Sunday, August 27, 2023

Bee-otch of the Day: Jason Aldean





Name: Jason Aldean
Age: 46
Occupation: shitty country singer
Last Seen: Nashville
Bee-otched For: being the new Johnny Rebel



October 1, 2017, will be a day that will live in infamy for country music fans.

Jason Aldean was on stage in Las Vegas when a gunman opened fire from his hotel room at the Mandalay Bay next door. Over a thousand bullets were sprayed onto the crowd, killing 60 people.

I fondly remember keeping my opinions about country music to myself since some took to social media to say that the victims probably all voted for Drumpf. One person allegedly got fired. A few days after the melee, Aldean appeared on Saturday Night Live, singing the Tom Petty standard "I Won't Back Down". The song had a double meaning; just a day after the mass shooting, Petty passed away, so Aldean did it as a tribute. But, Aldean sang it because he didn't want this tragedy to end his career. Since then, he recorded four more albums and had several more hit singles on the country charts, including a few that cracked the top 40.

Bear in mind that gun violence is not cool, but I do make a few exceptions. It's too bad that the shooter that night in Vegas missed the stage.

Recently, Aldean shot the video for his latest single "Try That In A Small Town". Unfortunately, the video was filmed in front of a courthouse in Columbia, TN, where 18-year-old black man Henry Choate was lynched in 1927 for allegedly sexually assaulting a 16-year-old white girl, though there was no real proof he did it. The video is loaded with footage of blacks rioting, robbing liquor stores, and stomping on the American flag.

The lyrics of the song pretty much tie with what I said in the last paragraph. With the fact that it shows the site of a lynching, you can pretty much call Aldean "Johnny Rebel Lite". One person, Adeem the Artist even recorded a response to 'Small Town' called "Sundown Town", referring to all-white communities that warn blacks that they aren't welcome there.

Aldean, who named his last two albums after his hometown of Macon, Georgia, is standing by his song. However, CMT has banned the video. But, country fans are standing up and supporting Aldean by buying the song, the leadoff single for Aldean's next album. It's already impacting country music radio.

The song is now a bona-fide smash, reaching #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. Ironically, another controversial country artist, Morgan Wallen also hit the top recently with "Last Night". Wallen made headlines a few years ago when a neighbor filmed him intoxicated with friends calling them the n-word. 

Thankfully, the hype behind 'Small Town' has dwindled to the point that the song is no longer #1. It has fallen to #25 on the '100 while Wallen has took the top spot away from him. Since then, the new #1 in America is by some dipshit named Oliver Anthony and his POS tune called "Rich Men North of Richmond" that's become a viral sensation. In the song, he claims that the politicians only care about fat people using EBT to pay for "bags of fudge rounds". The song has been praised by right wingers like Marjorie Taylor Greene, Dan Bungholio, and Matt Walsh. Of course, anybody with an IQ over room temperature knows that the eight wealthiest people in America are wealthier than all Americans. That ghetto queen with the Bridge Card is not sucking us Americans dry.

I'll betcha that because of all this, if he was still the host of American Top 40, Shadoe Stevens (who has a black wife) would be walking off the job in a hurry. 

In years past, it was rock music that was more controversial than country. Now, the tables have been turned. Granted, the world of rock has the band Ghost, whose video for their cover of Genesis' "Jesus He Knows Me" depicts a megachurch pastor who does drugs, gets a blowjob from a hooker and is in the middle of a circle jerk of men who ejaculate all over him. Had this been the 1990s, the religious right would have put Ghost in the same vein as Marilyn Manson. 

But, times have clearly changed. If a rapper releases a record loaded with profanities, the n-word and in Cardi B's case, references to her wet ass pussy, no biggie. Part of the reason for "WAP"'s success might be due to the fact that right-winged loons like Fucker Carlson credit that tune and others to the fall of humanity. Of course, when someone bans something like "WAP" or Howard Stern or in the case of the 1920s, booze, people will want it more, even if they have to break the law to get it. 

Some have cried that liberals like to censor, but the right has tried to ban everything from rock 'n roll to porn to the aforementioned Stern. Now, many in the country community are crying that their voices aren't being heard and they're being replaced with (heaven forbid) anything woke.

Take Bud Light, for instance. It's always been a beer for the hard-working, blue collar man. But, ut-oh! All a sudden, they slap a transgender dude on their cans. Now, we have people like Kid Rock and Brantley Gilbert shooting and stomping their product because heaven forbid that the MTFs should enjoy it. Hell, in Gilbert's case, he had to destroy his packages while singing "Another One Bites The Dust", a song originally sung by a gay man. Same with Jack Daniel's and other products enjoyed by angry old white dudes for generations. 

But, that's the country music way and it always has been. If you're not white, Christian or straight, don't expect room at the table. True, not long ago, the genre had its first-ever #1 song penned by a black woman (Luke Combs' rendition of Tracy Chapman's 1988 hit "Fast Car"). But considering that country music has been around for 100 years or so, it shows how little it has evolved in terms of inclusion. Chapman - who has long been rumored to be homosexual, but is not open regarding her sexuality - even admitted that she was a giant country fan as a little girl. She watched Hee Haw religiously and her mother even bought her a mandolin to play along with the show. Of course, Chapman was too black to be country, so she had to settle with folk and blues.

You see, I'm from a small town. Kinda. I grew up way out in the middle of the country. I grew up with a lot of "insteads", as in, instead of going to the movies every weekend, I spent many Saturday nights being forced to watch British comedies on PBS, like Are You Being Served? Why? Because instead of having cable, I got stuck living in a place where no cable operator would dare touch us due to financial reasons. I was also the last kid in my neighborhood to get a Nintendo. Instead of investing in the things that kids like me wanted, my parents smoked. Instead of going to school smelling nice, I reeked of stale Marlboros.

I wanted to go to concerts every summer. Instead, Castle Farms in Charlevoix closed the second I turned thirteen. The Cherry Festival tried concerts at the Fairgrounds, but it got complaints from neighbors over noise and profanity. I loved hard rock and metal. Grand Rapids, Detroit, Flint and the Tri Cities and Lansing all had kickass rock stations. Instead, I was stuck with a flaming pile of shit called KLT that mostly played annoying, overplayed boomer music all because it was owned by a family from North Dakota that put profits over quality. We did get an alternative station, The Zone in 1998. Instead, it was mostly into shitty soccer mom music.

I wanted to hang out with the cool kids. Instead, they rejected me, so I became a loner. True, there were people who liked me, but I didn't like them because I saw them as stupid and not being equal to me. I wanted to take a hot chick to the prom. Instead, I got stuck with a hambeast who lived in a trailer because her idiot mother spent more on feeding her fat ass and televangelists over investing in livable housing.

After high school, I went to a vocational school. I graduated, but there were no jobs for me at first. Instead of having a good-paying job in the Grand Traverse region, I got stuck going back to my high school job washing dishes. And instead of being a valued employee there, they cut me down to two nights a week because they hired a douchebag incapable of keeping a job to take my hours away. So, I found work stocking shelves at a gas station that ended up changing owners. Instead of being a valued employee there also, once again, they cut me down from 40 hours to 25 so another lowlife could work. Of course, this was also just after 9/11, which made me get a real job harder.

But, two Beatles were mostly right. It was George Harrison who said "All Things Must Pass" and John Lennon who proclaimed that "Instant Karma's gonna get you", though he was only half right on that one. Many of those "insteads" have long been fixed. My old neighborhood has cable. The Cherry Festival has rock concerts again, plus, for many years, Traverse City did have Streeters, which brought decent rock shows to TC (though, sadly, it's now a church). Thankfully, Cadillac now has The Venue, which is now booking some mostly has-been acts, but it's better than nothing. The Zone has long-morphed into one of the best active rock stations in Michigan, Rock 105 and 95-5. KLT has long realized that they've abandoned anybody under 50, which is why they're mostly classic rock now. But, they're #1 in the radio ratings up north. Not only that, they were sold to the same owners as WTCM and WCCW because of bad business decisions the Minot people made.

It's too bad that my sliver of northern Michigan fixed their problems AFTER I moved to the Grand Rapids region in 2002. There's much more to do now than when I was young. In the 90s, it was Grand Traverse Mall and virtually nothing else if you were under 21. Today, Traverse City has much more to do. There's Great Wolf Lodge. The former Younkers at Cherryland is becoming an indoor go-kart track. Plus, Grand Traverse Mall is still there, but it's a shadow of itself 30 years ago. There's even a place in Traverse City that you'll no longer find in Grand Rapids (thanks, DeVos family) that allows 18-year-olds in: Fantasy's. Plus, every company I've ever worked for up north had either gone out of business or switched hands. One ex-boss even ended up in bankruptcy and lost his house.

And yes, there's the movies. For decades, Traverse City was stuck in a monopoly in terms of theater ownership. Thankfully, Michael Moore knew that northern Michiganders deserved better. When he bought the long-dormant State Theater, the sole cinemas in town were charging big city megaplex prices for two theaters that had no stadium seating. Now, those cinemas have been shuttered and in 2015, the shiny new Cherry Blossom 14-screen theater was built by Carmike, complete with an IMAX screen showing its first film. Today, it is owned by AMC.

In 2004, Moore released "Fahrenheit 9/11" to the world. However, one chain refused to show it, and it was GKC, which had a cinema monopoly in TC. What had happened was that the circuit's owner, George Kerasotes had passed away. It was alleged that George was a racist; he refused to show films with black-heavy casts, plus the family admitted that the 1915 KKK propaganda film "The Birth of A Nation" was one of his favorites. When George died, the chain's ownership was gifted to daughter Beth.

In an interview, Beth Kerasotes proclaimed that her parents raised her to love America and love the president, no matter who was in office. Well, 'F9/11' grossed over $200 million and the sole GKC screen that showed it was the Horizon in Traverse City. What might have happened was that it booked the film before Beth's edict was thrown down. Members of the Kerasotes family were angry at each other over the 'F9/11' ban, which lead to its sale to Carmike and then AMC. 

