Sunday, November 24, 2024

Bee-otches of the Day: people pouring Hatorade on Michael Moore


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Bee-otched For: pouring Hatorade on Michael Moore



The French word "bijou" is defined as a small jewel.

"Bijou" was also a common name for a cinema long ago, along with "Rialto," "Temple," and "State." My birthplace of Traverse City, Michigan, was fortunate to have its own Bijou recently.

And now, it's going by the wayside for a variety of reasons.

Recently, filmmaker Michael Moore announced that his eleven-year-old Bijou By The Bay Cinema had shown its last film. In a letter to those following his Traverse City Film Festival, Moore pointed out the reasons why the theater was closed. These include a faulty projector, construction on the Grandview Parkway, the need for better parking downtown, and uncertainty regarding the future of the film business.

Moore discontinued the Film Festival in 2022, although he reformatted the event to TCFF Tuesdays, in which he selected a special film to be shown at the TCFF's State Theatre downtown. Throughout the summer, the State seemed to be on a reduced schedule, mainly showing older films, which is odd considering that Moore claimed that last year's "Barbenheimer" phenomenon was a boon for the theaters. Currently, the State is only open on weekends and Tuesdays.

Some in northern Michigan have argued that Moore had been out of touch with Traverse City, which is why he closed the Bijou while the State—which used to be open 365 days per year—is only open part of the week. Some people on social media think that the State will soon close as well.

Moore and the TCFF have owned the State since 2006 after it sat dormant for a decade. The first movie was shown where the State sits in 1916 when it was the Lyric Theater. In 1923, the first Lyric was razed by a fire while the second Lyric burned in 1949. When it was rebuilt, the theater's owners decided to rename it the State, although it caused some slight confusion since there was another State just up the road in Elk Rapids (that State was renamed the Elk Rapids Cinema in 1960).

Throughout most of its history, Traverse City was a one theater-owner town. In the late 1920s, the W.S. Butterfield chain purchased the Lyric and eventually owned other theaters in TC, such as the Tra-Bay and the Michigan, all downtown. However, in 1984, Butterfield was sold to the Kerasotes chain. Immediately, there was a feud within the family since Butterfield had union projectionists and George Kerasotes only wanted scabs. As a result, the Kerasotes chain was split in two and GKC Theatres was born. Unfortunately, GKC's Traverse City operations were less than ideal. Since the scab projectionists lacked experience, when films started, sometimes the film itself would jam up in the projector or the middle of a preview off-frame. 

Because of GKC, Traverse City was one of the last major cities in America to receive any updated technology concerning movie theaters themselves. For example, Traverse City did not get its first true multiplex until 1992 when the eight-screen Grand Traverse Mall Cinema opened. Until then, the area had three twin-screen theaters, including the State. Eventually, the mall cinema added a ninth screen. In 1996, GKC opened the sardine can-designed ten-screen Horizon Cinemas. At that time, the State closed.

The State sat abandoned for the next decade, with several failed plans, including stage productions and orchestra concerts. Moore ended up forming TCFF with author Doug Stanton to bring movies back to the beloved and restored theater in 2005.

So, why did Moore create TCFF? Well, it seems that GKC wasn't quite chummy with him. In 2001, Geroge Kerasotes died and his daughter, Beth, took control of the company. When it was announced that Moore was working on his 2004 film "Fahrenheit 9/11", Beth announced that she would forbid any of her cinemas from showing it because her father - the son of Greek immigrants - told her to respect the president of the United States of America, good or bad. But, since it was George who busted the projectionists' union in 1984, heaven forbid that a film that was anti-Republican be screened at any of her daddy's cinemas. 

However, it did show at the Horizon. I was there, and it was packed. I waited HOURS to get in.

In the end, "9/11" was a box office smash, raking in $222 million. Moore was thankful that GKC did show it in TC, but other towns where they also had a monopoly—such as Alpena, Ludington, Big Rapids, Sault Ste. Marie, and others—weren't so lucky. So, he started TCFF as a middle finger to GKC.

A year after "9/11" was released and the same year the TCFF was inaugurated, GKC was sold to Carmike Cinemas for $66 million. Allegedly, many members of the Kerasotes family were angry with Beth for missing out on what would have been a cash cow for the company. TCFF bought out the State outright from Rotary Charities in 2007.

But there was one catch: they couldn't show current films. 

When Carmike bought GKC, they kept the company going as a division. Since GKC was technically still in business, it was bad news for Moore. What happened was that when GKC shuttered the State in 1996, they placed a deed on the property preventing any future owner from showing first-run films. Companies forcing future owners to follow their edicts is nothing new. For example, many fast food restaurants force new owners not to reopen as competing restaurants. It's like a McDonald's becoming a Burger King. One notorious order concerns the ABC-owned cable network Freeform, which used to be Pat Robertson's Family Channel. Robertson sold it to Fox in 1997 and then to ABC a few years later. He ordered every future owner of the network to air his flagship show, The 700 Club. Of course, Freeform, an LGBTQ+-friendly network, is known for its humorous disclaimers before and after the show, including one that appropriately says, "Have a lawyer look over any contract before you sign it."

Despite the lack of newer films, the State did well under TCFF’s ownership. I saw the Australian film “Eddie” there a few years ago, and it played to a packed crowd. Yet, the State was likely the only cinema in the country playing it. Just because Traverse City is a small town doesn’t mean that its residents aren’t sophisticated enough for independent film.

Thanks to the success of TCFF and the State, Moore decided it was time to add another cinema. So, in 2013, he rented and renovated the old Con Foster Museum along the Grandview Parkway. The building was erected in the 1930s by FDR’s Civil Works Administration and named for Conrad Foster, a former manager of the original Lyric Theater who later became Traverse City's mayor. The museum had been vacant for years until Moore thought it would be a great home for a theater and a way to get around GKC’s edict.

The Bijou was small, seating only 150 people. However, the cinema was an alternative to watching a movie in one of Carmike's cramped auditoriums. Nevertheless, Carmike had a trick up its sleeve.

In 2015, it was announced that Carmike was going to build a new 14-screen cinema at Buffalo Ridge, across the parking lot from the Horizon Cinemas. The theater, christened the Cherry Blossom, opened, and both the Horizon and Grand Traverse Mall Cinemas closed. The Horizon was transformed into the short-lived Lucky's Market—a Whole Foods knockoff—and is now Oryana Co-op. The Mall Cinema is now a Dunham's Sports store. The theater features an IMAX screen and something that came to Traverse City 20 years too late: stadium seating.

Shortly after Carmike opened the Cherry Blossom 14, it was sold to AMC for over $1 billion, making AMC the nation's largest theater chain. Even though AMC now owned the Cherry Blossom, the company decided that it wasn't worthy of the AMC name because it lacked several amenities most modern AMC locations had, like reclining seats. So, in the eyes of American Multi-Cinema, it wasn’t an AMC, but an AMC Classic. Although it was only a year old, it was outdated in AMC's eyes.

But there was some good news for TCFF. Because GKC and the two theaters that they owned had ceased to exist, both the State and Bijou were now permitted to show first-run films. Plus, TCFF had more advantages in its fight. For one, despite being an acronym for "American Multi-Cinema", AMC at the time was majority-owned by a Chinese conglomerate, Wanda Group. TCFF, on the other hand, was a local nonprofit that believed that going to the movies shouldn't cost consumers an arm and a leg. But the Cherry Blossom had its advantages, too, such as acres of convenient parking and stadium seating that was perfect for shorter people, like me.

And then came COVID-19. 

Because they were owned by a for-profit entity, the Cherry Blossom had to reopen when COVID restrictions eased. Moore chose to keep his theaters closed for the health and safety of his customers and volunteers. However, some in the community scrutinized him for asking for donations to keep the bills paid even though he is worth millions.

Before the pandemic, the Film Festival itself was a boon to Traverse City, bringing in thousands of people annually. It was where "Borat" had its debut. It was where legends and current stars such as Madonna, Tom Morello, Kristen Bell, Gilbert Gottfried, Jane Fonda, Phil Donahue, Christine Lahti, Patton Oswalt, Susan Sarandon, and others were all given a place to shine in that small town of 16,000. It was where family films were shown on a giant, inflatable screen by West Bay. However, it was not without controversy.

During its first year, a woman created a right-wing alternative to the TCFF. It did not attract large crowds and was discontinued after one year. The festival itself had issues of its own. In 2018, Boston Light and Sound sued them for $160,000 because they claimed that TCFF had not paid them for the service they had provided. TCFF had paid BL&S to install projection and sound for their venues, but they countersued, claiming that BL&S's workmanship was shoddy at best. The lawsuit was settled a year later. Legendary film critic and author Leonard Maltin, who had appeared at the 2017 TCFF, criticized Moore for his lawsuit against the company. Rumor has it that Maltin is friends with BL&S's owners. Another controversy involved former TCFF executive director Deb Lake, who claimed that Moore had fired her after he had claimed that she had left of her own accord. Moore claimed that the TCFF board, not he, had fired Lake after 13 years at the helm.

Because of COVID-19, there was no Film Festival in 2020 or 2021. However, it did return in 2022, although things were a bit different. Instead of using nontraditional venues such as the City Opera House and Lars Hockstad Auditorium, they used the State, Bijou, and even the Cherry Blossom to screen their films. But sadly, it was the festival's final year.

In a statement, Moore admitted that the Festival had been operating in the red for years and finally broke even in 2022. In a statement, he said that he wanted to work on a new concept for TCFF, which was the current TCFF Tuesdays at the State and maintaining both theaters as a "year-round Film Festival".

However, there had been speculation that Moore himself wasn't even at his last festival. According to an alleged volunteer at the last festival, who wrote to the Northern Express, he was "micromanaging" the event from his home in New York City. Plus, he questioned the $1 million that was given to TCFF from COVID relief funds.

Bear in mind that TCFF is a year-round event, not just a week-long celebration of movies in the summer. Maintaining old buildings isn't cheap, you know.

Now, a new problem recently arose regarding TCFF, and that was indeed the Bijou's permanent closure. Moore stated that the projector broke down. Allegedly, the theater's projector was manufactured by Barco (Belgian American Radio Corporation), and many in the movie projection business have compared Barco projectors to FIATs. On a Facebook group devoted to movie theaters, one person claimed that his cinema used Barcos and they all broke down.

