Wednesday, November 30, 2016

11.30.16 Hero of the Day: Darren Gibson


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A SPECIAL HERO OF THE DAY!



Name: Darren Gibson
Age: 48
Occupation: programming director, WPRR Public Reality Radio
Last Seen: Grand Rapids, MI
Awarded For: keeping it lit
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I'll admit, this is a tough time to be a liberal.

With Donald Trump's unpopular victory two weeks ago, it's caused a lot of people to ponder and ask why. Then again, a lot of it was the DNC's constant pimping of Hillary Clinton over Bernie. Because of everything falling apart, we're now stuck with three Republican branches and a cabinet filled with billionaires.

This morning, I was listening to one of my favorite radio shows, Southpaws on WPRR - Public Reality Radio, which airs on AM 1680 and 95.3 here in Grand Rapids. Its host, Darren Gibson started the show in tears, telling his listeners that it was probably his final show because he was fed up with people telling him what to do. Needless to say, his fans called in, begging him to stay because he was one of a small handful of progressive voices left not just in Grand Rapids, but America. Darren seemed to recover decently and went on to do a story about Trump choosing Betsy Devos has his education secretary. He and partner Jack Prince dissected how the Devoses' power has ruined schools around Grand Rapids and other areas.

You see, this is why I love Public Reality Radio. This station - owned by wealthy movie theater magnate Robert Goodrich - doesn't air ads and doesn't accept bullshit from corporate America. Its hosts - local and syndicated, mainly from Pacifica - aren't afraid to speak their minds. If people are offended, that's their problem. WPRR is one of the very few media outlets in Grand Rapids that's not afraid to hold the Devoses and other righties accountable.

I've known Darren for years. I even have the first email he sent me in 2008 when he was a manager at Parkway Tropics, the now-former strip club in Grand Rapids. He wanted me to add the owner of a party store down the street from his club because he felt that strip clubs were a nuisance to his community, yet his store sold adult magazines. Not long afterward, we became friends on Facebook and often had great conversations about the strip club scene among other things. He even turned me off of Rosalynn Bliss because of the fact that when the city was threatening to enforce the strip club laws, she was invited to Parkway Tropics and declined the offer. She went ahead and signed the law, causing those who love looking at boobies to drive all the way to Muskegon and elsewhere to enjoy them.

Gibson started hosting Southpaws with several co-hosts over the years a few years ago and the response has been positive. Because of his program, he was even promoted to programming director and helped develop other radio shows for the station, such as Women Libs Radio and even brought Tyrone Bynum back on the air.

Losing Darren would be another death blow to the world of liberal talk radio. Already, terrestrial radio has lost Ed Schultz, Randi Rhodes and Mike Malloy to the internet. Here in Michigan, there's no commercial liberal talker and WPRR is Thom Hartmann's sole affiliate in this state (bear in mind that he's a GR native). Even worse, on the day after Trump was elected president, longtime Madison, WI lib-talker WXXM 92.1 The Mic signed off and flipped to oldies.

In a world where Rush and Hannity still rule the airwaves, the small guy needs to have a voice, too and that's Darren Gibson. I know that he's been candid about his depression for years and it is heartbreaking. Needless to say, my life hasn't been perfect, either, dealing with a lack of a love live and a workplace that treated me like scum for years. But, nobody's perfect.

Please don't go, Big D.
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Tuesday, November 29, 2016

11.29.16 Bee-otch of the Day: The State of Michigan


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Name: The State of Michigan
Age: 179
Occupation: the Mitten State
Last Seen: surrounded by four of the five Great Lakes
Bee-otched For: giving Nestle our very best..... WAAAAATERRRRRR

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Right now, the 100,000 citizens of Flint, MI are still without proper drinking water.

But yet, our state has given one of the biggest corporations in the world a huge deal on H2O. A deal that will not benefit us much at all.

Michigan's state water authority just signed a deal with Nestle so that the Swiss company best-known for chocolate can suck 100 million gallons of groundwater for just $200 per year. YEP! Not $200 million or thousand, just two one hundred dollar bills.