Moore started the Traverse City Film Festival in 2005 to not only bring more sophisticated films to the Cherry Capitol but celebrities as well. Madonna, Jeff Daniels, Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, and legendary guitarist Tom Morello all attended the festival. 

Sadly, because of the pandemic and the aftermath of a lawsuit between them and the company that helped to convert spaces into makeshift cinemas, TCFF was scaled back in 2022. Early this year, Moore announced that TCFF was no more, though the nonprofit would still continue to operate the two theaters in downtown Traverse City.

The reason why Moore started TCFF was simple: he loves northern Michigan, but knows it's far from perfect. He knows that there are people who work 40 hours and live in the poor house because wages are low. Some of those people have kids and can't afford $10 movie tickets and $5 shot glasses of pop. At his theaters, he shows children's matinees for $1. For other shows, it's $7 for children and matinees and $9 for adults. At AMC, however, it's roughly $10 for children and matinees and $14 for adults.

And yet, some folks up north still hate his guts.

Let's remember something: Michael Moore INVESTED in Traverse City. He made something out of two long-abandoned buildings and turned them into places where everyone has a seat at the table. Yeah, I've heard it. "miChAel mAdE hIs thEaterS nOn-pRofIT bECauSE hE doESn't wANT tO PaY PeOple". 

Ok, do any of Moore's haters know a goddamned thing about owning movie theaters? Granted, big cinemas are profitable, but tiny ones in smaller communities are a different story. Nearby Suttons Bay almost lost The Bay Theater when the longtime owner couldn't pay the bills. A group of community organizers bought it and TCFF is a non-profit. Theaters in Manistee and Frankfort are also now non-profit. Charlevoix's Cinema III has switched hands many times since its longtime owner defaulted on his mortgage 15 years ago. The Elk Rapids Cinema was one of the few independently-owned theaters in the country that didn't beg for money for a new projector when Hollywood abandoned traditional film nearly a decade ago. Then again, the Cinema stayed afloat in part because longtime owner Joe Yuchasz had various other jobs such as town mayor and substitute teacher. Sadly, he died in January at age 83 and now, his neices and nephews run the Cinema, also born in 1940. Like Joe, his nieces and nephews also have real jobs; one's a college professor and another's a nurse at Munson Medical Center. However, it was recently announced that Yuchasz's survivors have put the Cinema up for sale for $500,000. There are talks that members of the community want to buy the Cinema to continue showing movies.

According to Moore, if his theaters were for-profit entities, he would only be open on weekends. Simply put, he would have trouble competing against the Cherry Blossom and their oversized owners. Yes, Michael Moore is worth $30 million, but AMC is worth over $9 billion. AMC also shuttered most of their theaters in northern Michigan that aren't in Traverse City, such as Big Rapids and Alpena (though one of their closed cinemas there has reopened; Big Rapids had two theaters, but both closed during the pandemic).

Maybe another reason why people hate Moore is the simple fact that he likes one type of person that many up north hate: young people. On Larry King Live years ago, he proclaimed that people of his generation needed to apologize to those in generations X, Y and Z for what they did to ruin them. Today, college is too expensive, jobs don't pay as well as they used to and because of all this, people are holding off having children. Because of low-paying jobs, expensive housing, an aging population and the lack of new people born, the overall population of northern Michigan is dwindling. Some towns have lost over a thousand people in just a decade. As a matter of fact, my old school district has lost student population since 2008.

Folks, I'm Facebook friends with a few people I've known since i was a young boy. One of them was a guy I went to school with. As a boy, he was quiet and pretty much a loner. He also talked with a lisp. He graduated high school, but I don't think he went to college. He ended up becoming a line cook at several restaurants in the area. He never married and lives alone with a cat. Recently, he admitted that he battled alcoholism for many years and it almost killed him. He posted a cryptic message on Facebook five years ago and one of his coworkers noticed. She called 911 and a wellness check was performed on him. He was rushed to the hospital and suffered a seizure. He almost drank himself to death. He's sober now, but his cry for help cost him $40,000 in medical bills.

And then there's my former stepsister. She has an alcoholic mother and a father who is a right-winged nut job. She's had her demons and part of it was due to small-town life. When she was a high schooler, she had a relationship with another girl. They were holding hands when a boy called them "dykes". She went to her principal in tears and reported him. The principal's response was that it was her fault he called her that. 

That episode of childhood trauma wafted well into her adult life. She - like a lot of her family - battled alcoholism. She survived a failed marriage and recently, a car accident that left her with a brain injury. Not long ago, she attempted suicide. She started taking medication, but it screwed her up to the point that she ended up back in the hospital, causing her to miss her grandfather's funeral. When she made the announcement regarding her absence, her father replied with "see you on the other side."

Now, she's struggling to get disability because she cannot work. She's begged for money and she's even written a book published on Amazon in hopes of making enough money to support herself. Yet, her dead grandfather was a multimillionaire and I'm sure he gave a lot of his wealth to his idiot children, including his son who destroyed my family and his relationship with my mother with another woman.

When I see commercials for northern Michigan on TV, I sometimes nod my head. They show people golfing, swimming, skiing, boating, taking wine tours and so on. Sadly, there's a dearth of good-paying jobs. The big automakers never built a factory up north and many of the machine shops all shut down or in the case of the one my mother worked at when I was a child, moved downstate. If you want to get paid welfare wages and not be able to have a decent place to live, northern Michigan is just for you. 

Granted, I, too have my gripes about Michael Moore. One of them is that he's buddies with KLT. Case in point, when "Barbie" debuted at the Bijou By The Bay, TCFF had a special guest MC the movie's debut in the Cherry Capitol: none other than Terri Ray. 

As we all know by now, we recently lost the brilliant and hilarious Paul Reubens, aka Pee-Wee Herman. He was one of the top comedy stars of the 1980s until his infamous bust at an adult movie theater in 1992. I was thinking that if he died earlier and I was at that theater at the time, I would pay tribute to him by wrapping my dick in a condom, jerk off into it, and then take the condom and throwing it at the bitch. Hey! It helps that the movie stars Margot Robbie, who showed the world in "The Wolf of Wall Street" that she and Barbie herself have similar vaginas. Plus, with so many celebrities getting hit with cellphones, water and so much more, it would be quite fashionable. 

Real Rock fans in northern Michigan simply can't stand her because in the 90s, KLT was the only true rock station in town and they refused to play the bands that truly defined the times, like KoRn, Rage Against the Machine (whose guitarist, Tom Morello is a frequent guest on their shitty Stern clone morning show), Tool (whose lead singer, Maynard James Keenan was raised partially in northern Michigan) and even Metallica, with the exception of "Enter Sandman". While the WRIFs, the Z93s, and KLQs if the world had zero problems with keeping things modern, Terri, KLT, and their asshole owners from Minot, ND made sure that they kept playing the same five shitty butt rock songs over and over.

Years ago, I was told about a conversation Terri had while KLT was playing Guns 'N Roses' "Patience". As the song was playing, Ray said, "I wish he would eat a cracker", referring to Axl Rose's whistling. 

Granted, Ray had every right to trash Rose. After all, another track from the album where "Patience" came from, "G 'N R Lies", was "One in a Million", a tune loaded with racial and homophobic slurs. Rose was inspired to write the diatribe after he was assaulted by a group of black people when he walked out of a charter bus after he moved from rural Indiana to California in the early 1980s. For years, Rose defended the tune, crying about rapper using the n-word all the time, to John Lennon having a song called "Woman is the Nigger of the World" to the fact that his guitarist, Slash, is himself black.

But, it took a depressing song by a gay-friendly pop group to help change his mind.

In 1990, the Pet Shop Boys recorded "Being Boring", a song lead singer Chris Tennant wrote after losing a childhood friend to AIDS. As a matter of fact, it was 'BB' that helped to inspire Axl to write the band's 1991 hit "November Rain". Because he has been able to step in other's shoes, the band did not issue "One in A Million" in a recent collector's edition of their catalog. 

It's a known fact that many in the LGBTQ+ community have contributed to the mostly-hetero world of rock. People like Freddie Mercury, Rob Halford, and Lzzy Hale have helped reduce the stigma of being anti-gay. Rock has also done a better job of giving African Americans a seat at the table, especially since many of its innovators were black themselves, like Chuck Berry and Little Richard, who himself was gay. 

When I think about "Try That In A Small Town", I would imagine that someone would create an answer song, i.e. Jody Miller's "Queen of the House" was to Roger Miller's "King of the Road" or Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" to Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady". Well, three gay men from England did so 39 years ago.

The synth-pop trio Bronski Beat gave the world "Smalltown Boy" in 1984. It was a song about what really happens in a small town: a gay boy gets attacked and flees to the big city where he's happy. But, he doesn't want to tell his mother why out of fear of revealing his sexuality to her. The song was a worldwide hit, reaching the top ten in their homeland and even Canada. But, there was one country where it only peaked at #48: America. Granted, this country was more conservative than others at the time, thank you Reagan. 

If I was in a town that had just two radio stations and one's playing Jason Aldean and another's playing Bronski Beat, my heterosexual ass would be on Bronski Beat in a hurry. Even before Aldean's scandal, I would be far, far away from whatever station was playing him.

Granted, "Smalltown Boy" is about a gay man. But, like Axl Rose was to the Pet Shop Boys, I can put myself in the shoes of the song's protagonist because I've been there. It pisses me off that both my parents had happier childhoods than me. They both lived by Detroit, had far more friends and did more things. Hell, they both still talk to their old friends on a regular basis. Me? Different story. Hell, if I ever needed to stay up north, there's only one person I can think of, and she's the only friend my mother made in the 25 years she lived there. 

Even my mom's friend has long felt royal fuck-ups living up there. Back in the 1960s, her father was the superintendent of my childhood school district. Back then, they only had two schools: an elementary (K-6) and a junior/senior high school (7th-12th grades). Both schools were built in the 1950s. Even back then, the town had already outgrown them, partly because of the migrant population. Well, he proposed building a high school then, and people laughed at him. He ended up resigning as superintendent and spent the rest of his life as a truck driver. Because of the bullying he got from the community, he ended up as an alcoholic.

