Thursday, March 31, 2011

3.31.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Chris Brown




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Name: Chris Brown and his fans
Age: 21, etc.
Occupation: shitty hip-hopster, etc.
Last Seen: Los Angeles, etc.
Bee-otched For: being bad role models
 

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Rihanna got got slapped again.... 270,000 times.

It's official: America loves a good 'ol woman beater. Chris Brown's latest album, F.A.M.E. (Forgiving All My Enemies) just debuted at #1, selling a staggering 270,000 copies. Not bad for a man whose career was on the way out at such an early age due to the fact that he smacked the crap out of his girlfriend before the 2009 Grammys.

It's also worth noting that he also made headlines last week when he broke a window at Good Morning America before doing that show, and guess what? ABC asked him back for another interview.

The billion-dollar question is, why do people support this loser? After all, he was in a recent movie, Takers which did quite well at the box office despite bad reviews. Even radio stations that banned him after his bitchslapping of Rihanna brought him back.

And here's a message about the state of radio: so The Dixie Chicks bash Bush and they get banned from the radio. Yet, Chris Brown is OK. OK, I get it.

Look, Chris Brown's a fucking scumbag. However, the tragedy is that he's not in jail. He's serving five years' probation, but that's hardly anything, especially these days. If I were the judge, I'd tell him that his career's over.

Ya know, I bust my ass off everyday and come home to an empty house except for four fish and maybe an insect or two hiding somewhere. I've never beaten a woman up and this is the thanks I get. Yet, this little faggot decides to beat up women and break windows and sells 270,000 albums in one week. Even worse, Rise Against, a Straight Edge band from Chicago whose video for "Help Is On The Way" - which is about a black family's plight during Hurricane Katrina - only sells 85,000 for their first week forEndgame. Sad.

Look, I judge people by what they do, and not skin color. I love people of all races and strive to be racially equal when it comes to people. However, for this final Bee-otch of the Day, I'll say this: if the dictionary still has an entry for the word "nigger", they should put a picture of Chris Brown next to it.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

3.30.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Walmart

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Name: Walmart
Age: 49
Occupation: retail giant
Last Seen: Bentonville, AR
Bee-otched For: pissing off the ladies
 

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Looks like if people have it their way, Wally World could be losing billions of dollars.

In 2001, over 100 female Walmart employees filed a class action lawsuit against the retailer claiming that the company favored males over females. They claim that they're paid - in some cases - half the wages of their male counterparts despite the fact that they made $14 billion in profits last year.

As usual, Walmart claims that they forbid discrimination, claiming that they have a rigorous policy against it.
Many do wonder if the suit still has merit since it was filed over a decade ago, plus the fact that the women who have filed the suit represent the women who currently work for the company. But, a Walmart win could be detrimental against civil rights according to one woman. Marcia Greenberger, co-president of the National Women's Law Center told the Huffington Post "Some employers have made the economic calculus that they'll never be held accountable for discrimination, if it exists, and they might as well continue the status quo until someone holds them accountable for it."

Ladies and gents, reason #624,735 I won't shop at Walmart. Pathetically, Walmart's policies have lingered over to other businesses as well. You wouldn't believe how many people work less than 40 hours per week because other retailers have taken on Walmart's policy of less than 40 hours per week to prevent overtime.

Let's not forget the fact that they'll sell handguns but not anything associated with Howard Stern, CDs with the Parental Advisory label on them, and so on.

Folks, Walmart's gone too far if they've been treating women like inferiors. It's sad that the Waltons all get to live a life of luxury while the people who work for them are disposable. I can't picture myself working there, even for their higher-up positions. Even more, I'm a man! If my pay would suck being there. I'd just pretend having a vagina for once.

But then again, once I wear a nametag that reads "Chuck", all dignity would be lost.

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

3.29.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Glenn Beck






Name: Glenn Beck
Age: 47
Occupation: right-winged troll
Last Seen: New Canaan, CT
Bee-otched For: losing not one, not two, but four affiliates
 

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Glenn Beck should consider becoming the next Casey Kasem. After all, the hits just keep on comin'.

Last week, it was announced that WDRC in Hartford would be canceling his show due to poor ratings. Not only that, but 'DRC also simulcasts on three other signals -WSNG Torrington, WWCO Waterbury and WMMW Meriden - so Beck just got creamed from his home state.

Not only that, but Beck just saw his show canned from New York's WOR, and according to www.stopbeck.com, five stations in town have all vowed to not carry his show. WOR and WDRC are owned by Buckley Broadcasting.