In the end, that will mean that Nestle will make BILLIONS off of OUR water while people in Flint are worried that their children will end up growing up disabled from lead-tainted water. Even worse, Nestle's pumping facility is only 120 miles from Flint.

Since Nestle's Michigan spokesperson is married to governor Rick Snyder's chief of staff, it explains why they're allowed to own so much in our state, especially when it comes to water sources. There's even proof that it's Nestle that told Snyder to move Flint's water source from Lake Huron over to the polluted Flint River. Parts of Lake Huron are now severely eroded thanks to Nestle's sucking of our water.

Folks, this is the company whose chairman, Peter Brabeck told the media a few years ago that water is not a human right. WHAT. AN. ASSHOLE. Michigan has a ton of great water sources and it's sad that for the price of 20 bottles of PureLife, they can get us closer to being thirsty.

Crunch, NesQuik, NesCafe coffee, Taster's Choice, Arrowhead Water, Gerber baby products, Perrier, Poland Spring, Carnation, Dreyer's, Haagen-Dazs, Stouffer's, Hot Pockets, Butterfinger, Purina Pet Foods and others are brands people should boycott. If you care about Michigan's water, the best we all can do is stop buying Nestle products.

Nestle oughta stick to chocolate and not ruin our Earth.

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Monday, November 28, 2016

11.28.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump



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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 70
Occupation: spoiled little bitch
Last Seen: somewhere in seclusion
Bee-otched For: getting a spoiled Hollander to run our country's education system

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This past Thanksgiving, I had a lot to be thankful for.

I was thankful for having friends who had me over at their place last Thursday. I was thankful for the eight years President Obama gave our country. I was thankful for finally having a job where my bosses realize my worth. I was thankful for the Lions having a good year and so on.

Of course, yes, I wasn't thankful that this year's presidential election didn't go as planned and the fact that I ended up with a cold on Turkey Day.

With Donald Trump now picking his cabinet picks, it was a shocker that he chose Betsy Devos as his Education Secretary. That's right! A woman who has no educational degree, has never taught a class in her life and has never allowed her kids to attend a public school. Devos is a believer in charter schools for the wealthy instead of fixing up schools that are crumbling down.

But like Trump, Betsy has never had to personally wipe her own ass ever. Her father was Edgar Prince, a billionaire industrialist who owned a successful car parts factory in Holland. As a matter of fact, Prince was a huge supporter of far-out right-wing causes like Focus on the Family and the American Decency Association, the organization that created the libelous "Howard Stern Information and Action Page" and paid people on fixed incomes to send hate letters via a template to advertisers.

Edgar Prince died in 1995 at 63, but his widow and Betsy's mom, Elsa survives. They're also the parents and sister of Blackwater exec Erik Prince, whom we all know is a spoiled little shit.

Therefore, our next Repuke president and the one beforehand used the services of the Prince family to fuck up the world and our country.

Of course, Betsy is married to Dick Devos, who also never worked a damn day in his life and has money in his pocket, thanks to daddy, who helped to create the little Ponzi scheme known as Amway. It's funny that the family, which also owns the NBA's Orlando Magic gave victims of the Pulse Nightclub shootings earlier this year $500,000 towards their recovery plus even putting up a banner at the aptly-named Amway Arena honoring those lost. Yet, they've given $2 million towards anti-gay causes, including banning gay marriage. When he was fighting to keep the Los Angeles Clippers basketball team, Donald Sterling - who eventually got banned from the NBA for his comments about African-Americans attending home games - reported to the league about the Devos's donations to anti-LGBTQ groups. Needless to say, the fact that they're now helping the Pulse victims is to help them stay on the NBA's good side, even if deep down inside, they want to kill themselves for pissing off their nearsighted view of Jesus.

However, there's hope, but it's dim. With Michigan officially announcing Monday that Trump had indeed won the state by only around 10,700 votes, Green Party candidate Jill Stein announced that she's paying to help recount the votes in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania, three states that Trump won by a slim margin. But thanks to this country's flawed Electoral College system, I don't think miracles will happen.