Even worse was that some five years after my mom's friend's dad's resignation, the district hired a new superintendent who also proposed a new high school. End result? It got built. That superintendent served the district for 30 years. Under his aegis, the district built a second elementary school and the other schools expanded their buildings. However, he was an asshole. For starters, the district has a radius of 20 miles. He only lived a few miles from his office and drove a four wheel drive vehicle. The roads would be caked with snow and ice, but he didn't care. My district would be one of a small handful that didn't close that day. Buses would slide off the roads with kids in there. My father was a bus driver for the district for 21 years and the winter roads were beyond treacherous. It was like he didn't truly care for his drivers or the kids.

A number of years ago, he hired someone would should have never been a teacher.

In the 1980s, he averted a scandal after he hired a high school teacher who got fired from a district downstate for allegedly abusing a student. He simply swept it under the rug. He was also known for kissing the ass of one of my district's richest men: the local grocer.

When the high school opened in 1971, the lunchroom was VERY tiny. The original thought was that the students would probably go home, eat out, or brown bag it. However, the grocer complained for years that high schoolers would come to his store and shoplift it since there would be long lines. So, he made a deal with the superintendent: when the school expanded the lunch room, it was now a closed campus for freshmen and sophomores. So, because of one of the wealthiest men in town, someone who got wealthy from screwing over the real people who bought his grocery store for him and slaps on a mini ad for his gun shop on the back of his stores' flyers, 14- and 15-year-olds are treated like children. As much as I hate billionaires, some of the shit this guy has done makes the Meijer family look like saints. Yet, it's a sin to talk smack about this individual because he donates a lot of money to the schools and community groups all in the name of free advertising. Kinda has a Jimmy Savile vibe to it, doesn't it?

The superintendent was there until 2000, the same year I graduated high school. Both my parents hated him and I hated him worse because he acted like he cared more about the community's wealthy over the students. I had to be there daily and endure the bullying, the name-calling, and the embarrassment. By the time I graduated, I avoided extracurriculars like the plague. I simply didn't belong there.

Even more tragic was that the district named their new auditorium after him. Groan.

I know, I bitch too much about northern Michigan life. But, I can blame one person for my problems: my dad's cousin. You see, my dad and his cousin have always been close. My dad grew up near Detroit while his cousin lived on a cherry orchard some 15 miles from Traverse City. Both the cousin's parents - who are sadly still alive - were vicious racists. A few years ago, I talked about another cousin of my father's who went to jail because he shot at some black gang members at a Detroit Farmer Jack some 40 years ago who shot at him first. Well, those vicious racists raised him because the mother's sister was caught smacking him in the face as a child. 

One horrible thing about those old racists were that I used to visit them if I went up north. The last time I visited, they were nice enough to compare Obama to disgraced Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. Funny, since it was their boy Drumpf who got him out of jail 17 years early.

In 1977, my parents were married for a year, were living in a duplex in downtown Detroit with a black family on another flat and were laid off from their jobs. Then, my dad's cousin came on down for the weekend. He was not happy about their living conditions. He promised my parents that the next weekend, he'd be down with a trailer and they would be out of there. Well, he didn't lie.

And tragically, my parents and I had to pay the price.

You see, both my parents' siblings all lived in Detroit or Grand Rapids. Most of my cousins did the things I wanted to do. They had lots of friends. They went to the movies. Hell, they went to concerts. Three of my cousins were lucky to have a father who worked for a record company. He gave his kids the world. My uncle took his kids to movies, gave them CDs, and flew them around the world. One of the family's proudest pictures was when my uncle and his two sons posed with Adam Sandler as he was promoting one of his albums. He took them backstage to concerts. Hell, one of my cousins shared a beer with the late, great Dimebag Darrell, and he wasn't even 21 yet. Dime didn't care. Sadly, I got stuck in a part of Michigan where the sole rock station wouldn't touch Pantera with a 40-foot pole.

My cousins were lucky to have a father who gave them all a happy childhood. Maybe that's why when he died last year, they were all in tears, making it the saddest funeral I ever attended. I'm lucky I still have my parents, though who knows how long they'll have on this orb. They both still smoke and my dad coughs a lot from it. It will be a sad day when they die, but, I'll have to remind myself of what they devoided me from, and it was a happy childhood. They divorced when I was 12 and I spent my teen years listening to them blame one another for causing it. I was an A student in my early middle school years, but that slipped big time because my father didn't want to help me study. He was a high school dropout and hated school growing up. I was on my own as a result. If I had a bad report card, it was all my fault. 

One good thing my mom did was give me a WebTV when I was in high school. Eventually, they were allowing users to create their own websites. So, I did. The original prototype of this here blog, "Bring Howard Stern to Northern Michigan Radio and TV" was a perfect example of something born from someone who had no seat at the table, so he built his own. I knew there were other people like-minded like me, and I was right. Just two years after creating the site, the wussy modern rock station, The Zone started playing harder rock. Hell, they even had Mudvayne's "Dig" in regular rotation for a while! If I heard correctly, for a while, The Zone was actually kicking KLT's ass in the ratings!

Funny story about The Zone: The woman who was responsible for that station finally growing a pair was a woman named Kimberly Fox. The Zone's ratings were in the shitter, so she convinced the station's owners, one of them being a former NFL player named Palmer Pyle, that harder rock would give them and sister classic rock The Bear a 1-2 punch against KLT.

And boy howdy, she was right. However, not everyone was happy at The Zone's success. One person even wanted me to libel her on this very site.

This twatnozzle claimed to be Kim's ex-husband. He wanted me to give Fox the BOTD. He claimed that she was a junkie and claimed that she added the nu metal because she was into younger men. I refused. Why? Because I didn't want to spend time in a courtroom being sued by someone I considered a savior. 

The Zone obviously became Real Rock 105 and 95.5 in 2009. In 2013 the "Real" part was dropped and for a while, 95.5, which serves the Grand Traverse region. Despite being neck-and-neck with KLT, yes, the station had their haters who tried to kill it. Del Reynolds, who owned the station at the time was responsible for dropping 95.5 so he could gift the area with an easy listening station no one listened to. Then, his wife had a stroke and was forced to sell his stations to Black Diamond Broadcasting, who killed EZ 95.5 and flipped it back to rock in 2017. 

And yes, there are those folks in Grayling and that dipshit from Petoskey who was KLT's afternoon jock who worked together to get Smitty fired from the station. That's another long story in itself. 

Recently, the latest radio ratings book were released, and KLT leads by a mile. Rock 105/95-5 is in 7th place. Smitty's departure, a voicetracked morning show, old has-been WRIF jocks, and competition from digital media may be hurting Rock 105's ratings.

And yes, the lack of a good amount of younger people might also be hurting the station. 

"BuT chUcK! detrOIT iS lOADed WiTH hoOdLumS aND CRimE!"

Every municipality has its good and bad. No town's perfect. There's towns in northern Michigan where their downtown is a ghost town. Before they allowed recreational cannabis sales, Kalkaska was a prime example. Ditto for nearby Mancelona. Some towns have the same exact problem that many big cities have, and it's being food deserts. In the 1930s, a grocer in Ellsworth named Tony Shooks formed a co-op with a daisy chain of other grocers. Throughout the early 20th century, Associated Grocers supplied everybody from modern, self-service supermarkets to tiny general stores. In the 1950s, they merged to become Spartan Stores (now SpartanNash) and in the 70s, they were privatized. Over the years, Spartan weaned out less profitable stores from their system, and in the 90s, Shooks was dropped. At the time, Ellsworth had another grocer in town, and even they had trouble staying in business. Shooks shuttered and the other store in town struggled to remain in business with multiple owners, multiple names (Ellsworth Village Market, Big George's, Ellsworth Grocery, and Ellsworth Market), and multiple closures. Today, that store is now a storage facility. The old Shooks building was everything from a resale shop to a wooden furniture store. It was recently demolished. 

Like many food deserts, Ellsworth does have a Dollar General. And guess what? There's many DGs in the ghetto, too! Some of them were old supermarkets. I live in an area that lacks traditional supermarkets. There's a SpartanNash-owned Family Fare a few miles from me, but I only go there once in a blue moon. I live near two former Spartan Stores; one was another former Family Fare that's now a Planet Fitness and a former Family Foods that's now a Big Lots. Otherwise, it's either Meijer, Aldi or Target for me. And yes, DG or Family Dollar.

Yeah, I've heard it. Big cities loaded with colored folk have more crime. Lori Lightfoot was called the Murder Mayor because of Chicago's gun crime. Of course, most of the guns come from gun-happy Indiana. You've seen videos of people ransacking department stores, jewelry stores and another person robbing a Walgreens on a bicycle. 

San Francisco is losing retailers left and right. A high-end shopping mall closed there recently because of break-ins and robberies. Then again, look at California in general: if you make $100,000 per year, you're in the poor house!

And the average Rethuglican will cry, "iT's PelOSi's fAUlt!"

Granted, I'm no total fan of Pelosi, either. But in reality, it's greed that's causing people to act like this. There are hard-working people who don't make enough to supply their families while their bosses bitch about wanting to reach sales quotas and profits. They're mega-rich while you have to choose between food or paying rent. Not long ago, WOOD-TV here in Grand Rapids interviewed a woman who only made $12 per hour at a factory and lived in a tent. Meanwhile, my retired mother lives in one of the cheaper apartments here in town and pays over $1,000 per month. I have a friend on disability who also lives in a cheap apartment and might have to move into a Section 8 hovel. 


You see, the real reason why we have all the problems on earth can be pinpointed to one class of people: THE WEALTHY! Let's look at wages: federal minimum wage is still $7.25 per hour and it has been since 2009. Sadly, there are people who make less than $10 per hour. If you live in a $1,000-per-month apartment, it will take you 2 1/2 weeks just to afford it, minus taxes. Plus, there's those other bills, like electricity, heat, food, and so on.

Maybe that's why there are more country stations out there than any other radio format out there,  followed by conservative talk, religion, and Christian music. Radio is a business that tends to attract the lowest common denominator possible. Instead of intelligent talk, they would rather air fake conspiracy theories that have long been proven false. It's like the time when I heard Rush Limbaugh proclaim that lab rats who smoked tobacco were healthier than ones who didn't. And yet, Lardass died from lung cancer.