In just these past few months, Beck has lost several affiliates, including stations in Philadelphia, Madison and Kansas City. His TV ratings are down 26%, 400 advertisers are boycotting his show and there's even rumblings that even Fox News Channel might be canceling his daily bitchfest.

Talk about one less chalkboard used.

Ya know, I couldn't be more happier. Beck and his fans are nothing more than those who represent the lowest common denominator in America. As long as he keeps doing what he's doing, he'll lose more advertisers and audience. The people have spoken. He should shut up and watch the zoo animals.

Now, he needs to lose at least ONE of his stations here in Grand Rapids.

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Monday, March 28, 2011

3.28.11 Bee-otch of the Day: The United States Government



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Name: The government of the United States of America
Age: 135
Occupation: the people who govern our nation
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: not bringing a lot of good things to life

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Just imagine that right now in America, there's classrooms in Detroit that have 60 students, people with cancer who don't have health insurance and that people with good paying jobs are about to lose them.

And yet, General Electric didn't pay a dime in taxes this past year.

That's right! GE had worldwide profits of $14.2 billion and $5.1 billion in the U.S. alone. As a matter of fact, they claimed a tax benefit of $3.2 billion.

There's several reasons why GE's taxes are zippo. According to the New York Times, it's everything from fierce lobbying to moving its profits offshore. The company even hired several former employees of the Treasury and IRS to run their tax department. Right now, America's corporate tax rate is 35%, one of the highest in the world. However, many other companies are taking a look at GE's strategies and applying it to their finances.

This coming from a company whose nuclear reactors are ready to explode in Japan after that devastating earthquake a few weeks ago.

But yes, this is the same GE that has built everything from nuclear reactors to bombs that will bring good things to their untimely death. And since GE's now avoiding the tax man, we can all kiss our sweet asses goodbye.

Sadly, I wish that our government could take a big look at how GE operates. But as long as we have a house of Republicans and a president that ends up cowering to their needs, and not to forget a nation of people hopped up on the media's BS coverage of the Tea Party and how their view of the nation hating Obama, they'll continue to operate this way. Bear in mind, too that GE still owns 49% of NBC Universal and they've even cut their own taxes even further by moving some of their shows to their home state of Connecticut (namely MauryJerry Springer and Steve Wilkos) for tax rewards from that state's governor, a Republican.

The Republican Party: Imagination at Work.

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Thursday, March 24, 2011

3.24.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Sirius XM




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Name: Sirius XM
Age: 21
Occupation: satellite radio provider
Last Seen: New York City
Bee-otched For: not giving Howard enough money
  
          
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Don't we ALL want to go after our employers for not giving us enough money?

Well, Howard Stern is. it was announced Tuesday afternoon that the King of all Media's company, One Twelve, Inc. (named after his birthday) and his super agent Don Buchwald are suing the satcaster for stock bonuses that the company didn't award them after he brought in 20 million subscribers to the company. Sirius XM did pay Stern up to 2007 since the company was on the verge of collapse due to the weak economy and problems surrounding the merger of the two companies.

The lawsuit is posted here .

When news of the suit came out, Sirius XM's stock went down three cents to $1.66. Sad, but at one point, their stock was over $20. Stern talked very little about the suit on Wednesday, claiming that he's not comfortable talking about his financial situations.

You see, Sirius and XM have made some bad deals since hiring Stern, all in the name of creating a diverse audience for the company. They've hired the likes of Jamie Foxx, Martha Stewart and even Oprah Winfrey. Guess how many people these three folks have brought in to the company? VIRTUALLY NONE. How many people have run to an electronics store and said, "OH, GOODY! JAMIE FOXX IS ON SIRIUS! LET'S BUY ONE!" Really! Plus, Howard even pointed out that Oprah doesn't even talk about her Sirius XM show on her TV show.

You see, if Sirius XM's stock is so low and it's Howard that's bringing in people, why not just give him the company? I'll betcha if he got the company, Howard will take out the trash. Sirius XM only needs Stern, the music channels that actually have listeners and a few talk stations. Korean talk radio? Please. Plus, who listens to FamilyNet Radio, anyway? Yes, variety's the spice of life, but face it: Sirius XM was built for Howard Stern.

If all else fails, at least there's RadioIO.com.