You see, I'm scared. Trump told his minions that he'd send Hillary Clinton to jail and that he'd kill Obamacare. Now, he's recanting on both. The people that voted for him all think that he's going to wave a magic wand and Make American Great Again for the Christian White Male living far, far away from a person of color. Instead, we're going to see taxes get slashed for the wealthy, government regulations get cut for the environment which will mean more fracking (which equates to more earthquakes) and thanks to Secretary of Education Betsy Devos, our education system will get fucked. Hell, I grew up in northern Michigan and there was a school district that had a partially condemned high school for YEARS (OK, it was Manceltucky).

All I can say is just two more years and people will finally speak out. But first, the Democrats need to do what Trump and Devos can't do: wipe their own ass.
  
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Thursday, November 17, 2016

11.17.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Bounce TV



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Name: Bounce
Age: 5
Occupation: digital TV network
Last Seen: Atlanta, GA
Bee-otched For: bouncing back in a bad way
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A long, long time ago in England, there was a popular entertainer named Jimmy Savile.

He had a mighty presence on the BBC as a DJ and TV host of such shows as Top of the Pops and Jim'll Do It, a show which he granted wishes to sick children. Because of his hard work, he was knighted by the Queen but died a few years later in 2011 at the age of 84. A year after his passing, a police investigation called Operation Yewtree revealed that many British celebs all sexually assaulted minors, some as young as five. It was revealed that Savile sexually assaulted over 400 people, both men and women, young and as old as in their 50s.

Other celebs thrown in the slammer because of Operation Yewtree include Gary Glitter of "Rock 'n Roll Part 2" fame and Rolf Harris, best known for his 1960 hit "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport".

As a result of Savile's trysts, the BBC no longer airs any of his shows, especially old episodes of TOTP that he hosted from the 1970s. One episode apparently showed him reaching under an 18-year-old girl's dress while uttering "a lad can get used to all this".

Granted, Auntie Beeb did the right thing and shelved Savile's episodes. However, one network here in the good 'ol U.S. of A. thinks that it's OK to bring back a banned TV classic starring a man who might be sitting in a jail cell this time next year.

It was announced early this week that African American-targeted Bounce, which mostly airs on the subchannels of TV stations such as WOOD-TV 8 here in Grand Rapids is bringing back The Cosby Show on December 19th. The once-popular sitcom, which originally aired from 1984-92 on NBC has been seen very little since 2014 since allegations of Bill Cosby's sexual abuse started to erupt.

Cosby's trial is expected to begin June 5th, several weeks before his 80th birthday.

"You asked, and we heard you loud and clear, Bouncers. We’re bringing #TheCosbyShow back by popular demand! Tune in December 19th. #TVOurWay," the network tweeted.

Already, Bounce airs the Cosby spin-off A Different World, so sadly, Cosby himself is making some bucks.

Since the announcement was made, some, such as film producer Judd Apatow have shown their disapproval. "Presenting a violent rapist to viewers like he is a lovable dad is inappropriate," the "Anchorman" producer tweeted.

Bounce's owners include Martin Luther King III, the son of the Civil Rights pioneer and former Atlanta mayor and Congressman Andrew Young.

To me, it's highly hypocritical that Bounce is allowing a sick asshole like Cosby to be a staple on their network. Allegedly, he raped OVER 57 women and to bring his show back is a humongous slap in the face to all of these poor people. What's even more sad is that there's a SHIT TON of subchannels out there that aren't broadcast locally here in Grand Rapids (one channel I'd like to see here is Buzzr, which shows a lot of old game shows) and yet, WOOD-TV airs this crappy channel that's supposed to give blacks a good name.

The truth is, Cosby used the fact that he was one of the first black comedians accepted by all audiences to get his way. Methinks that he is guilty, especially since he's paid some of his victims hush money. After all, he's been married to Camille for 52 years and has five kids with her.

If I were WOOD-TV, I'd be bouncing Bounce off the air.

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Wednesday, November 16, 2016

11.16.16 Bee-otch of the Day: WRAL-TV



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Name: WRAL-TV
Age: 60
Occupation: television station
Last Seen: Raleigh, NC
Bee-otched For: turning SNL into Swiss cheese
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It was one of the biggest comebacks in comedy history.