At the end of the day, that kind of logic led to Alex Jones losing a billion-dollar lawsuit and Fox "News" losing $787.5 million to Dominion Voting Systems for claiming that their machines were flawed. Misinformation will be the end of us all. If you're the type of moron that thinks that anything that Drumpf or any of his minions spew out is truth, chances were that you slept through social studies and history class. And now that we have Nazis like Ron DeSantis forcing schools in Florida to censor the truth about that and science, prepare for a dumber future. 

I've come from a small town and now live in a metropolitan area of over a million folks. Stupidity doesn't know color, sex, religion, sexuality or creed. If you can contribute to society, awesome. If you can't, fuck you. Up north, I had to deal with assholes who used me by having me drive all over for them. Sadly, it's the same here. I even love to tell people to Uber it. Small towns are the same shit as bigger cities but with fewer people. 

Some white people, like Jason Aldean never die, they just smell that way.


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Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Bee-otch of the Day: In This Moment





Name: In This Moment
Age: 18
Occupation: industrial metal band
Last Seen: Reno, NV
Bee-otched For: fucking with Grand Rapids



This past Summer, rock 'n roll came back to my hometown of Grand Rapids. 

The yearly Upheaval Festival came back to Belknap Park, giant steep hill and all. A few dozen of hard rock and metal's brightest came to the Furniture Capitol to rock out in front of thousands of headbangers, stage divers and moshers.

This year's headliners included Lamb of God, Falling in Reverse (who did a jokingly brilliant version of Smash Mouth's "All Star"), Halestorm, Ice Nine Kills, Bring Me The Horizon, and Dorothy. In years past, the festival brought the likes of Disturbed, Rob Zombie, Breaking Benjamin, Mudvayne, and Staind to town.

Attendance at this year's event was pretty packed as evidenced by the standing-room-only crowds, the humongous lines at the food trucks and merchandise stands, and the fact that at least two bands, Ice Nine Kills and Falling in Reverse had to do brief pauses out of respect for first responders attending to concertgoers stricken by high temps and humidity. Personally, I saw a few people being carried out by their friends who could not stand the heat. Sadly, this was an unfortunate occurrence despite the fact that the organizers provided free water to prevent Woodstock '99 Part 2 from happening. 

However, a few bands did pull out. Asking Alexandria had to cancel after drummer James Cassells broke his foot. New Year's Day also had to bail, though no reason was given. But, one band decided to not go on stage... for pathetic reasons. 

Grammy-nominated rockers In This Moment aborted their Upheaval performance on Friday. The group released a statement, stating that "despite driving 600 miles, we arrived to find no available space" for them to set up and off the stage. The group also stated that the organizers violated their contract because they did not provide the space needed to perform.

As a result, the audience waiting for ITM was greeted with a 16-year-old kid with some CDJs dropping off one-minute samples of rock anthems back to back. Sorry, but that's what Breakaway is for, and the DJs there are a million times better. It was like paying top dollar to see Taylor Swift in concert only to get a middle schooler who had just learned to play "Mary Had a Little Lamb". Needless to say, it sucked that I paid $100 (I bought the earliest tier, so there were others that paid way more than I did) to stand in a two-hour line for merchandise to buy a $35 lineup T-shirt with a few bands that didn't show up. But, Breakaway's organizers had to make a few bucks somehow.

No word on if ITM was still paid just for showing up. On the band's socials, they did state that "rest assured, we will return to Grand Rapids very soon where we can see all your lovely faces. Your understanding and support mean the world to us. We love you all."

Translation: we want you to pay us twice to watch one show.

When news broke regarding ITM canceling Upheaval, the disgruntled took to social media. One person complained that it took them longer to put together and tear down their sets at another concert. Another complained that the overall quality of their music has suffered over the past several years, especially since they switched labels over from metal powerhouse Century Media to the major Atlantic Records a decade ago. However, the band's last album, 2020's "Mother" was met with acclaim from critics. The album's lead single, "The In-between" was nominated for the 2021 Best Metal Performance Grammy, losing to Body Count's "Bum-Rush".

I even chatted with several folks at the festival, too, who were angered at ITM's absence. Some pointed the finger at lead singer Maria Brinks because of the wardrobe changes she goes through per show. Sad, considering that they have many great songs, but from the sounds of things, don't have the time to perform them all.

You know, I understand. Maria Brink had a sad childhood. Her father disappeared when she was young and her mother was a junkie. Even more, she had a son at 15 and was working in a laundromat when she formed In This Moment in 2005. Her songs talked about her sad experiences growing up with titles like "Roots" and "Whore".

However, not everyone can go from rags to riches like Maria Brink. It wouldn't shock me if some of the attendees of Upheaval had to save whatever they could to get tickets for the event. Rent's too high and the pay sucks here in West Michigan. It wouldn't shock me if this is the only concert some of the people who attended will attend this year. I paid good money to see top rock talent, not some punk ass kid who can't beat match. 

I understand that running any music festival or venue isn't easy. I grew up in northern Michigan where Castle Farms dominated the concert scene in the 70s until 1994 and again in 1996. My mother worked security there and knew some of the details of the front office. The owner, Art Reibel, had been trying to sell it for years because it wasn't very profitable. He sold it to a 4H group on a land contract that they couldn't pay off. After one more year of concerts in 1996, the family decided to convert the land into boat storage. 

And allegedly, it made more money that way.

Sadly in 1999, Reibel died at age 66. Two years later, his estate sold Castle Farms to Linda Mueller, who converted it into a wedding venue. On their website, their mission statement starts with "Devoted People serving God". In other words, don't expect any good concerts there any time soon.

Granted, it's easier to have concerts in a city of 200,000 that has freeway access than to have them in a town like Charlevoix (pop. 2,300) whose closest city around, Traverse City (pop. 15,000) is in the middle of two-lane hell. The days of rock heavyweights like Ozzy, Aerosmith, Metallica, and AC/DC performing up north are probably long gone as a result. Instead, locals will now have to wait until events like Traverse City's Cherry Festival every summer. This year's offerings there included Theory of A Deadman (with Jesus rockers Skillet opening), 3 Doors Down (who played Drumpf's inaugural party) with 90s rockers Candlebox opening, and 80s rockers Night Ranger with opening act Ratt. Sadly, Night Ranger lead singer Jack Blades invited one of his friends and former bandmates on stage. It was none other than that greasy, pants-shitting pedophile known as Ted Nugent. 

Meanwhile, earlier this year, guess who played in nearby Kalkaska? Why it's another washed-up rock outfit fighting for fans, Trapt. I fondly remembered one of their opening acts hawking the show on a Facebook page I read regularly and I talked about some of the bullshit that got their asshole lead singer kicked off social media. Well, there were a few assholes who were nice enough to show their stupidity in my face. One even said, "you must be fun at partys". Yep! That's how he spelled PARTIES! It really shows how fucking retarded people up north can be. In the same thread, a fucking old boomer wanted to throw me into an argument about how Biden stole the election. Now, I'm not sure how well Trapt performed in Kalkaska, but, bear in mind that there are many videos online where they're playing some big-ticket event in front of maybe ten people and another video where they're in a mostly-empty bar.

You see, an artist's reputation rests on how they relate to their fans. This is why they get rich. They piss off those same fans and their careers can dry up in an instant. Let's say Taylor Swift decides to do a Nazi salute during one of her concerts. Well, her career's over, and she'll end up playing that same venue in Kalkaska for $10 a pop. Granted, we can go down the roads of many whose careers have long-faltered because of foolish decisions, like Michael Richards' angry rant involving the n-word and the many who have attacked and abused women. However, some have dodged personal controversy. Sir Elton John, for example, has long been a positive figure in the world of gay rights. Yet, he played the wedding of right-wing looney tune Rush Limbaugh, who used his radio show to attack anyone with far more intelligence than he ever had. Allegedly, Rush paid Elton a million bucks to play his wedding all because his wife was a huge fan. It's proof that when money talks, your morals go out the window. As for the outrage regarding Elton playing Limbaugh's wedding, for some reason, it doesn't exist.

Personally, I've canceled many artists from my life. I used to like Five Finger Death Punch. I even saw them at The Orbit Room (remember that place?) back in the day and had my picture taken with lead singer Ivan Moody. But, guess what? They grew in popularity. Now, they'll play at Van Andel Arena. Wanna do a meet and greet with Ivan? Ain't gonna happen. 

Sadly, what turned me off from 5FDP was when they released their video for "Living The Dream". In short, a woman forces people to wear masks while she wears a badge that wears "exempt". Many critics believed the woman was supposed to be an effigy of Nancy Pelosi. During the Great Shutdown of 2020, the former House Speaker made headlines when she got her hair did at a salon in California that was open to her and her only. Simply put, the video trashed those who wore masks during a time when it was needed.

Even worse, there are reasons why I hate many other bands, and the reasons tend to be political or spiritual. I used to like Staind until Aaron Lewis became an outspoken Repuke. I used to like Avenged Sevenfold until they made a music video showing puppets of Hillary Clinton and Vladimir Putin destroying the world together. I used to like The Smiths until Morrissey came out as a right-winged Looney. I can go on and on. Hell, I was pissed when Upheaval replaced Asking Alexandria with Flyleaf, a band whose lead singer's politics are in line with Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene's.

And yes, I used to like Kid Rock until he came out of the political closet and simply spat on his hometown by endorsing Mitt "I'm Gonna Shut Down Detroit!" Romney. 

I'm thankful that I still enjoy a lot of the music of my childhood. There are artists I enjoy both for their music and their personality. There are a few artists whose music I can't stand, but I love their morals. I can't stand most of the artists who played in Lilith Fair in the 90s, but I stand with them politically in regards to women's rights and in Sarah McLaughlin's case, animal rights. 

I can go on, but when an artist I enjoy does something to piss me off, it's over. The fact that I spent over $200 on tickets for a no-show diva has turned me off of In This Moment. I was a fan of their music for nearly 20 years and this is the thanks I got. I've been working over 50 hours a week for two years and worked my ass off to see them and this is the bullshit I get.