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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

3.23.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Victoria Jackson


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Name: Victoria Jackson
Age: 51
Occupation: SNL has-been
Last Seen: Florida
Bee-otched For: turning into a royal bitch
  
       

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In its 36 years on the air, Saturday Night Live has produced many, many stars. But, it has also given us a has-been here and there.

And sadly, Victoria Jackson is no exception.

During her 1986-1992 tenure on SNL, Jackson was the ditzy sex symbol known for her acting like the typical blonde airhead. She was even probably the sole SNL-er to do a nude scene in a movie (correct me if I'm wrong), baring her ass (and some vaginal overhang) in the 1988 flick Casual Sex?  

But as soon as she left the show, her career, well, died. She did some small roles on TV shows, but that was it. She gained a lot of weight and appeared on the showCelebrity Fit Club. However, she became a born-again Christian, and her love of politics grew to the point of pure absurdity. To add some nasty, past-its-expiration date frosting to the moldy cake, she's made multiple appearances on The 700 Club .

In the past several years, Jackson has been drinking the Tea Party Kool-Aid. She's a very vocal critic of President Obama, even to the point that she claims that he was born in Kenya. This from a woman who didn't even vote until she was 41 and probably gets most of her viewpoints from Fox News Channel and Rush Limbaugh. She was even nice enough to blast fellow SNL cast member and Minnesota Senator Al Franken for his liberal views.

But now, Jackson is making some idiotic views on gays. On her blog, she talked about how disgusted she was over the Fox show Glee for showing two men kissing each other. She mentioned that The Bible was her sole authority on her position and that "secular humanism" is the reason why there's a "decline in morality" that led to what happened on the popular Fox show.


Ya know, Victoria's nothing more than a media whore whose career died the second she left SNL. True, I'll agree with her on the fact that Glee sucks, but it does because of its shitty remakes of decent songs using a fake high school choir. Another SNL-er that most people don't hear from these days, Laraine Newman is a far-better blogger than Jackson is.  

Sorry, but Victoria Jackson's nothing more than an embarrassment to all of human nature. She can take her tea party bullshit and shove it so far up her fat ass that not even a trip to the Love Toilet could save her.
May Toonces the Driving Cat drive her over the edge of a cliff.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

3.22.11 Bee-otch of the Day: the auto companies


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Name: the auto companies
Ages: various
Occupation: auto makers
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: still leaking oil
 
   
    
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Oh, great. Another war has begun.

Our beloved country has sent troops over to Libya in attempts to free that country from its evil leader, Moammar Gadhafi. The Pentagon claims that we're gonna be outta there in a few weeks. OK, so how long have we been in Iraq and Afghanistan again?

Ya know, I look at other countries and the way they run things. Culture and religion play a role in their upbringing, and yes, good 'ol oil.

Because of the unrest in Libya, crude oil is now above $100 per barrel. Here in Grand Rapids, the average gas price is $3.61, $3.57 in the state and $3.53 in the country. Speculators claim that gas prices will be $4 per gallon by Summer and it could mean dire consequences for the still-struggling economy.

In other words, where's our electric cars?

I know, next year, we'll be see the likes of the Chevy Volt and Nissan Leaf zooming up and down our freeways. However, both cars still use some gas and oil. True, the Volt will get 93 MPG, but the electric cars of the 1990s might have been much better in regards to gas use.

Both GM and Ford had electric cars on the road in the 1990s, and they did not use one drop of gas. For $400 per month, you could lease these cars, but not buy them. So, when the leases expired, the leasees of these cars lost them. Guess where these cars landed? The junkyard. Why? Because apparently, the oil companies got angry at the auto makers over the fact that they were going to lose some bucks over these cars. So, not only did they got rid of their electric cars, GM bought out Hummer in 1999.

Thankfully, the government took over GM and demanded the company not only get rid of Hummer, but also bring back the electric car. The good news is that they did, but sadly, it still uses gas since it's supposed to fuel the electric engine.

Of course, there's alternative fuels, especially ethanol. But, ethanol does have its problems, namely the fact that it causes deposits in your engine, when burned, it releases hydroflourocarbons into the atmosphere and the fact that it jacks up the price of corn. True, corn's a renewable energy, but remember, there aren't as many farms as there were 50 years ago. Once a land is developed, it's gone.

The point is, we're WAAAAAAY behind regarding finding a suitable replacement for gas and oil. We should have stuck to the electric cars of the 1990s instead of pleasing rich losers with small peni. But once again, the small guy loses, the fat cats win and our young folks are gonna get thrown into another senseless war over oil.

War over oil. Screwing people over since 1991.

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