It was shocking as it was when it was announced a few weeks ago when Dave Chappelle was going to host Saturday Night Live. Needless to say, unlike Eddie Murphy's lame excuse of an appearance during their 40th Anniversary special last year, the comedian didn't disappoint.

He had a standup monologue that was nothing but laughs (and some thought-provoking statements), sketches that were pretty damn funny, and yes, he brought back some of his old Chappelle's Show characters during a sketch that parodied The Walking Dead.

And sadly, viewers in Raleigh missed a lot of it.

Viewers complained that a lot of Chappelle's monologue was bleeped out on the market's NBC affiliate, WRAL-TV. Some thought it was a bad cable connection or even weather. But it turns out that Chappelle violated a station policy.

According to WRAL management in a statement, the station runs on a ten-second delay and has a zero-tolerance policy for not seven, but ten bad words that they deem objectionable. They claimed that during the episode, two of those words were used nine times. The monologue, the Walking Dead short and a digital short that aired toward the end of the episode where regulars Kyle Mooney and Leslie Jones have sex in Chappelle's dressing room all got muted by the idiot running the board in WRAL's control room.

It's unclear what words WRAL bleeped; some of the words that Chappelle used that are not normally allowed on network TV included "Goddamn", "nigger" and, thanks to president-elect Trump, "pussy".

Station vice president and general manager Steven Hammel apologized for censoring Chappelle, claiming that they didn't mean to censor his message, but they were only following station procedures.

WRAL is owned by Capital Broadcasting Company, which has been owned by the Fletcher and Goodmon families since 1939 and WRAL-TV since it signed on in 1956. It was Raleigh's original NBC affiliate from 1956 to 1962 when it flipped to ABC. NBC was stuck with either secondary affiliates or crappy UHF signals up until a few months ago when WRAL-TV regained its NBC affiliation. It was with CBS, which moved to the former NBC affiliate, WNCN-17, which was a former NBC O&O.

Of course, NBC *should* be happy with strong-signaled WRAL, but the station has had a long history of censorship. As a CBS affiliate, they've yanked out the Victoria's Secret fashion shows for reruns of The Andy Griffith Show. Same goes with sister station WRAZ Fox 50. It's also worth mentioning that WRAL has had a very racist past. In the 1960s, the station's general manager was known for his editorials bashing the Civil Rights Movement, claiming that it promoted Communism. That GM, by the way was elected US senator in 1972 and remained on that post for 30 years. That man, BTW was Jesse Helms.

I remembered here in Michigan 10 years ago, my childhood CBS affiliate, WWTV 9&10 refused to air a documentary on 9/11 because it contained severe profanity. It even aired a message claiming that they wanted to air a CENSORED version of the special, but CBS said no. In its place, 9&10 - which like WRAL is family-owned - aired a forgotten Robin Williams movie. About 10 years before that, west Michigan religious outlet WLLA-64 carried a select shows from The WB. However, they lost their affiliation when it was discovered that the station was censoring the profanity on their shows, which were all tape-delayed.

Apparently, WRAL was the only NBC affiliate to censor last weekend's SNL. Even smaller affiliates in neighboring towns aired the show bleep-free.

So, will NBC get on WRAL for bleeping the show? Who knows? They don't have a lot of alternatives there. WTVD-11 is an ABC O&O and they're the only other VHF option. The act of censoring shows - even past the FCC-mandated "safe zone" of 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. - could end up being the norm in Raleigh.

At least there's Hulu.


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Tuesday, November 15, 2016

11.15.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Michael Peters



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Name: Michael Peters
Age: ??
Occupation: former police officer
Last Seen: Traverse City, MI
Bee-otched For: bringing the south to the north


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There's a probable good reason why I'm happy that I no longer live in the Traverse City area, where I grew up:

There's a lot of stupid people.

Last week during an anti-Donald Trump rally in the Cherry Capital, a man in a black Dodge Ram showed up with an American and Confederate flag. He was seen driving around, chugging down a Bud Light.

And that man, my friend, was a Traverse City cop, Mike Peters.

And no, it's not the Mike Peters who was the lead singer of The Alarm or the editorial cartoonist behind Mother Goose and Grimm. It's a man with far less talent than either of the aforementioned.