True, I need to give major props to the bands that actually played that weekend, especially to the woman-led bands that played the main stage, Dorothy and Halestorm. Both Dorothy Martin and Lzzy Hale showed good sportswomanship on stage. As a matter of fact, Hale has something Maria doesn't: a Grammy. 

Look, I know that my life hasn't been as tough as Maria's. At least my parents weren't junkies and I still have my father. Plus, I didn't get knocked up at 15. But, I've had my bumps. I've dealt with bullies, people only pretending to be my friend, abandonment, living with massive credit card debt brought on by a dickhead boss, and it goes on. Tragically, some of those people were women. Because of this, I'm not a good people person. The fact that I paid this band X amount of money to be a no-show only adds up to the shit I've dealt with in the past.

Money and power can make one less humble. I think that's a reason why we now have people throwing cell phones at singers on stage. Hell, somebody even threw their mother's ashes at P!nk recently during a concert. I think people are angry that they have to shell out the big bucks to see their favorite artists. But since there's no money in streaming and nobody buys physical albums anymore, the real money is in touring.

Speaking of which, In This Moment just announced that they're going on tour this fall with Ice Nine Kills, Avatar, and the aforementioned New Year's Day. Ice Nine Kills will be coming back to Michigan on November 12 to support Metallica on their 72 Seasons tour at Detroit's Ford Field. In This Moment, apparently, are done with The Mitten State for the rest of 2023.

Folks, people like Maria Brink sadly prove a personal, yet tragic truth. I don't care what people will think of me, but I'll say it anyway: single moms are batshit crazy. As a child of divorce, I had to endure many single moms and their obnoxious kids. I hate it when a woman marries a loser, divorces him, and then expects a much better man to raise his little hellions. Hell, I have a coworker who married a woman who had a little girl with a loser who wanted nothing to do with her. He adopted her and then the two divorced. Not only is he paying child support on his biological three kids, but on the one that's not his! It only makes me happy that I will never date a woman with children. 

Now, In This Moment just announced a new album and single. It's already getting played on SiriusXM's Octane and frankly, I have zero intent to listen to it. It reminds me of a story my late uncle - who worked in the recording industry for over 20 years - told me years ago: in the late 1950s, there was a young singer from Detroit who was on a promotional tour. She was in her hometown of Detroit and was looking at the playlists of all the local stations in town. She was pissed that none of her records were charting locally. So, she took matters into her own hands. Or, should I say, mouth?

The young singer slammed down the papers and told one of her assistants, "Who do I need to blow to get airplay in this town?" One of them pointed to the programming director of one of the stations. She marched on over to him and disappeared into the distance. A week later, her latest single was on the charts.

Allegedly, that woman was none other than R&B singer-turned-actress Della Reese. Yes, as in Touched By An Angel Della Reese.

I've been checking WGRD's music logs and In This Moment is nowhere to be seen. I reckon that if they appear on their playlist, it would be a corporate decision. Bear in mind that GRD is programmed entirely by their corporate overlords at Townsquare Media in Connecticut. If Grand Rapids had a locally-programmed rock station and I was the one in charge of it, Maria better come back to Grand Rapids, come into my office, get down on her knees, and swallow every last drop like a good little girl... if you know what I mean.

You see, Grand Rapids rock fans are fighters. Twenty years ago, Matt Hanlon was busy destroying KLQ by moving Howard Stern to crappy AM 1340 WBBL and forcing lame Stern clones like Justice and Jim and Ron and Don onto their airwaves. The station lost 75% of their listeners and it was even more tragic when WBBL finally dumped Stern because of Citadel's bullshit. Well, KLQ had to endure many nails in their coffin. One of them was when GRD added Free Beer and Hot Wings and drifted towards an active rock format. That station threw their listeners away and at the end of the day, not only was Hanlon fired when Cumulus bought out bankrupt Citadel, his radio career in Grand Rapids ended when he got busted for a drunk driving incident that almost killed two people. 

During her set, Lzzy Hale told the crowd to be proud of the radio stations that still play rock. She ain't lying. Grand Rapids is thankful that they have WGRD. Granted, it wasn't as good as it once was a decade ago, especially when Eric Zane was part of Free Beer and Hot Wings and they didn't play as much 1970s butt rock. Thanks to the FCC cracking down on so-called "indecency" and allowing big radio companies to become bigger, new rock has long taken a back seat to other formats. Look at New York City. They haven't had an active rock station in years. The largest city in America with an active rocker is Philadelphia, though WMMR, like WGRD plays way too much butt rock.

But, it's a sign of the times. Gen-Z avoids terrestrial radio like the plague since Spotify, Pandora, and other streaming services do a better job of playing their favorite tunes. Even some CHRs are playing more 90s and 2K content because young people don't like hearing their favorite songs be shredded into Swiss cheese because of the FCC. 

You see, rock music is a business. Put it in the right hands and it will do well. Give it to someone who cares more about their sorry ass and it will fail. When you work for the man for years and you have the "I'm my own boss" mentality when you start your own business, well, I have a news flash for you. YOUR CUSTOMERS ARE YOUR BOSSES! 

I look at Billboard's Hot 100 and currently, the sole active rock song in the Top 40 is Jelly Roll's "Do Me A Favor". I saw his documentary "Save Me" and it was touching. I do relate to him in many respects. He was rejected as a young boy because he was chubby and wore Kmart clothes. However, he had friends in high school. Too bad they led him to a life loaded with drugs, including meth and crack. After the birth of his daughter while in prison, he knew he had to change his life. He began writing songs that would help and inspire others, which led him to a successful singing career. Not only is he doing great on the CHR and rock charts, but country as well.

While metal and hard rock are absent on the pop charts, festivals like Upheaval prove that rock is far from dead. It's too bad that we paid good money to see a bunch of bands and one of their top acts was AWOL. If In This Moment comes back to Grand Rapids as a headliner, I hope nobody goes. However, if they're an opener, I hope somebody will have the balls to throw a cell phone or another blunt object at Maria Brink's head. I just hope that they don't put a net to prevent such a thing ala when The Blues Brothers played that honky tonk bar.

For someone who had a hit song called "Whore", Maria Brink sure is a cunt.



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Sunday, December 18, 2022

THE 2022 BEE-OTCH OF THE YEAR!







WELCOME TO THE 2022 BEE-OTCH OF THE YEAR!


OK, I have a confession to make.

This has been a long, tough year for me, and a lot of you out there. I've worked 50+ hours a week most of this year and haven't had a lot of time to write BOTD.

As a result, we only had six nominees this year.

At least I had some good, juicy ones and some of you agreed. So, here's the top three nominees for Bee-otch of the Year:



3) THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM

With the recent Supreme Court decision that overturned Roe V. Wade, I asked how we got there in the first place. The Republicans suck, but guess what? The Democrats have gotten us there with centralists who have rightist ideals. Simply put, this country needs good, progressive leadership that puts the middle class first instead of kissing the ultra-wealthy's ass. Since publishing this BOTD in October, President Biden shot himself in the foot when he signed the resolution to prevent a rail strike. It doesn't help that one of the owners of America's railway system is Warren Buffett, a Democrat worth over $100 billion.


(Our apologies to the BBC, 3/4 of the 1970s dance troop Legs and Co. and the estate of Flick Colby.)

2) THE DETROIT LIONS

OK, so all the sudden, they've found some much-needed mojo after years of embarrassment. When I published their entry to BOTD-dom in February, they had just lost quarterback Matt Stafford to the Los Angeles Rams, who had just won the Super Bowl. The Lions acquired that team's old QB, Jared Goff and he had trouble finding people to throw the ball to. In this edition, I touched on the troubled history of the Ford family, bad sports team owners and the amount of racism from the front office. Since writing the piece, the Lions have dramatically improved to the point that they might actually make the playoffs this year.

AND THE 2022 BEE-OTCH OF THE YEAR IS....



THOSE TRYING TO KILL ROCK MUSIC!
It seems that every year, rock music is turning into a shadow of its past in a sense. True, there's mega rock festivals that rake in lots of money and revenue, but the stations that play it are turning into a joke. In most radio markets now, if you want to hear Ozzy, Disturbed, Ghost and new, modern rock, you'll now have to divulge 1970s butt rock, like on WGRD here in Grand Rapids. In other radio markets, you're lucky to hear new rock at all. Recently in New York City, Alt 92-3 was blown up in favor of a simulcast of 1010 WINS. Then again, Alt 92-3 had mediocre ratings and played way too much wuss music to generate good ratings. In Los Angeles, Heritage alt-rocker KROQ did rebound in the ratings because they added more 90s/00s music. However, Alt 98-7 is still the top new rocker there while the geriatric KLOS is #1 in rock. Another rock giant, Dallas' 97.1 The Eagle flew its last flight when it flipped to man talk earlier this year while paltry-rated WNNX Rock 100.5 Atlanta flipped to heritage alternative 99X.

Now, the biggest market with an active rocker is ninth-ranked Philadelphia, whose WMMR 93.3 plays a great deal of new rock, although like GRD, they play too much geezer rock for my liking.

I know, must of us who are tech-savvy now have the internet and cell phones and apps like Pandora and Spotify that devoid themselves of lame radio edits and for a fee, commercials. It's too bad that thanks to the FCC, corporate radio is now denying many from having a kick-ass rock station in their hometown. And sadly, we have douchebags like Adam Levine from Maroon 5 who cry that "chicks don't listen to rock anymore". BULL. SHIT.

Look, I went to both days of Upheaval this year. And guess what? The girls there were a lot nicer and friendlier than the ones at the partially-rained-out Breakaway at the same spot a month later. Granted, I did not see one girl at Upheaval wear a thong, but then again, there were a few gals at Breakaway who shouldn't be wearing them, period.

