to shove his shitty brand of country music into AGT fans' faces. Christ, I would kill to bring back that weirdo who rode on a tricycle while blowing into the trumpet at the same time. As somebody who hates country with a passion (save for Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson), Not only is this asshole a disgrace to the military, but to country music himself.

Hell, he's a disgrace to America! Let's force him to move to Canada.
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