In 2016, the Elk Rapids Cinema (pictured above is its late owner, Joe Yuchasz, with Moore) went digital, like everyone else in the movie business. I fondly remember him saying that he "used the same people as the Film Festival" to make his $80,000 upgrade. Joe passed away early last year, and his family sold the Cinema to the nonprofit Chalfonte Foundation. Not long after the sale, the projector began having serious meltdowns, costing the Cinema over $16,000 in repairs and resulting in a few weeks of being closed. I've been in the booth, and their projector looks like a Barco.

According to one of those projectionists, Christie is the best brand money can buy. According to Google, they can run from $80,000 to $150,000, maybe even more. In a letter to its followers, the Cinema is considering a fundraiser to replace its faulty projector.

Yes, road construction is a pain, but this is Michigan, and it's necessary. The same goes for the Bijou's parking situation. There is indeed a parking lot across from the theater, but there's also a large fence in front of it that doesn't make things any easier. With the Parkway torn up last summer, it's no wonder why Moore had to keep it closed.

And of course, the biggest elephant in the room is the movie business itself. True, the Barbenheimer phenomenon helped the theater business, especially TCFF, but Moore is correct: Hollywood has not formally recovered from the pandemic, and its glory days just might be behind it.

Before the pandemic, when a movie was released, it was released in stages. When it was out its first week, it was called a first run. After a movie leaves most theaters, the studio would then release it to smaller "dollar houses" or second-run theaters. Finally, after the film officially leaves theaters, the studio would put it on home video for the world to own or rent. Later on, streaming would take over that role.

In olden times, if a movie went straight to video, it was guaranteed to be terrible. Usually, those films were made on a shoestring budget and starred a washed-up actor. Today, thanks to Netflix and other streaming services, people don’t need to go to a theater to see a good movie with top talent.

Nowadays, a movie will go straight to digital when the studio feels like it, even if it's still in the top 10 at the box office. Multiplex theaters could not care less, but it's bad news for smaller theaters that only want to book a film for a week or two and even worse for the aforementioned dollar houses. Here in Grand Rapids, the theater market is dominated by the Loeks family, who own Celebration Cinemas. At one point, they owned every multiplex in town except the AMC Cinema on Alpine (which used to be the Star Theatre, which was ironically started by Barrie Loeks, the son of chain founder Jack Loeks).

In 2008, Celebration Cinema purchased Cinemark's two theaters in Grand Rapids, both located at Rivertown Crossings and Woodland Mall. Since the Woodland location was between Celebration North and South, the chain decided to convert it into a hybrid second-run and indie theater. However, during the pandemic, Celebration decided to shutter the Woodland Mall cinema, stating that their lease with the Mall was up, plus the fact that it never broke even playing older films at $4.99 a pop. Woodland ended up with Detroit-based Phoenix Theatres, who renovated the cinema after years of neglect by Celebration. Pictures revealed that some of the theaters had a leaky roof, which caused mold to grow on the seats. Phoenix went ahead and remodeled the 14-screener from top to bottom, adding recliner seats and Dolby Atmos auditoriums.

Dollar houses were usually older theaters that catered to those who wanted to see movies for less money. Because the movies were older, the prints usually came from another cinema that had seen better days. I remember seeing "Ted" at the Woodland Cinema, and there was a sequence where I was afraid that the print was going to break apart in the projector since it was beaten to a pulp. Before the days of streaming, they served a purpose. Now that most films are on streaming services after their box office run, second-run cinemas no longer have a reason to exist.

Unfortunately, the studios are a huge problem. Take Warner Bros., as an example. They created controversy not too long ago when they shelved several films and took a tax write-off on them, including "Coyote Vs. Acme" in which the devilish Looney Tunes character finally sues the manufacturer of all those contraptions that were supposed to help him catch the speedy Road Runner. Some people claimed that the movie was well done and hilarious, plus it would have made its creator, Chuck Jones, proud. Sadly, while Warners shelved that film, they unloaded the abortion called "Joker: Folie a Deux" onto the general public. The first "Joker" was brilliant, but the idiots at Warners felt that the sequel needed to be a fucking musical with Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn. Not only did the movie cause Warners to lose $200 million at the box office, but on its second week of release, it got its ass handed to them by "Terrifier 3", a micro-budget horror film that not only made a good profit but also got decent reviews from critics. 

In the 1940s, studios held a monopoly on movies. They owned the cinemas in major cities, and by the time movies were finally cycled into smaller towns, the prints were warped and scratched. This was why the smaller exhibitors banded together, sued the studios, and won. Because of this, the studios were forced to sell their cinemas, and the old Hollywood system was broken up. However, smaller, one-screen theaters were prone to showing older films.

For years, Yuchasz told me and all of his customers about how he booked movies. He seldom showed a movie during its first week because the studios wanted him to show their films on a two-to-six-week contract, but mostly for four weeks. With only one screen, it was cost-prohibitive for him, especially if the film flopped at the box office. So, he kept a list of movies he wanted to show. On Mondays, he would call the distributors to ask if a one-week contract was available. If the answer was "yes," he would book the film. He did show a small number of movies during their first week over the years—namely, the Shrek series—but considering that Elk Rapids is a town of mostly elderly people, he realized that they were not interested in driving to Traverse City to see a movie or in learning how to operate a streaming device.

However, the studios found a way to fuck over mom-and-pop movie houses. 

In the mid-2010s, the studios banded together to announce that they would no longer release films in the century-old format, effective in the coming years. Instead, they were going strictly digital. Big chain multiplexes such as AMC and Regal had no problems making the conversion. But for small-town theaters, the studios all but gave them a death sentence.

Here in West Michigan, Celebration Cinema has had zero problems since it's a multi-million-dollar company. However, in my original stomping grounds of northern Michigan, several theaters had no choice but to create crowdfunding pages to urge their fans to help them invest in new projectors, even though they were for-profit entities. One cinema, Grayling's Rialto Theatre, even enlisted the services of longtime Detroit Piston broadcaster George Blaha—who grew up in Grayling—to make a video pleading to people to save the cinema, owned by the same family that started it in 1915, from closing. The Elk Rapids Cinema simply got an $80,000 bank loan to upgrade to its current projector and sound system.

Many cinemas in northern Michigan have followed Moore's model and are now nonprofit. Frankfort's Garden Theater, Benzie County's sole indoor cinema, became a nonprofit in 2018. Shortly thereafter, The Bay in Suttons Bay was taken over by a nonprofit after its longtime owner declared that he could no longer afford to keep it open. Today, nonprofit cinemas are located in Traverse City, Suttons Bay, Frankfort, Elk Rapids, and Harbor Springs, following the example Moore started with the Film Festival.

When Moore announced that he was closing the Bijou, many on social media attacked him for his policies. One elderly woman even posted, "Less is Moore!" Some are now hoping that the State will follow suit and go dark.

Here's a question I would like to ask anyone who loves to pour Hatorade on Michael Moore: HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF HIS MOVIES? Have years of watching Faux News and listening to Rush Limbaugh made you THAT fucking retarded that you have zero concept of how things actually work? Hell, I saw a movie that his main rival, Dinesh D'Souza made a few years ago called "2000 Mules" and it was a pile of horse shit. He showed people wearing gloves putting multiple ballots in ballot boxes. He and a bunch of assholes from Salem Radio were all crying that these people were from a group designed to make Biden the winner of the 2020 election. Hey, Dinesh! 1) By law, people legally cannot vote multiple times. They will get caught. Seriously. 2) Those multiple ballots could have been from family members and friends of those dropping them off. There's no law against that. And 3) People were wearing gloves not to hide their fingerprints, BUT THEY WERE PROTECTING THEMSELVES FROM FUCKING COVID!!! YOU MADE THIS MOVIE BECAUSE DRUMPF PARDONED YOU. AFTER ALL, YOU BECAME A CONVICTED FELON. AFTER ALL, YOU MADE ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS! DO AMERICA A FAVOR AND MOVE BACK TO INDIA YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER! 

You see, I've been a fan of Moore's since I was young. One of my fondest childhood memories was watching his short-lived, but brilliant NBC series TV Nation. When I grew up and moved to Grand Rapids in 2002, I decided to see his superb flick "Bowling For Columbine". That horrible tragedy occurred when I was a Junior in high school. I remembered the impact it had on me and the fact that because of an abundance of caution, we all went into the school gym after rumors were spread of a bomb threat at my school. Seeing the film and watching Charleton Heston walk away from Moore after he gave him a picture of a little girl who was murdered in his hometown of Flint, Michigan. It shamed me that I grew up not horribly far from where Heston grew up in the small town of St. Helen, Michigan. 

I was in Traverse City on vacation when "Fahrenheit 9/11" was released and had to see it. I did have some respect for Dubya during the terrorist attacks that day but became skeptical because the wars he started all had nothing to do with the attacks. The movie simply taught me that you do have a right as an American to hate and criticize the president. I spent many years on Chuck69.com giving Dubya the BOTD because of his pro-war policies, plus the fact that his tax cuts for the wealthy screwed over working-class people like me. 

One of the best things Moore ever did was, years ago on Larry King Live, tell a young caller that his generation needed to give my generation a sincere apology for screwing them over. When I was in my 20s, I had to endure years of no raises or personal growth. Much of it was due to the spoiled baby boomers who voted for Reagan because they hated being in long gas lines. Even today, adjusted for inflation, my parents made way more than I do now.

I've seen every Moore film except for "Roger & Me" and "Canadian Bacon." "The Big One" opened my eyes to why the Democratic Party has been ineffective for years. It explained that even Clinton didn't have much love for the middle class, either.

However, many criticize that when 2007's "Sicko," his attack on America's for-profit healthcare industry, had far less money than "Fahrenheit 9/11," Moore pointed the blame at the fact that just days before the film arrived in theaters, his distributor, Lionsgate, was bought out by a doctor who was anti-universal healthcare. As a matter of fact, "Sicko" opened in half as many theaters as "9/11." But it was profitable.

"Capitalism: A Love Story" from 2009 was made for $20 million, but only grossed $17 million at the box office. A year after its release, its distributor, Overture Films, closed down. Many felt that the reason the film was a disappointment was because people were simply burned out from hearing about Dubya's disastrous presidency.