Because of the incident, the Traverse City Police Department is now doing an investigation on Peters and his behavior. In the meantime, Peters has resigned from the force after 18 years. He had been suspended with pay.

Since Peters' act of idiocy, the pictures of his stupidity have been circulated around the world. This is not the first time Traverse City was under the spotlight regarding racism and the presidency; when Barack Obama was elected in 2008, the manager of a gun store, Hampel's hung the American flag upside down. When interviewed by the Record-Eagle newspaper, the man called Obama a "nigger". Because of the controversy, the gun shop fired him. 

You know, it's sad when a man that people often turn to for help does something so idiotic. Even more, it'll give black folks yet another excuse not to go to Traverse City for vacation or even a place to live. Even worse, the area has a cop whose son is now spending 70 years in jail for murder. If I get pulled over in TC, I sure as hell don't want a racist or the father of a murderer writing me a ticket.

Even in Traverse City, the crackers can crumble.





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Monday, November 14, 2016

11.14.16 Bee-otch of the Day: the electoral college


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Name: the Electoral College
Age: c. 130
Occupation: what decides our president
Last Seen: America
Bee-otched For: breaking apart our nation again


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2000, how we missed ye.

The results are in and to be quite honest, Hillary Clinton SHOULD be President-Elect. After all, she had over 600,000 votes more than Donald Trump in the popular vote.

But thanks to an outdated system called the Electoral College, we're stuck with Trump.

For the second time in five presidential elections, the person with the least amount of votes is going to be the president of the United States of America. Many are now feeling the hate of Trump and his moronic rhetoric and the fact that many-a-white male is happy that they hope that he'll reverse eight years of that Kenyan Muslim's doings.

The point is, Hillary won the popular vote simply because she won heavily in a few states such as California, Connecticut, Illinois and Massachusetts. But Trump won in more states, which cemented his win. Basically put, the Electoral College is there to protect the minority in a sense; in this case, it's the angry white male. Trump won in more rural counties in America, 90% vs. Hillary's 6%.

All this reminds me of a small town in northern Michigan that I grew up near called Ellsworth, pop. around 400 or so. In the early 90s, Ellsworth had two supermarkets, a bank, a feed store/gas station and a hardware, just to name a few. By the Bush 43 years, the hardware closed, the bank closed, one of the grocers closed and the other supermarket - which basically became a convenience store - had trouble staying open. By 2008, Ellsworth was a near-ghost town. Then, Obama became president and virtually most of downtown became full again. True, nothing's perfect (the town doesn't even have a place to buy milk or bread anymore), but it's probably better than what it was a decade ago.

I was watching CBS Sunday Morning this week where they did a story on a small mining town in Virginia called Welch. They claim that government regulations killed the coal industry there. After all, the town had over 6,000 residents 70 years ago. Today, it only has 2,400. Not long ago, the area even lost its Walmart. Much of the county is now on welfare. Hey! Ever hear of "turbines" or "solar power"?

The point is, rural folks have proven how stupid they are. Hell, they probably think that fracking is the answer to getting more gas. But, look at the earthquakes in Oklahoma, a state that's loaded with it.

Many years ago, my now-ex-stepdad, a conservative told me that "the white man is a dying species". As a nation that was stolen by the white man who slaughtered the Native Americans and bought and sold Africans as slaves, maybe it's time to kill them off. Maybe it's time to go gay or have children with those of other races. There's no "white privilege" in America. Now that Trump's the winner, it explains why many whites are now harassing people of race and even flying the Confederate flag.

Folks, I once lived in rural northern Michigan. People there were the type that moved from Detroit to escape the realities of the big city, which includes being around the niggers. When I moved here in 2002, I pretty much lost contact with the people I used to know up north. Hell, I'm not friends with any of the people I went to school with on Facebook.

True, Grand Rapids heavily voted for Trump, the town does have its progressive side and its not-so-progressive side *coughDEVOScough*. Overall, I think the people here are a lot more free-thinking than those up north. Hell, when my cousin bailed out of having me at his place near Traverse City because of a family emergency, NOBODY offered to give me a place to stay for the Traverse City Film Festival. Hell, I have more places to stay in Detroit than up north.