What triggered me to write about this BOTD was HBO's Music Box documentary about Woodstock '99, they depicted the concertgoers as angry white men who were racist and homophobic. However, Netflix's similar docuseries Trainwreck was more-respectful, talking about how the promoters were trying to cash in by simply treating the young people at the time like a pile of cash while their parents who went to the original Woodstock in 1969 had free food and more easy ground to walk on. Like I said, I think all musical genres have their issues - especially country - and yet, there's country stations everywhere in America while those who want true active rock are fucked thanks to the corporate cocksuckers who own those stations.


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Sunday, October 9, 2022

Bee-otches of the Day: our two-party system





Names: The Democratic and Republican Parties
Ages: 194, 168
Occupation: America's two main political parties
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: being useless


Recently, I had dinner at my mom's. During our meal, she told me that she had a favor to ask of me: to take her to Costco to fill up her car.

If you know anything about Grand Rapids, it's the fact that there are two Costcos. The one on 28th St. by I-96 is always busy, especially their gas station, which usually has the cheapest gas in town. Being off the expressway, the lines to get gas can replicate the 1970s oil embargo.

Sitting in line, the stereo to my mom's Kia Soul was set to good 'ole geezer rocker WLAV (96.9) which was playing The Steve Miller Band's #8 hit from 1977, "Jet Airliner". Now, if you're a classic rock aficionado, you know there are two versions of that song. There's the album version that most classic rock stations play, which begins with a one-minute track called "Threshold" that's basically a typical cheesy-sounding 1970s synthesizer making sci-fi noises. That version's third stanza ends with the phrase "funky shit going on in the city". The single edit omits "Threshold" while there are "funky kicks going on in the city" to please those conservative CHRs of the day.

Well, WLAV played "Threshold" like any well-behaved classic rocker. But, when it was time for Mr. Miller and Co. to tell us that they don't want to get caught up in that any of that funky shit in that funky shit in the city, the word "shit" was reversed. My 66-year-old, devout Christian mother yelled "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Classic rock stations usually played "Jet Airliner" uncut for decades, even after the Supreme Court ruled in a landmark 1978 case that "shit", one of the infamous "Seven Dirty Words" George Carlin warned us about was a word that cannot be said in the world of Broadcasting. Back then, if a station got caught, it was a meager $7,000 fine. Thanks to Janet Jackson's Super Bowl nip slip, it's now $420,000.

With LAV owned by broadcast giant Cumulus, they sure as hell don't want to pay that $420K if someone complains over a word that's far less offensive than racial slurs, which by the way, the FCC has no rule against. Yes, you can't say "shit", "fuck" "cocksucker" or "tits", but you can say racial slurs that will cause one to be canceled out. 

Yes, this is what we get when Republicans run the show. The 1978 Supreme Court that ruled in the FCC's favor were mostly Nixon appointees. The FCC that jacked up indecency fines was pressured by a mostly Republican government. But, don't look at me. I never voted Republican in my life.

Maybe that's why most Americans have some sort of liberalism in their lives. Polls have long shown that the majority want better Healthcare, support minorities, tougher gun laws, and - dare I say it - a woman's right to choose to keep her unborn child if she's pregnant. But, thanks to the minority - as in the conservatives - that will all change.

In 30 years, the only time a Republican won the presidency wholeheartedly was George W. Bush in 2004. The only reason why he won in 2000 and Drumpf in 2016 was because of the Electoral College. 

But, as I've mentioned many a time, BusHitler and Drumpf won because of weak Democrats. Al Gore surrounded himself with anti-First Amendment assholes like Joe Lieberman and his ex-wife Tipper. Hillary Clinton supported the multi-trillion-dollar wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and was a total flip-flopper.

As I've mentioned in another post, the two-party system is like living in a town where there are people who like either country or rock. The Repukes are like country fans who have a country station that plays all the Garth, Reba, and Morgan Wallen to melt their hearts. But the Dems are like rock fans whose local voice is a station that calls themselves "rock", but they load their playlist with Elton John, Michael Bolton, and Celine Dion. Sadly, that rock station is the Democratic Party, which has given us nothing but broken promises for too long while the Republicans are like the Faster Horses Festival, loaded with people getting COVID-19 and dying of sheer stupidity. 

Sadly, when it comes to the Democratic establishment, the apple has fallen extremely far from the tree. If you voted for Hillary in 2016, it was out of reluctance. Earlier, I gave out the example of a city with two radio stations. Well, rock fans now have digital media from the likes of SiriusXM, Pandora, and others. Same with politics with the Green Party and others. Well, that's what happened in 2016. Didn't like Clinton? There's Jill Stein.

I compare Hillary to that old fable "The Tortoise and the Hare". Hillary thought she had what it took to win in 2016. She took shortcuts and avoided the Rust Belt while campaigning. Drumpf reached out to those same areas and rural towns like where I grew up in northern Michigan. Hillary thought that with the problems Dubya started with 9/11 and his fake wars that it would be an easy win for her. Boy, was she wrong.

Thanks to Democrats who refused to vote for her because of her self-centered attitude and a corrupt Electoral College, we got Drumpf. Yes, Hillary was far from perfect, but she still would have done a better job than Drumpf by far. Just recently, America became the first country where over one million people died from COVID-19. As president, Drumpf did NOTHING to combat the virus. Also, Drumpf elected three Supreme Court justices including one to unfairly replace Ruth Bader Ginsburg. And look at where we are now.

With the recent overturning of Roe vs. Wade, chaos has ensued. It funny that it stemmed from a court case involving the sole abortion clinic in Mississippi, one of the most-bass-ackward states in America. A state that's the home of the only television station in American history to have its license revoked by the FCC because of its ties with the Ku Klux Klan. In a way, it feels like the south is winning.

Many have felt that if Roe is revoked, it won't totally outlaw abortion, but it will restrict where people could have one. Here in Michigan, abortion was illegal since 1931 thanks to a law that also made using profanity in public illegal in the Wolverine State. Well, that portion of the law was overturned thanks to the infamous "Cussing Canoeist" case in 2002 when a judge ruled that the law was outdated and violated the First Amendment. Currently, Governor Gretchen Whitmer and Attorney General Dana Nessel - both Democrats - claim that if Roe is nationally overturned, they will work hard to keep abortion legal in Michigan. And thankfully, that injunction was overturned and is now on the ballot in November. 

In the past few years, the right has worked its evil power to tell women that it sucks to be them. Were you raped? Sucks to be you. Hey, how about dumping your unwanted kid into an orphanage? He or she will join nearly half-a-million kids who may never find a forever home. 

But yet, the Court won't do a goddamn thing about the Second Amendment, even after Columbine, Sandy Hook, and just recently, the mass shooting at a Tops Supermarket in Buffalo and an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas. Even worse, the guns used in those shootings were all legally purchased. Yes, tougher gun laws have been passed, but only time will tell how many guns will stay off the street. 

I know I mentioned this in the past, but I'll say it again. I used to go to school with a young punk who was adopted. The story was that there was a middle-aged couple in my area who already had several daughters and they wanted a son. So, they became foster parents, and one of the boys they took care of melted their hearts so much that they ended up adopting him. Sadly, he was known for harassing others, including me. He was one of those types who spent his time in school in a resource room or at an alternative school in another town because of his acting up.

Just two years after I graduated high school, I was working at a party store when I picked up my local newspaper. I looked at the obituaries and there he was. A few years after he died, I found out that he died in jail. He had schizophrenia and the jail gave him the wrong medication. How did he end up in the slammer? Well, one day, his adoptive mother noticed something strange in his backpack that he shouldn't have had: a gun. It turned out that the gun was stolen, so they called the cops on him. To me, it was the wisest decision they ever made. With the way he acted, what if he went on a rampage?

True, some kids are lucky and get adopted. Some even have decent lives. However, I know of a few people who were adopted and they were a different story. And you just read one example. Yes, there are gay couples and celebrities like Madonna and Angelina Jolie who adopt, but it's not going to change the world. 

Suffice it to say, the right to lifers are violent. Take for example the recent incident in Ionia County where an old lady from Right to Life came over to another woman's house. The woman she talked to was pro-choice and it led to a giant argument. So, the woman's husband came over with a shotgun and was going to shoot at a tree. Well, the bullet hit Miss RTL and she ended up going to the cops. The woman's husband was charged for attempted murder, though IMHO, he did nothing wrong.

What's sad is that when it comes to electing leaders, the words "what if?" come to mind. What if Al Gore was elected in 2000? Would the World Trade Towers still be standing? What if John Kerry was elected in 2004? Would we still get sucked into a recession in 2008? Now, it's Hillary's turn. Would the Supreme Court have a liberal majority? Would we be better off fighting COVID-19? Would gas be less than $4 per gallon? Better yet, what if Bernie Sanders was in the White House?

Sadly, the angry old white male is pawing for control. Case in point: my old stomping grounds in northern Michigan. There's far-right lunatic "Trucker" Randy Bishop, a convicted felon who through his wife - 13 years his senior - owns WCHY 97.7 Cheboygan and hosts a daily radio show called Your Defending Fathers. Recently on his show, he complained that companies are so "woke" these days that they have to have mixed-race families in their advertising. Not only that, he's running for state senate... as a Democrat. Of course, this assclown is a huge reason why I hate the FCC. It's not OK to accidentally show tits during the Super Bowl, but it's OK to spread hate and lies about COVID-19. After all, they've long abolished the Fairness Doctrine and the rule where you have to have your studio in your community of license (WCHY's studio is at Bishop's house by Torch Lake, some 70 miles away and well out of WCHY's coverage area).

But of course, this is Antrim County we're talking about, which made headlines in 2020 when for a very brief time, Joe Biden won the presidency. Traditionally, Antrim County - pop. 23,000 - has been blood red. It was discovered that those tallying the votes didn't understand the software, so they hand-counted the votes themselves and Drumpf won. In the 2020 election, the sole county up north that went for Biden was Leelanau. 

As somebody who grew up in Antrim County (and even worse, lived a mere several blocks away from where Fucker Randy currently resides), I know the feeling of living in one of the reddest parts of a swing state. My parents struggled to stay in the middle class, especially since jobs were - and still are - very scarce. Besides, just a few years after my dad moved out of my childhood home, it was foreclosed on. The new owners, a middle-aged couple from the Detroit area couldn't get a decent job. Same thing with our neighbor's house; it was foreclosed on. I guess the bank sold that house for just over $100,000, which is a steal for four bedrooms and two baths.