For his next major film, 2015's "Where To Invade Next," Moore worked with an unnamed company that would eventually become the indie giant, Neon. In the movie, Moore discussed that many of the freedoms that other countries have are because of us, the American people. And yet, we Americans don't have what they have, such as universal healthcare, paid work leave, and healthy school lunches. However, it only grossed just over $4 million due to a lack of promotion and the fact that Moore fell ill with pneumonia and lead poisoning when he should have been promoting the film.

Moore's last film to date was 2018's "Fahrenheit 11/9", released by another tiny indie, Briarcliff Entertainment. That movie was designed to trash Drumpf and his multiple problems. It was released to more theaters than any of Moore's films, but it only grossed $7 million at the box office.

When "11/9" bombed, one person claimed that much of the film was all things the general public already knew. The film touched on the fact that too many times when Senator Bernie Sanders took the lectern while campaigning, the news media would turn to a Trump rally where he would not take the stage for 20 minutes. The news networks—MSNBC, CNN, and especially Fox News—did their best to censor Sanders and his pro-middle-class message. Just before he died in 2018, former MSNBC host Ed Schultz revealed why he was fired from the network. He proclaimed that the channel's president, Phil Griffin, wanted him to stop talking about Sanders, but he refused. Moore showed that the corporate-owned networks simply wanted nothing to do with Sanders because they all feared that he would raise their taxes if elected president.

It's been six years since Moore released a film, though he claims he's in the middle of making one, as I type this. Obviously, that means a lot of time away from his post at the TCFF and more time in New York and wherever he needs to be to produce it. Another question is which company would be interested in releasing it? Obviously, Disney is a big, fat no. Warners released "Roger and Me," though that company is definitely right-leaning these days. Paramount? Meh. Sony? Ditto. United Artists released "Bowling for Columbine," but they're now owned by Amazon. And yes, the Weinsteins—especially Harvey—are pretty much out of the film business these days. Besides, they co-produced 'Capitalism,' and Moore sued them for back payment. So, that bridge has long been burned.

I'm sure either Neon, Briarcliff or even A24 might give Mike another chance. If he is indeed making another film, I have an idea of what the main topic needs to be: how fucked up the media is. 

Now, if the topic of "Will Michael Moore ever read this article?" comes up on one of those online betting sites like Fanduel or BetRivers, I'm 99-point-infinity-9% sure he doesn't give two shits about me. But, if he ever did read my blogs, I do wish that he'd make a film about how evil and corrupt the media truly is. It would talk about how the FCC used to create a level playing field between broadcasters and consumers. They forbade any entity from owning both a newspaper and a radio and/or TV station in the same area. They had the Fairness Doctrine which ordered newscasts to be fair and balanced and made viewers and listeners think for themselves. They only allowed entities to own one TV station, one AM station, and one FM station in any given area. Plus, entities were only allowed to own a handful of stations. 

The Fairness Doctrine was a godsend to African Americans, especially in the South. Jackson, Mississippi’s WLBT-TV was owned by the Lamar Life Insurance Company, which had ties to the KKK and several white supremacy groups. After years of protests and censorship by WLBT, the FCC revoked the station’s license in 1970 and handed it to a group of local citizens of various races, who turned the troubled station into a voice for all those in the Jackson area. The FCC even ordered all TV sets from 1964 onward to have UHF tuners since many TV markets—even major cities like Austin, Texas, and Toledo, Ohio—only had room on the VHF band for one or two stations, forcing the Big Three networks to shoehorn their shows into certain towns. Some markets like South Bend, Indiana, and Huntsville, Alabama, were “UHF islands” where VHF stations were not allowed. Thanks to the old-school FCC, they opened the spectrum so more people could have access to more popular network shows. Think of it: if the FCC had acted sooner, people in Birmingham, Alabama, might have been able to watch The Beatles’ performances on The Ed Sullivan Show.

However, the shit started to hit the fan because of one man: Richard Nixon. He appointed a number of new Supreme Court justices, and in 1973, they became the reason why you can't say certain words on TV or radio. In 1974, a father from New York City was driving with his 15-year-old son and was listening to WBAI, the Pacifica-owned station in the city. They were playing George Carlin's "Seven Dirty Words" track uncensored, and he complained. However, Pacifica fought the FCC, claiming that Carlin's routine was protected under the First Amendment. The case made its way up to the Supreme Court, which then sided with the FCC.

Thanks to Reagan, in 1987, he repealed the Fairness Doctrine, calling it unnecessary. What he did was pave the way for right-wing talkers like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and others while liberals were silenced. Nine years later, Clinton made things worse with the Telecommunications Act of 1996, which virtually abolished the limits on how many stations one entity could own. Today, there are many areas where only three companies own over 90% of the radio stations in a town. In some areas, like Toledo, only two companies control all the stations.

But things were only going to get worse. After Janet Jackson's infamous Super Bowl Halftime Show nip slip, the FCC jacked up indecency fines to over $100,000, causing TV stations and radio stations to tone down their content. It was also a major reason why Howard Stern moved his radio show from terrestrial radio to Sirius in 2006.

However, some broadcasters have found ways to circumvent the FCC regarding ownership. Which area is a shining example of this? Yep! Traverse City, Mike's stomping grounds, and my birthplace. NBC affiliate WPBN-TV 7&4 is owned by Sinclair Broadcast Group, a publicly traded company headed by David Smith, whose father, Julian Sinclair Smith, founded the company in 1971. The Smiths privately own Cunningham Broadcasting, which owns TC's ABC affiliate, WGTU 29&8. Since Sinclair and Cunningham are two separate companies in the eyes of the FCC, they permitted the two to operate together under the Up North Live branding when Sinclair purchased 7&4 in 2013. As it was, the previous owners, Barrington Broadcasting, used a firm called Tucker Broadcasting to "own" 29&8.

Ditto with WWTV 9&10, the market’s CBS affiliate. The Iacobelli family has owned the station since 1988, but in 2007, they took control of the local Fox affiliate, WFQX Local 32. On paper, WFQX is owned by Cadillac Telecasting, which is owned by a family friend in Arizona.

Because of this, Traverse City now has fewer media choices than even Marquette, a market long dominated by WLUC-TV 6, once the only television station in the western Upper Peninsula for decades. Granted, neither 29&8 nor 32 had great news departments. Also, at one point, 29&8 was partially owned by Pat Robertson's son, Tim.

Even worse, Sinclair is noted for its right-wing bias regarding news. 9&10's not much better, especially since last year, they hired Christina Aguayo, a woman who was fired from a TV station in El Paso for kissing State Attorney General Ken Paxton's ass in an interview. Thankfully, she left 9&10 last summer to return to Texas to work for a company more suited for a brainless cunt like her, Salem Media. Word has it that things have gotten rotten for 9&10, especially with the station's immense turnover and swirling rumors that they are planning to move out of their mausoleum-style building off 131 in Cadillac after only being there for a few years. 

Same thing with radio. When I was up north a few weeks ago, I was shocked at how many religious stations now dominate the dial. However, it's a problem everywhere else, too. Corporate media has shown that it does a poor job of running radio stations, to the point that they end up selling or donating them to religious groups like K-Love. But in a way, it's karma for turning into a cookie-cutter industry that puts profits over quality.

Remember Air America? Well, it died a sad death, all because it inked a deal with Clear Channel (now iHeartMedia) to air its programming on various stations. However, Mitt Romney's Bain Capital purchased many shares of iHeart and ordered Air America off its stations. Here in Michigan, WDTW 1310 in Detroit went silent and was sold to a Spanish broadcaster. WPRR 1680 Grand Rapids' owner Bob Goodrich fired Program Director and Southpaws host Darren Gibson because he announced on the air that he would not support Hillary Clinton for President after what the Democrats did to Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders. Not long after Gibson's dismissal, Goodrich—who ran for U.S. Representative in 2014 but lost to Republican Justin Amash—promoted afternoon host Tyrone Bynum to PD. However, in 2020, Goodrich was forced to declare bankruptcy due to financial troubles at his movie theater chain. Bynum was given full control of WPRR and eventually bought the station from Goodrich. WPRR is now an adult R&B station as 102.5 The Ride.

Even in ultra-left Ann Arbor, Air America fans got screwed over when iHeart sold WLBY 1290 to another right-leaning company, Cumulus. Bear in mind that Cumulus was the same company that made headlines when they banned the group formerly known as The Dixie Chicks because lead singer Natalie Maines trashed Dubya on stage. WLBY had decent ratings with Air America, especially for a station with a meager signal. Cumulus originally switched WLBY to business talk but is now a conservative talker with Dan Bongino, Matt Walsh, and Ben Shapiro. 

Sadly, left-leaning talk has also disappeared from the airwaves in northern Michigan. Twenty years ago, Rick Stone owned two talk radio stations in Petoskey: WJML 1110, which carried Michael Savage, Dave Ramsey, and Neal Boortz, and WWKK 750, which aired Air America's programming as well as Ed Schultz and a few other shows from the Michigan Talk Radio Network.

However, 750's days as a talk station ended in 2007 when Roy Henderson made a deal with Stone to trade 750 for 1210 in Traverse City, which would give WJML a listenable signal in the Grand Traverse region as a simulcast with 1110. Henderson—who had zero luck with 1210, a station rife with technical difficulties—flipped 750 to a simulcast of his WLDR 101.9 in Traverse City. WJML told 750's listeners that some of their shows would move to the new 1110/1210 simulcast. In reality, Ed Schultz was the sole host that was heard in the daytime while most of the liberals moved to the overnight hours when 1110 broadcasted with just 10 watts and 1210 was totally off the air to protect WPHT 1210 Philadelphia. However, even Schultz himself was getting the shaft as eventually, he was only heard for one hour daily on WJML. Eventually, WJML canceled Schultz's show, leaving northern Michigan with no commercial progressive talk show host.

And guess whom WJML replaced Schultz with? Good ol' Alex Jones. With the demise of his career concerning his lawsuit from the families of the victims of Sandy Hook, I'll bet you that Rick Stone—who sold 1110/1210 in 2017 to John Yob, the son of Republican strategist Chuck Yob—has eaten plenty of crow. Today, all three stations—750, 1110, and 1210—are sitting silent, with the latter two currently for sale.