True, it is understandable that this was a close election with a 600,000 vote difference. If the DNC didn't bully their superdelegates into voting for Hillary, Bernie Sanders could have been president-elect instead of Donald Trump and his moronic lunacy. Same with Al Gore in 2000 and the fact that he chose a faux Democrat, Joe Lieberman has his running mate. If Al had a different running mate and if the DNC didn't bully Bernie, 9/11 would have never happened, we wouldn't have three fake wars, the economy would have been strong in the 2000s and now, a Hispanic kid wouldn't have to go to school having to hear "BUILD THAT WALL!" repeatedly over and over on a daily basis.

Time to go into the future.


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Thursday, November 10, 2016

11.10.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Debbie Wasserman Schultz


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Name: Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Age: 50
Occupation: Congresswoman
Last Seen: Florida
Bee-otched For: causing Donald Trump to be the next president of the United States

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Yesterday morning at 3:30 a.m., I woke up anticipating the words "President-elect" next to the words "Hillary Clinton".

I turned on my phone and my laptop. I walked over to the kitchen to make my oatmeal. I came back, checked my phone and screamed the words "OH MY GOD!" If it were any louder, I would have been evicted from my apartment for disturbing the peace.

I was shocked, almost as bad as waking up 15 years ago to hear that two airliners crashed into the World Trade Towers and the Pentagon. How did this happen? Hillary had a nice lead in the polls over Trump. Now, she has lost to the billionaire, even though she won the popular vote by just over 200,000 votes.

Here in Michigan, Trump won by only 12,000 votes. This is the first time since 1988 that this state has gone red.

So, what the hell happened? Did people forget that under President Obama, the economy has strengthened and the unemployment rate has fallen to record lows? Or maybe, just maybe, people get douche chills when the word "Hillary" is mentioned?

Ya know, I was pondering all morning the words "what if?" as in "what if Beau Biden didn't die?" Would Joe Biden be a good candidate vs. Trump? But most importantly, "what if Bernie Sanders was the Democratic nominee and not Hillary?"

Let's remember something, folks: the reason why Hillary won was because of the bullying former Democratic National Committee chairperson Debbie Wasserman Schultz put on the super-delegates. She PRESSURED them to vote for the corporate ass-kisser Hillary and not the independent and progressive Bernie. With Hillary's scandals, current and present, this was 2000 all over again when people avoided Al Gore simply because he chose Republican ass-kisser Joe Lieberman as his running mate.

Now, we're stuck with at least two years of having all three houses with a Republican majority. This means the end of Obamacare, more guns and a country that's run more like Russia and not England or even Canada. I hope that Trump's approval ratings are so low that we'll start making changes during this time. I just hope Hillary's not involved.

Welcome back, 2008!

  
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Tuesday, November 8, 2016

11.8.16 Bee-otches of the Day: non-voters


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Name: various
Age: various
Occupation: various
Last Seen: America
Bee-otched For: voting Republican or not voting at all

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Well, today's the big day.

Hopefully by the end of the night, we will know who will be the next president of the United States. It might not be as fun as the Cubs winning the World Series, but I agree, it's time for a lady to run America.

True, standing in line sucks, but once I stick my ballot in the slot to be processed, I feel a little better about myself. I just wished I did so back in 2000.

The story was that the 2000 elections were the first time was eligible to vote. I was at school at the time and didn't have an absentee ballot. I was leaning toward Al Gore, but was turned off by Joe Lieberman being an asskisser to the Republicans. George W. Bush was going to run this country like he did Texas, and I was right. I didn't vote in 2000 and paid the price.

When I graduated, I couldn't find a job. Every place I was interviewed told me that they weren't going to fill the position after all. I was upset. I was back living with my mom and back to my old high school job washing dishes. However, 9/11 happened and my bosses hired a man who was much older than I was (and fewer teeth) and they gave him my hours. My now-ex-stepdad was pissed that I was living under his roof with not much to support myself with. I kept telling him and Mom that I'm working as hard as I can to get a decent job, but they didn't care. They even made me fill out an apartment app even though I didn't have a job to support myself.