Some people in northern Michigan on social media utter two words that the Grand Traverse area needs, but may never happen: affordable housing. Recently, there have been talks about a brand new housing project for seniors. Nice, but who can afford to work there? Something to think about is that my dad's cousin has a 46-year-old son with brain damage and lives at home. He needs around-the-clock care and the state pays his nurses less than $10 per hour. Their responsibilities include changing his diapers (he goes through $700 worth per month), feeding him, and making sure he doesn't bang his head on the walls. 

And for all that, his caregivers get paid so poorly that flipping burgers sound more glamorous. And even more pathetic is that several restaurants and gas stations in the Grand Traverse region have either had to close or reduce hours because no one can afford to work for a pittance. 

One of the biggest problems northern Michigan has endured for too long has been bigotry. I knew people who moved up north because they hate people of color. Some people even bring their fucked-up religious beliefs with them. As I've mentioned before, my father was a bus driver at a northern Michigan school district for 23 years. Being the first kid on his bus at the beginning of the day and the last off at the day's end, I got to see how people lived. He picked up and dropped off everybody from the well-to-do to kids so poor that the elementary school principal had to buy them clothes. Some of the kids were even the children of well-known media personalities. 

One well-to-do family invited my father and me to attend New Hope Community Church in Williamsburg. Of course, we joined their individual ministries and hated it. My dad joined the singles ministry and hated being told not to remarry. I hated the youth ministry because their pastor - who later committed suicide after he stole $500,000 from a church he started - tried to dare us into hating sex. Not only that, one of the church's elders asked me personally how often I thought about sex. None of his business. Well, as I've mentioned, dad and I quit New Hope when the pastor begged his people for $1.7 million to expand their building. 

After we quit New Hope, we went church shopping. One church we tried was run by one of dad's co-workers. Yep! Bus driver by day, a preacher on Sunday. Dad and I tried his church, which met in the lunch room at the middle school. This prick delivered the WORST sermon I've ever heard in my life. He was doing a series on the Ten Commandments and that week, it was adultery. The entire sermon was an attack on pornography and how he claimed that it destroys families. Today, I look back and think of how hypocritical he was crying that they treat violent movies in England like they treated porn in America: 18 and over only. He even bitched about how angry he was regarding the steamy scenes of soap operas like Days of Our Lives

Bear in mind that not long before his bullshit diatribe, he got the middle school to stop displaying Mad Magazine in the library. His daughter borrowed an issue and he got pissed because of its "inappropriate" content. Since he was a school employee and rented out the middle school lunchroom for his church on Sunday, it was probably a no-brainer.

Well, guess what happened to him in January? He died at just 65 years old. I heard that his COD was COVID-19. How much money would you bet that he was against getting vaccinated and had that "Jesus will heal me!" attitude? 

Folks, I already had a shitty childhood. I didn't need to be told by Bible thumpers that sex was bad and that I shouldn't have a sense of humor. Growing up, I supported - and still do support - those who had the First Amendment on their side. Howard Stern, Larry Flynt, Hugh Hefner, William M. Gaines, Marilyn Manson (IMHO, he's innocent), and others were my heroes. Dead bullshit spreaders like John Clarke and the aforementioned Gary Gladfelter weren't. When I moved to Grand Rapids, I made it a point to go to Deja Vu in Kalamazoo once a month not just because I love cute, naked girls, but because it was my middle finger to those who love to tell them that they had zero right to do so. Here in Grand Rapids in 2006, our city banned nude dancing. The religious cocksuckers who helped to create this unconstitutional law cried that it would reduce crime. Sixteen years later, the 6 p.m. news usually begins with another shooting.

During the pandemic, many bigger churches applied for Personal Paycheck Protection loans. Tragically, many of those so-called houses of worship had their loans forgiven. Joel Osteen's church got $4.4 million. Here in Grand Rapids, Resurrection Life got $1.3 million. 

What's tragic is that the same folks who defend megachurch PPP loans are probably fuming about Biden forgiving student loans. So far, he's forgiven those who attended failed for-profit schools like ITT Tech and given $10,000 to those who make less than $125,000 per year.

Many of those who bitch about bailouts for the college-educated are probably crying that they need to pick up a hammer instead. Well, look at teachers. I've heard that some of them have to go to food banks because they make poverty wages. I've heard of a few who taught for one year and quit to return to their college job of bartending because it paid more. Many schools have resorted to phoning in virtual teachers from other municipalities to alleviate shortages.

Look, when I was a kid, being a schoolteacher was a good-paying and rewarding career. My great-grandmother was a teacher, and so were my grandmother, great-aunt, and aunt. Today, nobody in my family teaches. Why? The pay sucks. My cousin put thought into teaching, but being a temp agency coordinator pays more. Hell, I wanted to be a radio personality growing up. I even co-opped at a popular radio station as a teen where the morning guy admitted that their lowest-paid salesman got paid more than him. Hell, there was a popular DJ in northern Michigan who left radio because slinging beer paid more. We now live in a life where once-rewarding careers have become a joke while one can make $1,000 on a Saturday night making Long Island Iced Teas.

The reason why I usually vote Democrat is that the First Amendment is becoming more and more of an endangered species. Republicans only care about the peanuts while the elephants walk by. Now, if you haven't seen George Carlin's American Dream, let me explain something. When his career was taking off in the 1960s, Carlin saw himself playing in front of 40-year-olds who approved of the Vietnam War. As time went by, he became less and less comfortable with his clean-cut image. So, in 1970, he grew out his hair and started doing something that most other comedians refused to do: use profanity in his act. In 1974, a radio station in New York City, WBAI played his "Filthy Words" act. The FCC gave the station a Notice of Apparent Liability and the case went to the Supreme Court. Sadly, Nixon dumped in several new justices and they all favored the FCC. 

Now, we live in a time when the media is run by big corporations and everything we watch is their puppet. Remember Air America, the radio network that was the answer to the right-winged bullshit being spewed on AM radio? It was nice in the beginning. But then, they made a deal with Clear Channel to put their shows on their weaker stations, and the shit hit the fan. Here in Michigan, we no longer have any true blue progressive talkers. WDTW 1310 Detroit was sold by iHeartMedia to a Spanish group. WLBY 1290 Ann Arbor was also sold by iHeartMedia to Cumulus, which was the same company that kicked Howard Stern and The Dixie Chicks off their stations for being too liberal. They flipped the flea-powered 1290 - which had decent ratings with liberal talk - to business talk and is now a conservative talker. WWKK 750 in Petoskey was sold to the same asshole who left downtown Traverse City with a massive hole in the ground at Front and Park Streets for nearly a decade. He flipped 750 to a simulcast of his WLDR 101.9, playing country music. Pointless, since the Straits area had multiple FM stations playing the same thing. Today, 750 is reportedly silent. Said the owner has had a long history of lying to the FCC over the status of his stations. 

Now, Grand Rapids did have a progressive talker in the late 90s with 1140 WXBV, though it didn't do well, partly because it was a daytimer. Its owner, Robert Goodrich owned several other radio stations, including WJNZ 1680 Jamz, 104.5 WSNX, Oldies 107.3 WODJ (now Thunder 107.3), and I96 (now a sports station). He sold off his FMs but kept the AMs. The urban format of WJNZ moved to 1140 and was sold off (it's now a Catholic station). On the other hand, 1680 was leased to Radio Disney until they left terrestrial radio in 2008. So, Goodrich decided to give lefty talk another try, but with a twist.

That twist? Being a non-profit that wasn't.

AM 1680 was given a new call sign, WPRR, and format christened Public Reality Radio. Goodrich made the station a mix of talk from Pacifica Radio and podcasts. In 2012, former strip club DJ Darren Gibson brought his podcast called Southpaws to WPRR. Eventually, he became the station manager and even syndicated the show through Pacifica. 

Under Gibson's aegis, he made WPRR one of the leading progressive talk stations in the Midwest. He gave locals a voice not heard on the corporate-owned stations in Grand Rapids. He even produced a woman's talk show called Women Libs Radio and several other programs spun off from Southpaws.

And then came Tyrone Bynum. 

Bynum, who ran AM 640 into the ground - especially when he violated the station's contract with the Detroit Tigers by airing Gospel music and greedy preachers in its place on Sundays - weaseled his way back to radio with WPRR. There, he hosted a daily afternoon show, Drive For The Dream. On Southpaws, Gibson was the sole political pundit - maybe in America - who rightfully predicted that Bernie Sanders would win Michigan in 2016. However, co-host Joe Eldersaidt the Democratic National Committee would screw him over. Well, when he heard what Southpaws said, Tyrone had a closed-door meeting with the Kent County Democratic Party. Not long afterward, Darren and all of his fellow hosts were fired.

According to Darren, Goodrich fired him due to "poor ratings". However, with Michigan being an at-will state, he knew the truth. He was canned because he exposed the Democratic Party for who they were. Of course, Goodrich naturally gave the reigns of WPRR over to Tyrone, who ran WPRR into the ground as he did to 640. 

And when that happened, karma became a bitch. 

Shortly before the pandemic began, Goodrich made headlines when he fired all of those under 18 from his movie theaters so they could sell alcohol. The firing of Darren Gibson and minors further wrecked Bob Goodrich's reputation. And then, it REALLY happened: bankruptcy. 

In February 2020, Goodrich Quality Theaters filed for bankruptcy. Bob claimed that he remodeled his theaters and was hoping that Hollywood would have made profitable hits. It turned out that he owned the company that made his theater's seats. I even remembered that he was so far in debt to Disney that they threatened to pull "Onward" from his theaters. Well, the 2020 shutdown happened and he was forced to sell GQT - founded by his father in 1930 - to new owners Mason Asset Management, a company known for owning failing shopping malls.

Today, Goodrich's former headquarters at 44th Street and the Beltline sit vacant with a giant for sale sign on the property. WPRR's old studio down the street is now some product design company's offices. Goodrich himself now lives in a tiny apartment just down the street from his failed Quad 6 Cinema in Kentwood, where Fox Ford now stands.