Due to the lack of media sources, people have limited options for discourse and opinions. Notably, Fox News was compelled to pay $787 million for disseminating falsehoods about the 2020 election involving Dominion Voting Systems. Jones was ordered to pay approximately $1.5 billion to the families of those impacted by the Sandy Hook massacre. Nevertheless, people have an inexplicable fascination with being deceived.

AFAIK, Moore was never sued. Why? BECAUSE HE TELLS THE TRUTH! He loves ripping the Repukes apart but does an awesome job of criticizing the Dems, too. He's a humble man who never chided away from his roots in Flint, Michigan. He's heartbroken that the town he called home is now a fraction of what it was thanks to Repukes busting the unions and forcing its citizens to drink polluted water. 

Of course, he now calls Traverse City his home. He abandoned Flint because it's not coming back. Traverse City never had any huge auto factories or large skyscrapers except for the Grand Traverse Resort just north of town. He knows that it's an ideal place to raise a family and relax. But it isn't perfect.

Recently, when James Earl Jones passed away, Moore spoke about meeting the beloved actor a few years ago. Moore mentioned to Jones that he now lived in Traverse City, and Jones replied, "Traverse City is racist." In his autobiography, Jones, who grew up near Manistee, was with a group of fellow students and his teacher at a debate team meet in Traverse City in the 1940s. His teacher took him and his students to a nice restaurant in town. When Jones sat down, a voice told him, "No colored people will be served here." Because of this, Jones never thought positively of Traverse City again. Michael told him that the city is improving regarding race but still has a long way to go. In the article, Moore pointed out that there are areas in northern Michigan where Confederate flags still fly. He even pointed out the recent controversy where Traverse City High School students engaged in a fictional "slave trade" involving the few Black students who attend the school.

Also, in the article, Moore spoke about a restaurant in town where there are pictures of the minstrel shows that once occurred in town as late as the 1980s, complete with blackface. When he mentioned that, I wrote him a letter about a restaurant near Traverse City that I worked at as a teenager in the 1990s. In their break area, they had a photo album from the owner's family's old restaurant a few miles down the road. They even had minstrel shows with men in blackface in the 1960s. When my boss showed me the photos, her words were, "We had a lot of fun, but the damn NAACP shut us down!"

Racism, sadly, has long reared its ugly head in the North. I used to associate with people who used the n-word. My great-aunt and -uncle were among the many card-carrying racists in the North. They were farmers like the Friske family up the road from us in Atwood, whose German patriarch, Richard, fought with the Nazis in World War II and was a state representative in the ’70s who was a staunch supporter of segregation.

When TCFF purchased the State, downtown Traverse City did have a few abandoned buildings and a few botched developments that were never completed. If anyone knows anything about Traverse City, it knows how to fight back. When Grand Traverse Mall came to town in 1992, it lost JCPenney. However, Horizon Books moved across the street and took over the old building, creating an awesome experience for readers of all types. Today, downtown Traverse City is filled with unique businesses that sell just about anything. The Mall, however, is now half-empty and poorly managed by Brookfield Properties, which is selling off its malls one by one. These days, the only thing the mall has that downtown doesn’t is convenient parking and a carousel.

You see, I was born in Traverse City. I was upset that my cousins in Detroit got to go to concerts and listen to kick-ass rock stations that didn't play Boston or Foreigner every 30 minutes. My home and school lives weren't perfect. In the 1990s, Grand Traverse Mall was the only cool place to be. I felt that nobody was listening to my generation. 

After I left northern Michigan for good in 2002, there were aspects of the area that improved. The big one was TCFF's restoration of the State. Moore knew that many people in northern Michigan felt that they had no seat at the table, so he created one. The fact that the State shows $1 children's movies is great for parents who want to pay less money for tickets. Plus, the fact that they show good, independent movies gives the community an alternative to whatever quirky Marvel movie the Cherry Blossom is playing.

And yet, people still trash Moore online. They cry about the $6 million mansion he used to live in by Torch Lake. They love to post pictures of him and his former friend Harvey Weinstein. They call him a hypocrite, though they voted for a douchebag who rapes women and sucker the working class into thinking that tariffs and tax cuts for the wealthy are all a good thing.

The people of northern Michigan must remember that Moore likes to unite people and does so with the art of motion pictures. He wants people to get out of the house once in a while to see and experience Traverse City. He did not want to see Traverse City turn into a ghost town, especially after what the failed developers did to downtown.

True, TCFF did lose the Bijou. Some want the State Theatre to die soon, too. How I see it is simple: Tom's Food Markets closed its stores in Acme and Cherryland Center. Does that mean it's failing? No. Instead, it had to adapt. Besides, it just remodeled its Northport store. Oleson's once had three locations in Traverse City. It's down to two, plus it has closed stores in Cadillac and Manistee. But, it's still doing well, especially since it has a fairly new store in Petoskey, and its TC locations were both built around 2000.

The only thing about business that never changes is change. How many grocery stores do not have checkout scanners? How many radio stations still play vinyl records? How many movie theaters still use actual film projectors? How many gas stations do not have pay-at-the-pump options? We could go on.

The Bijou had its good points. However, it was small and not really designed to make a decent profit for TCFF. It wasn't even designed to be a movie theater in the first place. Still, Michael wanted to compete with Carmike and have a hand in the first-run movie market. Now that Traverse City has a modern megaplex, the State can do whatever it wants. If they want to show independent films, great. If they want to show the latest action flick from Marvel or DC, they can go wild.

Since I moved to Grand Rapids in 2002, Traverse City has demonstrated that it has some good qualities over my current hometown. Downtown Traverse City has far more retail than downtown Grand Rapids. Granted, there are arenas and a new soccer stadium being built downtown named after (surprise) Amway, but there are hardly any real stores in downtown Grand Rapids. The big plus, in my humble opinion, is the fact that the only place in Traverse City that's DeVos-oriented is the Ford/Lincoln/BMW/Mercedes dealership.

Another quality is the decent selection of independent cinema. I applaud not just TCFF, but also the Chalfonte Foundation for their wonderful operation of the Elk Rapids Cinema. When Joe Yuchasz ran the cinema, it was hardly as profitable as it is now. That was why when he died, his family did not want it. So, they sold it to a nonprofit organization that not only helps fight poverty but also promotes the arts. Recently, the cinema was one of only a minuscule group of theaters that showed the movie "Blitz" starring Saoirse Ronan and directed by Oscar winner Steve McQueen, who directed "12 Years a Slave". Although the movie can be streamed on Apple TV, it has to play in a minimal number of theaters to be considered for an Oscar. True, Celebration Cinemas does show indie films, but they lack the intimacy of a nice, classic cinema.

And yes, the Grand Traverse area has two strip clubs. One of them, Fantasy’s, is owned by Deja Vu and is full-nude. The other club, Rapid City’s Crossroads, is topless only. Grand Rapids outlawed nude dancing in 2006. At least if you’re a lonely man, you don’t have to drive 50 miles to look at a girl’s hoo-hah.

What's sad is the amount of stupidity I see in a lot of northern Michiganders, especially those who hate Michael Moore and want to see the State sit sad and lonely for many more years. They love to bitch about his mansion that he lost in the divorce and blah, blah, blah, waa, waa, waa. Folks, in the past 20 years, Michael Moore has done a hell of a lot more than a shit-ton of people for Traverse City. Hell, look at Roy Henderson. Not only did he help to take progressive talk radio off the air in northern Michigan, but he ran several radio stations into the ground, including WLDR 101.9. He spent almost $4 million on that station alone and down the street from the State, tried to build a building that was over the city's height limit. So, he decided to fight the city and lost. In the process, he left a hole in the ground at Front and Park Streets that he tried to sell for $5 million. After nearly a decade, the city got fed up and told Henderson to sell it or else pay hefty fines. He settled for $2 million and the property is now a Credit Union. Meanwhile, Henderson created a toxic work environment at WLDR where not only were employees' paychecks bouncing, but he was throwing objects at them, including computer monitors. His anger and money issues caused WLDR to lose many long-time staffers and reduce them to a satellite-fed jukebox with low ratings. Plus, he's lost several lawsuits, including the one where morning man Dan Stevens sued him for $25,000 for not honoring his contract. More recently, Henderson tried to sue Blarney Stone Broadcasting, to whom he lost WLDR's transmitter in a sheriff's sale because he wasn't paying taxes on it. BSB was leasing Henderson's stations from him to help expand their stations in Grayling, rocker Q100, and Up North Sports 101.1. However, BSB discovered that 99.3 in Frankfort's transmitter had a major malfunction some years ago and Henderson did not tell the FCC. Since Henderson was in violation of their contract because 99.3's signal was supposed to be 50,000 watts, BSB slapped a repeater for 99.3 on WLDR's tower, which wasn't approved by the FCC. As a result, the engineer for Alpena's WATZ - also on 99.3 - reported them and it was Henderson - not BSB - that got a $20,000 fine from the FCC. Henderson tried to sue BSB, but the judge ruled in favor of BSB. Since BSB owns the transmitter, Henderson does not want to do business with them. So for the past several years, WLDR has only broadcasted 800 watts with a short tower from its studio across from Tom's Food Market's West Bay location. The station is reported silent by the FCC for financial issues, though when I was up north a few weeks ago, it was on the air with a signal that didn't always stop on my car stereo's scanner. It was airing a mish-mash of adult contemporary classics with odd European tunes like Desireless' French language "Voyage Voyage" and Opus' "Live is Life". The music all sounded like it was coming from the right channel and the sound processing was incredibly soft. 

Folks, this is the person people in TC should be angry at: Roy Henderson, not Michael Moore. Moore has done a great deal of good for northern Michigan. Is he perfect? Of course not. At least he didn't screw people over with contracts like Henderson did. I understand that when his Benzie County stations went silent, Henderson lied to the FCC and told them that they were on the air, simulcasting WLDR, and WLDR included them in their top-of-the-hour ID. The only good thing I can say about Roy is that he had a massive heart attack a few years ago, and since he's 75, he may not be long for this world. I hope someday his family will sell his stations to someone—not a Jesuscaster—who cares about northern Michigan. I know that it won't be for the $3.6 million he splurged on it 24 years ago. Heck, WKLT was sold for a mere $400,000, and that was just for 97.5. Plus, he's had to sell off some of his homes due to alleged back taxes and now lives in a rented townhouse behind the Walmart in Cascade Township near Grand Rapids. Coincidentally, he lives just a few miles down 28th Street from another failed broadcaster, Bob Goodrich.