I ended up having to find another loser job, this time stocking shelves at a convenience store. I was working 40 hours, but no benefits. Then, my Chaldean boss sold out to an old asshole and his dumbass son from the Detroit area. Immediately, they cut my hours because the sale made them broke and they even handed my weekend hours over to another junkie who lived across the street from the store. Once again, I had to get out. I went back to my list of companies I sent resumes to and lo-and-behold, I called a company that was looking for work. It took me almost one year after I graduated tech school to get this job and I busted my ass not to fuck it all up.

I left that c-store without two weeks' notice. It sucked to be them. I was now working a normal job with benefits and even overtime to help with bills. A year and a half after I started, I got my first raise.

The problem was, it was my only raise from my boss for the next ten years.

Since the economy was bad and people were lucky to have jobs in Grand Rapids, my boss NEVER gave us raises. Instead, he would give us occasional Meijer gift cards. He also fucked up our health insurance when he switched to a Health Savings Account, which meant that it was up to me to put money into my HSA, even though I was getting paid in peanuts.

Fed up, I finally got registered to vote and voted for John Kerry in the 2004 election. Of course, we were stuck with four more years of lies from the Bush crime family and in the end, GM was bankrupt and people lost their homes and jobs. Thankfully, we ended up with a youthful senator from Illinois named Barack Obama who saved GM and reversed many of the bad decisions Bush made. Oh, and he captured Osama!

Since Obama became president, my boss retired and my company has given me five raises in four years. Even more, we're having a hard time finding workers because there's not many people finding jobs right now.

Every time I hear that America is in shambles, I wonder, "HUH?" I'm paying off my bills, I'm socking away money into savings for the first time in years and overall, I'm happy. However, I hear idiots crying that Trump needs to be president. I ask, "WHY?"

You see, Bush 43 took Clinton 42's surplus and gave it back to the wealthy. Trump's tax plan will be even worse than Reagan's trickle down policies that also fucked over the nation in the 80s. Obama will leave the White House with a low unemployment rate and a higher confidence in America. And Trump wants to "Make America Great Again"? Sorry, but Obama already did.

It's time for us to renew the good things Obama did for America. True, Hillary's far from perfect and I'm not happy that Debbie Wasserman Schultz used her to screw over Bernie Sanders, but in all, better her over Trump. I know there's a few folks who voted for Bernie who won't vote for Hillary. Instead, they're voting for Jill Stein since her policies are similar to Bernie's. However, she's a huge investor in companies that pollute the earth such as Exxon, Duke Energy, Conaco Phillips plus others such as JPMorganChase, CitiGroup and even Wells Fargo which came under fire for screwing over their customers. Oh! Let's not forget Goldman Sachs; yep, Stein invests in that.

So tomorrow, get off your ass and vote. Even if you have to work a lot of long hours (like me), it's your duty as Americans to choose your next leader. Remember, you have the same number of votes as the millionaires and billionaires.

One vote, one voice.
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Monday, November 7, 2016

11.7.16 Bee-otches of the Day: The Republican Party


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Name: The Republican Party
Age: 162
Occupation: right-winged assholes
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: having their wishes go down the crapper

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On Sunday: the FBI released a statement regarding Hillary Clinton's discovered 20,000 emails.

Basically, it said, "move along, nothing to see here".

FBI Director James Comey released a statement that the former Secretary of State made no incriminating remarks in her emails on Sunday. The emails were discovered on a computer held by Anthony Wiener, whose wife Huma Abedin was a Clinton aide.

Now that the situation has been resolved (again), there's a chance that it could help Clinton's sagging numbers, especially here in Michigan where she's only three points behind Republican Donald Trump. Today, both are coming to Grand Rapids to campaign.

You know, I hope Clinton becomes president once and for all. Maybe she'll prosecute Trump for his stupid Trump University bullshit. Hell, I'd like to see her prosecute Dubya for war crimes (doubt it, though).

Tomorrow's the big day. Let's grab Trump by the nuts and tell him and the rest of the Repukes to fuck off! 



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