At least Michael knows what the future of the Bijou building should behold: a museum run by the Grand Traverse Band of Ottawa and Chippewa Indians. In his letter, Moore felt that the tribe was the best suitor for the building and a place that would teach people their history and culture. The city has said that there's a legal process in doing so, and it could take some time for it to happen. I agree with Mike that it needs to happen. I feel that if it becomes a reality, there should be a section devoted to how America and the Catholic Church once forced Native American children from their homes and into schools where they were horribly beaten, sexually assaulted, forced to eat spoiled food with maggots, and even murdered. Even more pathetic was that some of those schools were located in northern Michigan.

Folks, I started Chuck69.com 25 years ago as a wake-up call to northern Michigan. I got tired of having few places to go. When I was in high school, the restaurant I worked at had a karaoke party and I waited all night only to be told that I wasn't going up there because I had to be 21, even though the owner's son, who was hosting the party, allowed certain people to go up there like his cousin. Yet, my boss, Miss "The Damned NAACP Made Us Stop", made me work with a child molester who spent two years in prison for grabbing an eleven-year-old boy's crotch. Before that, he was babysitting a six-year-old boy and his mother witnessed him performing oral sex on him. However, due to sufficient evidence, the pedophile was set free. That restaurant, by the way, went out of business because the owners retired due to poor health and the fact that they were one of the lowest-rated restaurants in town on Yelp.

Sadly, Traverse City is sometimes called "Tragic City" because of the amount of drunk driving incidents and places where you have to be over 21 to enter. Even the former mayor of TC, Jim Carruthers, was arrested for drunk driving. If you're under 21 in a lot of places up north, you feel unwelcome. Not only that, it gives organized religion a chance to prey on them, like New Hope Community Church, just north of Traverse City. I listened to their youth pastor, John Clark, bitch about porn and sex being bad for you. Yet, this asshole left New Hope, started his own church, Westside, stole $500,000 from it and as he was being investigated, he took out a gun and blew his brains out.

I'm a member of several Traverse City-based groups on Facebook. When someone talked about the has-been 2000s rock band Trapt coming to Kalkaska to play at a small bar, I decided to post a few videos where they were playing in front of hardly anyone. I even brought up the fact that lead singer Chris Brown was a racist douchebag and had their social media accounts shut down because of his derogatory posts. But, the assholes of Kalkaska fought back because they're just like Chris Brown. All they care about is that the guys behind the 20-year-old rock anthem "Headstrong" are coming to town. After all, the people of Kalkaska are bigots, too. My former stepsister - who is bisexual - lives in the nearby Forest Area and was called a "dyke" in high school by a male classmate because she was holding hands with a female friend. She reported him to the principal. His response? "If you want to display this behavior this is what happens." 

Bear in mind that Kalkaska does not have a movie theater. They did have the Kal Theater, which operated from the 1920s until the mid-20th century. It is now a carpet store. Nearby Mancelona is a lot trashier and they once had a cinema downtown, the Lona. It burned down in the late 70s after a drunk driver crashed into it. The downtown BP gas station is where the cinema once stood. Mancelona has had a long history of not having much for young people to do. When I was young, I remember hearing about many of the town's high school students being pregnant.

I know that many call northern Michigan "God's Country", but it's anything but. Michael Moore did something positive for the community, but there are jerks who all love to diss him because he's not racist, he's not homophobic, and most of all, he's not a Republican. He's a humble man with a humble heart who tried to prove to the world that northern Michigan cares about people who aren't white, Christian, nor straight. I hope that he can keep the State running and keep it as a place where one can keep seeing good movies. 

The world needs people who make people want to come to northern Michigan, not avoid it.

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Monday, November 4, 2024

Bee-otches of the Day: those who won't vote for Kamala Harris


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Once upon a time, if you had a problem in your house, a simple trip to the neighborhood True Value Hardware store was the perfect fix-all.

The local True Value store was owned by your neighbor, not shareholders. They had one job and one job only: to give you knowledgeable advice to fix those items around your house that needed fixing. Thanks to them, you could do everything from nailing a picture to your wall to seeding your lawn. To us Xennials, many of us remember those commercials featuring Pat Summerall and Willard Scott.

However, in recent years, True Value has been to hardware what Kmart was to retail. Some stores have switched over to either Ace or Do It Best (formerly Hardware Wholesalers, Inc. (HWI)) or have closed altogether. Some store owners had a gut feeling that True Value was finished. And they were right... for now.

Recently, True Value filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, blaming inflation and poor home sales. Apparently, many of its locations were notified months ago that the company was not doing well, and some stores even took the liberty of switching suppliers. True Value even announced that it was planning to sell itself to Do It Best, but nothing has been finalized.

The True Value name has been around since 1932, although the company traces its current roots to 1948 when John Cotter organized a co-op of 12 stores. The chain grew over the years, even acquiring other chains such as Value and Service (V&S), which they converted into a variety store chain that sold everything from arts and crafts to inexpensive toys and magazines. True Value sold V&S in 1996 to the similar Ben Franklin chain. In 1997, True Value merged with ServiStar to become the TruServ Corporation. However, by the early 2000s, True Value began suffering from mismanagement, and over the years, many longtime affiliates switched to other wholesalers.

In Grand Rapids, Kingsland Hardware was a True Value member but switched to Ace about 20 years ago. Currently, Ivanrest Hardware in Grandville is the only True Value store in the immediate Grand Rapids area.

In 2018, True Value was sold to private equity firm ACON Investments, whose assets include Igloo coolers, Goody hair care products, New Era caps, Borden Dairy, Spencer's gift shops, Spirit Halloween, and Funko, known for its pop culture bobbleheads. Recently, True Value launched a series of television ads that I've only seen online so far. In these ads, they have reverted to their old oval logo with the tagline "Hardware Hero" with a matching jingle set to Foreigner's 1981 butt-rock anthem "Juke Box Hero."

However, like any private equity firm, ACON seems to want to blame everyone but itself for the failure of its business. Ditto with Red Lobster, which claimed that its "Endless Shrimp" promotions threw the restaurant chain into bankruptcy. The truth was that when Darden Restaurants, the company that founded Red Lobster, sold the chain off in 2014, it decided to sell 500 of its buildings to a firm called American Realty Capital Partners, which leased them out to whoever owned Red Lobster at the time. At the time of its bankruptcy, Red Lobster's parent company, Thai Union, which also owned Chicken of the Sea and King Oscar sardines, was paying $200 million annually in rent, which was a bigger factor in its failure than a bunch of fat guys sucking down a few hundred shrimp in one sitting.

Granted, I have very little against True Value's actual stores. One of my best hardware experiences was at Mattson's True Value in Howard City, 30 miles north of Grand Rapids. Many years ago, the plug to my Sirius receiver broke off in my car's cigarette lighter. I tried to have a guy at a local Radio Shack here in Grand Rapids fix it, but he wanted me to buy a whole new system. I was stuck with bland Grand Rapids radio to Howard City. Thankfully, I went to Mattson's, a Radio Shack retailer, and they rigged together a plug that ultimately fixed my radio problems for less than $10. Sadly, my receiver didn't last much longer, but Sirius equipment is pure junk as it is.

Today, Mattson's is still there, but all references to True Value have been removed from their building. But, they are still listed as a True Value location. I wonder if the family knew that trouble was ahead for True Value. Usually, when a family-owned store removes all references to their suppliers from their building, it means that they might be not in good standing with them. 

It's funny that earlier, I mentioned Funko and Spirit Halloween, which is a chain of stores known for leasing out abandoned storefronts. Funko products are sold not just at the previously mentioned Spencer's, but another shopping mall staple, Hot Topic. Years ago, Hot Topic was the place where those who hated boy bands and slutty pop singers could buy shirts that read "NSuck" and "Spear Britney". Plus, they sold clothes that promoted cool rock bands of the day and other awesome goodies.

However, Hot Topic went public in 1996 and, in 2013, was bought out by private equity firm Sycamore Partners, which also owns department store Belk, plus-size women’s retailer Torrid, and Staples, the office supply chain whose name once christened the arena where the Los Angeles Lakers play. Over the years, Hot Topic went from counterculture to proudly selling Justin Bieber CDs and being an epicenter for anything Japanese manga. 

Recently, Hot Topic received some unwanted controversy when most of their workers at their location at the Apache Mall in Rochester, Minnesota walked off the job. A sign on the store's entrance gate read, "Almost all of our staff walked out due to the inability of the Hot Topic Company to support and give a living wage. We cannot support ourselves and our families. We have worked so hard and cannot do this any longer. You cannot pay your workers in passion. Sorry for the inconvenience."

It's worth noting that Sycamore is a $10 billion company, yet judging by that sign, they don't want to pay their employees a living wage. The same goes for other private equity firms like Roark Capital, who own dozens of restaurant chains such as Arby's, Subway, Carl's Jr./Hardee's, Buffalo Wild Wings, and Dunkin' Donuts, to name a few. Several years ago, the company lobbied Congress to stop talking about raising the minimum wage to $15 per hour. And yet, that firm's assets are about $37 billion, while many of their fast food workers only make $10 per hour!

What's nauseating is that when Red Lobster and True Value filed for bankruptcy, people on social media were quick on the trigger to blame one person: President Biden. They blame him because the price of everyday items is going up due to inflation. In reality, the owners of both companies were private equities that blamed their failures on leftist politics and not greed. 

Look at groceries. When I was a little boy in rural Antrim County in northern Michigan in the 80s, our family had to drive for several miles for food. If we went south to Elk Rapids, there was a mid-sized Spartan Store (Village Market) and a small IGA (Ed and Son's). If we went north to Eastport on US-31, there was a Viking Food store, Eastport Foods, that was in between the sizes of the Elk Rapids stores. Since my family worked and went to school in Elk Rapids, going to Eastport was a rarity. 

Today, Ed and Son's is long gone and the main IGA distributor for Michigan, Alpena's Great North Foods has gone out of business. Eastport Foods is now Eastport Market and has long been expanded and remodeled. Viking Foods was bought out by Wisconsin-based Roundy's in 1989. Roundy's also bought out Illinois-based Scot-Lad in 1984 and merged their operations. However, Roundy's got out of the distribution business in the early 2000s. Apparently, most of their stores were now affiliated with a company that had a distribution hub in Bridgeport, by Saginaw. That company was Nash Finch. And as many in the grocery business know, Spartan and Nash merged in 2013. 

However, Eastport Market is not with SpartanNash, but with Associated Wholesale Grocers (AWG), which supply the Best Choice and Always Save brands. Meanwhile, Village Market is still a SpartanNash store, and unlike Ed and Son's and Eastport Market is still owned by the same man who purchased the store 50 years ago this year, Rick Young. 

Now, instead of four major grocery suppliers in Michigan, there are just two: SpartanNash and AWG. Plus, the mom-and-pop stores that they supply have to compete with big box giants like Meijer and Walmart and even those elephants in the room known as Dollar General and Family Dollar. Of course, grocery stores have come and gone over the decades. Most baby boomers and older will fondly remember getting their groceries from the Great Atlantic and Pacific Tea Company (A&P), which had stores in towns big and small over 50 years ago. 

And by the way, Biden was not our President back then. 

The same goes for gas and oil. Over the years, oil companies have merged to the point that there are only a few companies that control gas prices. People cry that it's Biden's fault that gas prices are too damn high and that under Drumpf, it was affordable. But let's remember that part of the reason why prices were low then was due to the pandemic, which Drumpf obviously did not handle well at all. 

Earlier this year, it was announced that Marathon Oil was being sold to ConocoPhillips for $22.5 billion in stock. Here in Michigan, there are a ton of Marathon stations, most of them are independently owned. Coincidentally enough, Marathon was once part of the monopoly known as Standard Oil. When the government forced Standard to break up in 1911, the company ran on its own, even being owned by US Steel from 1982 until 2001. Meanwhile, ConocoPhillips is one of the largest oil companies in the world and helps determine what gas prices are, not the President of the United States. The company is worth nearly $100 billion, Shell is worth over $400 billion, BP is worth $280 billion, and ExxonMobil is worth $380 billion. Recently, it was announced that Japanese-owned convenience store giant 7-Eleven was closing over 400 locations. No word on if any of them are their Speedway gas stations, which have a heavy presence in the Grand Rapids area. Within a two-mile radius from where I live, there are three of them!

Also here in Grand Rapids, there are a ton of pharmacies that have closed. Close to me at 52nd and Eastern, the CVS closed last Halloween. As of now, construction crews are working on the building; what they are turning it into is anyone's guess. I remembered talking to an employee at that CVS and they claimed that the company was focusing more on their relationship with Target and less on their individual stores. Rite Aid, on the other hand, filed for bankruptcy and has closed most of its locations here in the state. Walgreens also announced that they would be closing some 1,200 locations recently. Years ago in Elk Rapids, Walgreens proposed building a location there, but the residents all cried NIMBY since they are not fans of chain stores. Today, the village has two drug stores, including Village Drugs, which has been filling scripts since 1901. 

It's worth noting that ER once had an A&P for 30 years at the corner of River and Dexter. It closed in 1968 because their bigger stores were far more profitable. A former manager at that store bought it and converted it into an IGA, which finally closed in 1974. Coincidentally, the A&P/IGA was in the same building as the town's hardware store, which closed in the early 2000s after being in business for over 100 years. There's an interesting story as to why its fate was sealed: over 30 years ago, Elk Rapids had three hardware stores. They were Elk Rapids Pro Hardware (the century-old store), Alden Lumber (affiliated with Golden Rule Lumber, which is now part of Do It Best), and HWI-affiliated Morrison Lumber. In the mid-90s, Morrison's was sold to a local builder named Ron Shaw who almost immediately decided that the old downtown lumberyard needed to be replaced. So, he built a new, state-of-the-art hardware and lumber and a plaza next door that housed several businesses, such as B.C. Pizza, Horizon Video, and the biggest fast food chain to ever come to Elk Rapids, Subway. The old lumberyard was demolished for what is now a Huntington Bank branch. The hardware and lumber was now known as Hometown Hardware and they had other locations in Traverse City, Gaylord, and Petoskey to name a few. 

As it turned out, Hometown's owner was a Jebus freak. In the late 1990s, he was a member of New Hope Community Church, located several miles south of Elk Rapids off US-31. The church's pastor, David Standfest begged his followers to give him $1.7 million on just one Sunday. Two members donated the most: Shaw and Nick Ascione, who owned Nick's Restaurant in Kalkaska. Nick's was demolished... for a Rite Aid that's now closed. 

Shaw ended up selling Hometown to Gill-Roy's Hardware, a chain based in Flushing, a suburb of Flint. Today, Gill-Roy's has 40 locations, all in Michigan except for one in Georgia. Gill-Roy's is known for buying up small hardware stores and slapping its name on them. Despite all this, many rave about the good service at the Elk Rapids Gill-Roy's. Their closest location to Grand Rapids is in Hamilton, over by Holland.

Stores have been coming and going since the beginning of time. Take a look at this list of Spartan Stores in northern Michigan from 1960: 


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Now, some of those stores are still in business. Dingman's Food Market in Central Lake is now Merrie's Market (whose owner ironically also owns a chain of True Value stores). Don's Super Market in Elk Rapids is now the aforementioned Village Market. Ebel's Grocery in Falmouth is not only thriving, but they also bought out the old Vic's Super Market in Reed City, demolished it, and built a newer and nicer store in its spot. N.J.'s in Lake Leelanau is still strong after 114 years. Leland Mercantile has been around longer with 118 years. Shelby's Cherry Hill Super Market is still proudly supplying that town's citizens, though it's no longer with Spartan, but with Associated Wholesale Grocers and their Best Choice brand. 

As expected, not all the stores listed are still in business. For example, Angell's Super Market in Alden (and yes, Alden had other stores than Higgin's, which started out as a drug store, believe it or not). It started in the early 20th century in the Carter's Candles building, which also housed Mr. Angell's brother's hardware store. In 1948, Angell moved his grocery to the building across the street, which now houses Harvey's Trading Company, a clothing store. In the 60s, Angell retired and sold his store to a young couple, who flipped it to IGA. In the 70s, they sold it again to another couple who flipped it again to Viking. By the late 70s, they wanted a bigger store and one that didn't just serve Alden, but two towns that didn't have regular grocers: Torch River (Dan Way's Market, which was a Spartan Store, is AWOL from this list; that store sold in the 70s and became a party store called "The Marketplace" and again to Village Market's Rick Young in 1981. However by then, Spartan refused to supply that store due to its small size; it is now Fabiano's Torch River Party Store) and Rapid City, which never had a full-service supermarket. They ended up opening a newer and bigger grocery store in 1980, which became Alden Foods. Rick Young bought that store in 1990 and converted it into a Village Market. 

Granted, many of these grocers were indeed a small minnow in a huge pond of bigger stores and have since ringed up their last sale. Thrift Super Market in East Jordan was bought out by Glen's, who later built a newer store in town. It later became (surprise) a True Value and is now (bigger surprise) a Gill-Roy's. Shooks Economy Market in Ellsworth was in at least two buildings that I knew about, and both have been demolished (the store's founder was rumored to be a founder of Associated Grocers, which Spartan bought out in the 50s). Today, Ellsworth has no grocer and relies on a Dollar General to get its people by until a bigger shopping is needed (I'm not sure what the deal was with Vander Ark's and Atwood Thrift Market was actually in Atwood, which has no postal code; it's now an antique store). Pleva's in Cedar is now a Polish Museum, Ely's in Beulah is now a party store, Hank's in Fountain is now a gas station/convenience store, C&O in Mesick was demolished in the 60s for a more-modern supermarket (which later became Ken's IGA and then flipped back to Spartan as Mesick Market), and sadly, Maxbauer's in Traverse City - which dropped Spartan some years back - closed their doors earlier this year.

And there are the stores that have been demolished: Davies in Bellaire, Deering's in Empire, Neff's in Charlevoix, Dickerson's in Indian River (which was bought out by young employee Ken Swadling in 1968 and became Ken's Village Market, which moved to its current location some years later), Super A.G. in Lake City (which became an A&P and lastly an IGA), Harrison's in Manton, and the Oleson's on State Street in Traverse City, which was knocked down for a parking lot. And there were a few that burned down: Smallegan Smith in Central Lake became an IGA in the 60s and flipped to Viking in the 70s. It burned down in the 80s and a bank was built there. Bishop's in Elberta burned down in the 80s (though they're literally down the street from the Family Fare in Frankfort, whose Fairchild's burned in 1973; that Family Fare was an old A&P and has maintained some of its 1960s design). Also in 1973, the Glen's in Kalkaska burned to the ground; it was the chain's second location (founder Glen Catt grew up there). Thankfully, a new store - currently the town's Family Fare - opened a year later. Jabara's in Mancelona closed in 1971, unable to compete with Johnson's IGA (now where Family Dollar stands). Glen's came to town right around that time, first operating in the old A&P store (now the Ellsworth Farmers' Exchange, which also maintained the old school A&P design) and then building their current location in 1974, which is now - you guessed it - Family Fare. After it closed, the Jabara's building became a few other different businesses, including a pizzeria. Sadly, about 30 years ago, that building and the whole triangular block at US-131 and State and Maple Streets were destroyed in a fire caused by a natural gas leak. At the time, most of that block was occupied by Johnson's Furniture. Dame's in Northport was also destroyed by fire in 1988 but was rebuilt. Store founder Eldon Dame sold the store shortly afterward and died soon after. It became a Tom's in 1993. Kenny's in Onekama had been in that village since 1887 but was sold in 1978 to Ray Franz, who flipped it to IGA. Sadly, in 1990, the store burned down, but Franz rebuilt. He sold it when he became a Michigan House member in 2010. After two failed owners, it is back to being a SpartanNash affiliate as EZMarket, owned by Blarney Castle Oil, which also owns the EZ Marts and Louie's Markets up north. Last but not least, the original Jack's in Traverse City burned in 1978 and became a popular party store that recently closed.

Some of the stores I'm unable to truly identify, or have little info on the internet, except that they are indeed closed, like Boyne City Superette, Bill's Superette in Filer City, Brastrom's in Harrietta (I did see a picture of a Clover Farm Store there, so I wonder if it was them), and Snow's in Walkerville, though I know that they were a general store. From the 1960s until the early 2000s, that tiny town had M&M Spartan Store, owned by Max and Mary Knowles. They had a hardware department, which made me wonder if it was Snow's. Eventually, the Knowles family sold the store which would become Kar's Market, and closed some time after, leaving Walkerville without a suitable grocer. 

The truth is that NONE of these stores closed because of Biden. They closed because of various factors, such as some mega store opening down the road that sold milk for 99 cents as opposed to $2.99. When Foster's Super Market in Lake City closed a few years ago, the owner blamed a roof he had to replace and locals going to Walmart or Meijer. According to the comments on social media, Mr. Foster was simply a jerk. And no, Biden had nothing to do with their closure. Today, Foster's is now Roger's, which is based in the tiny Alpena-area town of Glennie. That chain, which started in the owner's father's tiny IGA store, has experienced major growth in the past several years. 

There are reasons for grocers that fail. Competition from big box stores, store size, and ownership matters are all reasons. Not Biden. Here in my neck of the woods in Grand Rapids, I live between two Meijers, two Targets, a Walmart, and two Aldis. In terms of a traditional grocery store, there's a Family Fare, but I rarely go there. The Big Lots by me was an old Duthler's, but that closed. There's also a Planet Fitness in my neck of the woods that was once a Family Fare that closed ten years ago. Family Fare also closed a store on Breton Road a few years ago. I shopped there in the past and bought an expired item. Usually, expired items are a barometer of things to come at any grocery store. 

Two of the giant elephants in the room have long been Dollar General and Family Dollar. Several of the towns on the 1960 Spartan list—i.e., Ellsworth, Empire, Manton, McBain, and Vanderbilt—no longer have a full-service grocery store. But all except Empire have a dollar store or two. In Empire’s case, the small town of 362 once had a few versions of Deering’s Food Market. The one on the list was in business from 1947 until 2018. According to the family, competition from Traverse City and other area towns played a major role in its closure. They ended up selling the 7,000-square-foot store to Joe’s Friendly Tavern next door (which was also founded by store founder Mark Deering, who died in 2016 at the tender age of 100), who demolished the store for outdoor seating.

However, DG felt that they had a license to build a store in Empire because of the lack of a proper grocer. But the community came out in droves to tell them NIMBY. Today, the closest thing to a grocery store Empire has is the EZ Mart convenience store.

Central Lake nearly lost its grocery store due to DG. In 2011, Rick Young's children, son Kevin and daughter Kelly, purchased the old Dingman's Market, which became Central Food Center in 1968 when it was sold to two partners. At the time, they had a store in Bellaire (now Bellaire True Value) and wanted to focus on that store. One of the partners sold his share to another, and his son took over the store in 1990. That man, Gene Plaggemars, retired and sold the store to the Youngs in 2011. Kevin and Kelly wanted to expand the 8,000-square-foot store, but the village rejected that idea. The store lost money, and Kelly sold her share to Kevin. The store was finally starting to break even when DG came to town and took its business. When they announced their "Going Out of Business" sale, Chris and Merrie Corbett, who own the chain of True Values, bought the store and renamed it Merrie's Market. And if you did the math already, yes, the former Dingman's Markets are not co-owned again (the Bellaire location moved farther out on M-88 in 1986 and is now Family Fare).

However, in fairness, DG does have its advantages regarding small towns. Up the road from Central Lake is Ellsworth. In the early ’90s, that town of 367 had two grocery stores and a Pro Hardware store. Eventually, the hardware store closed, as did Shooks Market. In 1994, Ellsworth Viking Foods, the town’s largest grocer, downsized to a convenience store because of poor sales. After years of being bought and sold many times, it became Needmore Storage a few years ago, putting the possibility of any type of grocer in town in doubt. The town’s gas station is also the local farmers’ co-op, which carries little or no food. Not long afterward, DG came to town, so at least the locals don’t have to drive all the way to East Jordan, Charlevoix, Central Lake, or elsewhere for essentials.

Dollar General stores are definitely hit or miss. Some are newer and clean, while others were converted from other stores. Here in Grand Rapids, the DG on Division by 44th Street used to be the old Gordy's Supermarket. Over in Saranac, the old Adgate Supermarket is now a DG. In Martin, their DG is a new building, although it's on the site of the old Boysen's Supermarket. In Kentwood, the DG on Eastern by 52nd is in a strip mall and looks like a hurricane went through it. I went in there recently, and they still had Easter decorations up! I even told someone there, and they told me they didn’t have a ladder to reach the ceiling. The store is cramped, and there are always boxes all over the place. Right next to this DG is an abandoned Family Video, and next to that at the intersection is a former CVS that's being renovated. I wonder if DG will move into one of those buildings.

The biggest problem with DG is that they are always understaffed and, allegedly, the pay is terrible. Plus, workers—like most retailers—cannot work a millisecond over 40 hours. I heard that the minimum wage at many DGs is $11 per hour. I bet you the reason for the poor pay is because they have some 20,000 locations and are still growing. I also see that they are opening more DG Markets, which are full-service grocers, complete with meats and produce, plus the usual cheap items DG sells.

I'm from the Traverse City area and yes, I was saddened by the news that Macy's is closing their store at Grand Traverse Mall. Back in the 90s, the mall was one of the few places up north where one could spend a full Saturday and still be entertained hours later. It had a massive Pocket Change Arcade, plus, a nine-screen cinema and 100 stores that sold a little bit of everything. However, the mall's owner, General Growth Properties, went bankrupt in 2009. Two years later, GGP spun Grand Traverse Mall to Rouse Properties. In 2018, Brookfield Properties bought out both GGP and Rouse. Eventually, they sold many of their properties to other firms, including Kohan Retail Investment Group, which is known for mismanaging their malls. Recently, Brookfield sold their mall in the Grand Rapids area, Rivertown Crossings to POAG Development after years of mismanagement. Today in the state of Michigan, they only own two malls: Grand Traverse Mall and Southland Center in Taylor, a downriver suburb of Detroit, which they announced is for sale.

When Grand Traverse Mall opened in 1992, Traverse City did have Cherryland Mall down the road, which had Sears, KMart, Younkers, Tom's Food Market, plus some 40 stores. But, it was built in 1976 and was somewhat outdated for the times. General Growth felt that the area needed a good-sized mall that didn't just attract locals, but had a downstate feel as well. So, they bought out Oleson's buffalo farm and built Grand Traverse Mall, which had more than twice the stores than Cherryland and twice the size. It was the biggest mall within a 100-mile radius and people would drive from all points north to do good shopping.

And then came the internet. 

As the years passed by, Grand Traverse Mall saw stores leave, including current mall staples like Journey's, Foot Locker, Hollister, and H&M. The movie theater closed when owner Carmike Cinemas decided to build the new Cherry Blossom Cinema at Buffalo Ridge. Recently, that development took the mall's TJ Maxx store, which is now in the old Bed Bath and Beyond. Pocket Change left the mall and was replaced with several failed restaurants such as Garfield's, Bagger Dave's, and Agave Mexican Grill. Today, they are Frida's Mexican Grill, the sole sit-down restaurant at the mall, especially since longtime staple Jonathan B. Pub closed after the owner retired. 

Today, Grand Traverse Mall has 48 stores, though they list 62, which include vending machines, ATMs, and offices. Granted, they still have decent stores, such as Hot Topic, Spencer's, Old Navy, FYE, and Victoria's Secret, but only time will tell how long those stores will even want to stay in the mall, especially since both TJ Maxx and Macy's are on one side of the mall while Target and JCPenney are on another.

For years, most of the Target wing was vacant. As it turned out, GGP was going to remodel that section of the mall in the late '00s. The story was that they were trying to lure Dunham's to the mall, probably from the old Giantway Plaza on Munson Avenue. So, they told those stores to vacate; as a matter of fact, Spencer's moved to their current location across from Hot Topic and Auntie Anne's moved to a kiosk. Well, somewhere along the way, the deal fell through and the cinema moved out. The mall tried to attract Dick's Sporting Goods, but (bad joke alert) Dick's pulled out. So, Dunham's was back in and they built their new store where the cinema and several smaller shops used to be. As for the abandoned shops by Target, they all were replaced with Shoe Dept., a successful shoe store chain that sadly supports so-called "pro-life" causes. 

Granted, when Rouse purchased the mall for $66 million in 2012, they tried their damnedest to revitalize it. They lured H&M, a new local bookstore called Bookbrokers (the mall previously had a B. Dalton where Carter's is now), and Victoria's Secret was remodeled. But yes, they also lost several stores due to bankruptcy, such as Express, Vitamin World, Justice, Christopher and Banks, and a few others. 

And yes, some in the Grand Traverse region are crying that it's Biden's fault that the once-prosperous mall is now failing. In fact, after the 2008 economic collapse that was caused by the idiotic policies of Dubya, the area itself started seeing itself as just another Florida where the only people who could afford to live there were the elderly.

Perhaps that's why when it was announced that Drumpf was running a little late for his rally in Traverse City recently, many in the crowd at Cherry Capital Airport stood up and left. The rally was supposed to start at 7:30 p.m., but he was still in Austin, Texas, because of an interview conducted by Joe Rogan. He finally arrived in TC at 10:30 p.m.

Of course, many, such as Jill Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Harris's VP pick, Tim Walz, have all visited northern Michigan to stump for Kamala. As a matter of fact, Sanders's audience at Northwestern Michigan College was standing room only. It's unknown if the Vice President will actually visit Traverse City, but she did lambaste Drumpf for being three hours late to his rally there.

With a population of 16,000, Traverse City used to be the last town in America that any president would ever want to visit. But the last three sitting presidents have. Dubya visited in 2004, Drumpf visited twice, and Biden came to town in 2021 to enjoy some Moomer's Ice Cream and then traveled up to King Orchards in Central Lake to buy some cherry pies. The last time a sitting president came to northern Michigan was Michigan native Gerald Ford in 1975 when he appeared at the Cherry Festival. Before that was way back in 1930 when Herbert Hoover came to town. 

Undoubtedly, Michigan is a swing state, and Drumpf knows that northern Michigan, an area notoriously famous for being loaded with former big-city folk who left Detroit and other towns to get away from the "n"s, is his people. But northern Michigan tends not to be a top priority for high-ranking people, celebrities included. After all, northern Michigan has had a long history of concert cancellations due to poor ticket sales, or in rapper T.I.'s case, watching his daughter perform at the BET Awards.

A few years ago on his show, Howard Stern made it clear. Drumpf is successful because he knows that he needs to reach the people who would never be allowed to go to Mar-A-Lago. He knows his supporters have low IQs and low-paying jobs if they have them at all. Sometimes, you need to get yourself into the gutter to get on top. That's why the Mafia is so successful and so are garbage men. Northern Michigan has had a long history of being a turn-off for 20 and 30-somethings because of the lack of decent jobs and education. NMC -- mentioned earlier -- does offer a few four-year degrees, but it's no University of Michigan, Michigan State University, or even Grand Valley State University. Because of this, the area does have some leftists, but it's also loaded with old people and worse, drunks. The area is known for its amount of drunk driving arrests, thus the nickname "Tragic City". Plus, the average citizen of TC only makes around $37,000 per year, yet property up north can be prohibitively expensive. Here in Grand Rapids, it's $33,000 yearly, but housing is a lot cheaper, depending on where you want to live. 

Many who work in TC tend to live out in the country in part due to a lower cost of living. My parents were shining examples. As a matter of fact, when my father moved out of my childhood home in 2000, he sold it to an older couple from the Detroit area who had hoped to get a decent job where I grew up and where they now lived. They did not, and the house fell into foreclosure. The house next door, which was a lot bigger, also fell into bank ownership and ended up selling for a meager $102,000. Not shabby for a house with two floors, four bedrooms and I think two bathrooms. 

Just two days after the rally that almost wasn't, Drumpf held a mega rally at New York's Madison Square Garden. Every seat in the house was packed with his MAGA faithful and even some Z-list celebs. Sadly, having a good sense of humor doesn't seem to be important to Drumpf's people. No-name comic Tony Hinchcliffe angered many when he joked that Puerto Rico was "a floating island of trash in the middle of the ocean". You know, in all my years working at my job, one of the nicest ladies I've ever worked with was a Puerto Rican. Tragically, she was royally fucked over by my ex-boss and a machine operator who wanted her to fail miserably. Sadly, she quit and I haven't heard from her since, and this was almost 20 years ago. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, one of our nation's best Congresspeople is Puerto Rican. So is Rosario Dawson, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Jose Feliciano, and yes, J-Lo. Bad Bunny even told his fans to vote for Kamala. But since Drumpf's idea of aiding PR after they got hit with a hurricane was to throw paper towels at them, having a hack poke fun at them is to be expected. 

Also at the rally was none other than washed-up wrestler Hulk Hogan, who made headlines several years ago for using the n-word multiple times in a private conversation caught on tape. He was fired from the WWE, only to be reinstated after wrestling fans pointed out that now-former boss Vince McMahon used that very word on an old episode of Monday Night Raw. After Hogan, Dr. Phil McGraw took the stage and rambled about bullying, something Drumpf is known for doing. Speaking of bullies, it turns out that Dr. Phil now owns his own TV network called Merit Street. Guess who's helping to distribute that very channel? Why, it's none other than the Trinity Broadcasting Network, who's putting MS on the subchannels of their stations. Funny how Dr. Phil often taught women how to fight abuse and rapists and now he's using the services of an organization that swept the drugging and rape of their founders' 13-year-old granddaughter by a 30-year-old male employee in a hotel room in 2006 under the rug. What's also sad is that neither Dr. Phil nor Dr. Oz would be nothing without Oprah and she's on the Kamala bandwagon.

Drumpf took the stage and it was pure vitriol from the get-go. He repeated his remarks about illegal aliens and Springfield, Ohio, plus made the bullshit claim about not taxing those who work overtime. To me, what he's doing is trying to convince Americans that OT is a good thing as opposed to the one thing that needs to happen: RAISE THE FUCKING MINIMUM WAGE TO $15 PER HOUR! To me, a lot of employers use OT as a blatant excuse to not give their employees a much-deserved raise; my ex-boss was a shining example. 

Many are comparing the rally to a Nazi rally at MSG in 1939, where 20,000 attended. A mural of George Washington with swastikas was presented at the rally, with one of its speakers yelling that if Washington was alive that day, he'd be friends with Hitler. It was presented as a "pro-American" rally, kinda like Drumpf's rallies. 

Eighty-five years later, it's scary to see that the things that Drumpf stands for are in fashion for many. They bragged about "preserving the First Amendment", yet, Republicans have had a long, horrible history of wanting to take that out of the Constitution. After all, they made it illegal to say the word "fuck" on regular broadcast TV, they tried to ban rock music in the 1980s, they increased FCC indecency fines in the 2000s because of Janet Jackson's accidental nip-slip during the Super Bowl Halftime Show, they've pulled books out of libraries and so on. Sorry, but to me, the Repukes - Drumpf included - are not friends of the First Amendment. The Second Amendment, however, is a different story. 

Folks, I've told you for years. I've never voted Republican and I never will. My father, a Drumpf diehard, has even tried to get me to vote for him. Sorry, but I've seen what Rethuglican leadership does. I fondly remember the bad 'ol days of seeing too many people in their 50s working at Walmart instead of their intended job because the Repukes shipped their jobs overseas. I don't want to be another statistic, having to make chicken-shit wages and having to dive into my retirement to get by. I've seen it happen to one of my uncles. He's now 68 and still working at Meijer because he had to use his retirement after he got fired from an auto dealership in his 50s. 

The people who believe in Drumpf's bullshit all believe that lies are truth. It's sad that I came from the county where all the conspiracy theories about Drumpf winning the 2020 election started. The county clerk, Sheryl Guy only noticed the errors made after she accidentally revealed that Biden had won Antrim County, a place that's long been a Republican stronghold. She recently told NBC that it broke her heart, considering that she herself is a Republican who voted for Drumpf twice. She wanted to retire but decided to put herself back into the race only because the woman who wants her job, Victoria Bishop is an election denier. Bishop, 78, is the wife of a convicted felon, talk radio host, and former Antrim County Republican Party chairman "Trucker Randy" Bishop. Mrs. Bishop owns radio station WCHY 97.7 in Cheboygan, which airs Randy's show, Your Defending Fathers. Randy cannot own WCHY since the FCC has banned felons from holding radio licenses. He's also pro-gun, though he cannot own one. 

Because of Guy's error, it led to a wave of denial from her fellow Republicans. Everything from January 6th to another felon, Dinesh D'Souza, producing the lie-filled flick "2000 Mules" where he claimed that Biden's voters were all part of a group of people who used fake people and even the dead to elect him. D'Souza and a group of hosts from the ultra-right-wing Salem Radio Network watched footage of people inserting multiple ballots in a box, some with gloves. Ummmm... ever heard of COVID-19, Dinesh? Honestly, if I lived in Antrim County, I would be pissed if I had to choose between a Repuke or an even worse Repuke.

However, the Dems are on Guy's side because she's now running as an independent write-in. I visited the Antrim County Democratic Party headquarters in Elk Rapids recently and they were handing out signs for Guy. I even asked the lady there and we talked about how evil the Bishops are. Hell, I hate seeing Vicki's photo, which looks like it was taken by Glamour Shots, the long-defunct store at shopping malls that made one look, well, glamorous. 

Folks, I love women. That's another reason why I voted for Kamala. I was disgusted when Drumpf stacked the Supreme Court with far-rightists who ended up telling millions of women that they're fucked. The infant mortality rate has risen tremendously because of the revocation of Roe V. Wade. Women and their doctors have been thrown in jail all because if the woman didn't have her abortion, her life would be in danger. And yes, too many women have died because they live in a state where abortion was made illegal, even if the woman's life was endangered. 

As I mentioned in another BOTD, Drumpf is a fan of the monstrosity known as Project 2025. It was written by the far-right Heritage Foundation, which wants the next President of the United States to do everything from force schools to stop teaching slavery to force public schools to teach religion to outlaw abortion outright and outlaw pornography. Sad, considering that Drumpf banged a porn star and paid her hush money, plus the fact that he went into the dressing room of his beauty pageants while the girls were naked, and the fact that he groped women.

I watched some of Drumpf's shitshow at MSG and cringed at his speakers talking about him "protecting the First Amendment". Yet, I heard about him wanting to go after Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert for mocking him on their shows. Hell, he wants to severely fine NBC, ABC, and CBS for only reporting the bad things he's done.

When I hear about what Drumpf wants for us Americans, the more I think about this country being run by the Russians, or worse, like Hitler. And whom else does he unleash his hatred onto, but the gullible. People who think that giving their paycheck to some preacher worth hundreds of millions of dollars will help the world's problems, who think that people of color are the problem, who think billionaires like Elon Musk are our friends, and so on is the problem! We can't have anything nice because of stupid people! 

I'm not very religious, but, sadly, the Jebus freaks look up to Drumpf as their savior. Kinda odd that they worship a man who told a rich man that it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to go to Heaven. The right cries about the left's wealthy, such as Taylor Swift and Oprah, but both are in the poor house compared to Elon Musk, the Waltons, and the Kochs. Wealthy people control this country, and many of them like Musk got it from inheritance. This is why I'm particular when it comes to what I buy and support. I prefer Costco over Walmart or even Meijer because they treat their workers well. Same with Aldi. We need to stop supporting companies that screw over American workers and support those that give them a quality of life.

In closing, tomorrow - if you still need to vote - you have a choice. Move forward or backward. If you want good-paying jobs, women’s rights, better healthcare, and an overall strong economy vote for Kamala. But if you want this nation to end in disaster while the wealthy get a nice, fat tax cut, you know the drill. Ditto if you don't want to vote or if you want to vote for a third-party candidate like Jill Stein or Kamau Bell. A vote for them is a vote for Drumpf. 

I've said enough. Vote. And tell 'em King Chuck sent ya.



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