As for WPRR, the station became a ghost of its former self with hardly any local hosts. When Goodrich went bankrupt, he simply gave the station to Tyrone for free. Public Reality Radio was out and adult R&B was in as 102.5 The Ride. Since 102.5 is a translator of 1680, they broadcast in mono to make up for the fact that they're a weak channel wattage-wise. Allegedly, WPRR'S studio is now next door to Tyrone's law office in downtown Grand Rapids. The FCC has no record of where WPRR's studio is currently. At times, 1680 is off the air while 102.5 is on, an FCC no-no.

The Ride still has two talk shows Tyrone's (jokingly now named The 99%ers) and his former rival-turned-butt buddy Robert Simpson Womack, who is also a Grand Rapids city commissioner. Of course, the Grand Rapids city government is being criticized for how they treated the recent murder of Congolese immigrant Patrick Lyoya by a city cop. Only recently did the police department fire him after he was charged with Lyoya's murder.

Unfortunately, the Grand Rapids government - including mayor Rosalyn Bliss - simply told everybody to "respect the process" in terms of Lyoya's murder. Simply put, they're telling us to love the police even though one of them murdered someone simply because of the color of their skin and the fact that English wasn't his first language. If Lyoya was a white American, he'd still be alive today.

This is what happens when your mayor and city government are nothing more than puppets for the oligarchs who really own this town. Yes, there are a few black folks who are city commissioners, but they've sold out their own race by putting the DeVos family cock in their mouth. We're a city with a shitty police department with the audacity to slam cuffs on the wrists of then-eleven-year-old black girl Honestie Hodges, who was arrested for no reason. It wouldn't shock me if she battled PTSD for the rest of her life. She died in 2020 at just 14 from COVID-19. As for Tyrone, I've noticed that one of his station's sponsors is Brann's. Yes, the same douche who banned Michael Moore from his restaurants because he dissed "American Sniper". It might also explain why Tyrone has two white daughters.

Recently, Darren held Southpaws' Tenth Anniversary party, and a few dozen folks attended by invitation only. Judging by the crowd and recent radio ratings for the Grand Rapids area, Darren has a hell of a lot more listeners than Tyrone. Darren syndicated that recent party to Pacifica and I was proud to be a part of it. That weekend, Darren had surgery to remove a mass that turned out to be cancerous. His doctors claim that they might have gotten all of cancer, but only time will tell, obviously. Not only that, Darren is back in radio, now at Greenville classic hits WGLM/M106.3.

I'm one of those people who think that whites shouldn't be treated differently than blacks and that blacks shouldn't be treated differently than whites. The same goes for minorities who own TV and radio stations. Tragically, too many black-owned media outlets are just as bad as their white counterparts, maybe even worse. Look at Byron Allen. His mother was a personal assistant to Johnny Carson and he got to hang out with him and other celebrities as a kid. He had more privileges than most other black kids. Because of this, he became a successful comic and is now, a media tycoon. He now owns The Weather Channel, TheGrio, and 30 TV stations including Flint ABC affiliate WJRT-12. Recently, there was a mass exodus of employees at WJRT due to Allen slashing benefits. This occurred at the same time Allen purchased a $32 million mansion in the Los Angeles area. 

Unfortunately, Allen refers to himself as a "staunch Democrat". Meanwhile, in Hyde Park, NY, FDR is spinning in his grave.

Growing up in almost-lily-white northern Michigan, my area actually had a black-owned radio station in the late 1990s, 1210 WJZZ in Kingsley, which played jazz music. It was owned by Bell Broadcasting, who owned several radio outlets in Detroit (the WJZZ call letters were on 105.9, now urban AC Kiss FM). Last year when I was packing up and moving to my new house, I found an article from the Traverse City Record-Eagle where they proclaimed that they had long-term plans for the Kingsley area, even for building a studio for the station. Well, that never happened. Just months after they lied out of their ass, Bell Broadcasting was sold to Radio One, who slapped a for-sale sign on WJZZ. Their major selling point was that it was northern Michigan's first 50,000-watt AM station. However, 1) they were daytime only, and 2) they had to power down to 2,500 watts two hours past sunrise and two hours before sunset to protect WPHT 1210 Philadelphia, which is 50,000 watts 24/7. Not only that, but the station's transmission site is also a toxic waste dump. The engineers who cobbled together 1210 said that they couldn't install the radials to produce groundwave because of contamination. Simply put, Bell only put 1210 in Kingsley because they owned WCHB 1200 Detroit and wanted to boost that to 50,000 watts. To do so, they bought WKNX 1210 in Saginaw - which moved to silent WXOX 1250 Bay City - moved 1210 to Kingsley, and then sold it to Radio One, who wanted nothing to do with whitey. Finally in 2000, after being silent a lot and airing a taped urban oldies format to keep the license active here and there, Radio One sold 1210 to Mr. Hole in the Ground for $225,000. Since then, 1210 has switched hands a few times and is now a sports station. Current owner John Yob recently filed a construction permit with the FCC to downgrade 1210's daytime signal to 10,000 watts since the station is pretty worthless, especially since they now have a translator on 101.1 in Traverse City.

For the record, Radio One and iHeartMedia were the only two big radio conglomerates to own stations in northern Michigan. Bear in mind that over 20 years ago, iHeartMedia (fka Clear Channel) bought WHGR 1290 in Houghton Lake only to shut it down so they could power up WOOD 1300 Grand Rapids to 25,000 watts. 

Now Radio One (now called Urban One) founder Cathy Hughes is a spirit animal for many. She was an unwed teenage mother who was kicked out of her family's home. Raising a young son, Alfred Liggins (now U1's CEO), she got into radio where she grew up in Omaha and eventually made it to Washington, DC where she created The Quiet Storm for WHUR. When faltering R&B station WOL needed a new owner, she sold her house and was approved by the 33rd lender she talked to. She slept in the station's studio until it started to break even. She flipped WOL from R&B to a talk/AC mix and it was successful. WOL started making money again and she bought more stations. In 1999, Radio One went public. Hughes was the first black woman in American history to chair a publicly traded company. 

Yes, she might be a hero to some, but goddammit, I think she's a dumb ho.

First of all, she claims full credit for being the founder of Urban One. Turns out that it was co-founded in 1979 by her then-husband, Dewey Hughes as the Almic Corporation, named after Cathy's son, the aforementioned Alfred, and Dewey's son, Michael. In a 1981 interview about WOL with Washington CBS-TV affiliate WDVM (now WUSA), Dewey proclaimed that most of the music at the time was "garbage" and that those responsible for it needed to be arrested. Strangely enough in that piece, during Dewey's on-air shift at WOL, his engineer was spinning a Barbra Streisand record. Nothing screams black like lily-white Babs. 

The fact that Dewey was a fascist asshole hurt WOL's image. It might have been a reason for their divorce in 1987. Around that time, Cathy bought urban AC WMMJ "Magic 102.3" and built Radio One's empire to include stations that play the type of music that would make Dewey call 911.

But, that's not the concrete reason why I hate Urban One. 

The company owns a cable network called TV One, which airs programming aimed at African Americans. And guess what's one of their offerings? The Cosby Show. Yep! They need to show a program that's funny, heartwarming, and not loaded with profanity, even though it stars one of the biggest mass rapists in Hollywood history. 

So, why is TV One showing Cosby? My guess is that Hughes is playing the 'old race card. They probably think that Cosby himself is innocent because he's a wealthy black man. Not only that, but the last time I watched Cosby on TV One, it had some A-list sponsors. Wanna bet that they - like Allen - bullied them into buying ad time or else they're racist? After all, Allen recently settled a lawsuit against McDonald's, claiming they wouldn't advertise on his stations. 

Same with Tyrone. Recently, I had my radio on The Drive, and they were playing R. Kelly. As many of you know, he'll be in prison until he's 85 for sex trafficking of underage women. When he was found guilty, guess who came out to defend him? Why it was Bill Cosby! He was crying that Kelly was "railroaded". BULL. SHIT! Once again, Cosby is another assclown who pushes the race card because he's the type who thinks that all black men are innocent because they are the descendants of slaves and whitey made them do this and that. OK, Harvey Weinstein was bullied as a kid for being fat. Does that mean that he gets out of jail now?

In the past several years, radio had lost too many of my heroes. Some of them were simply too fucking young to die, like Miami's Neil Rogers, Ed Schultz, and a personal friend of mine, Dave Barber, who died seven years ago this July 4th at the way-too-young age of 60. Like Schultz, Barber was originally a conservative but changed his tune after seeing his hometown of Flint, Michigan see jobs and unions disappear under Reagan. He even attacked fakes like ineffective former Flint Mayor Woodrow Stanley. 

I'm happy to say that Darren is a personal friend of mine. If I had the time and space, I wouldn't mind recording Southpaws with him. I hope that he can kick cancer's ass so he can keep doing his show for years to come. The world needs more of him and fewer fakes in this world.

You know, I blog for a reason. I started Chuck69.com 23 years ago because I wanted to change. I wanted to prove myself. Yes, I was bullied and even C&D'd a few times by losers who have too much time on their hands to pick on people smaller than their own size. Growing up, I had too much taken away from me for zero reasons. And usually, those takers were all Republican. Growing up in a beet-red area of Michigan didn't help.

I moved to Grand Rapids 20 years ago and even though I was now an adult, assholes felt entitled to take the things I loved away from us. Just six months after I moved here, my favorite rock station, KLQ dropped Howard Stern while he got demoted to crappy WBBL 1340. Why? Their owner, Citadel Media hired a new general manager named Matt Hanlon who kowtowed to the west Michigan elite, who HATED Stern. When Hanlon moved Stern to 1340, his excuse was that the combination of him and afternoon blowhard "Huge" Bill Simonson would create a radio powerhouse in west Michigan. While on 1340, the local producer would often air New York commercials and come back from break late. Also, they would cut the show off at 10 a.m. straight, even in mid-sentence. KLQ on the other hand was stuck with failed morning shows and low ratings. In late 2004, WBBL finally yanked Stern off the air, not because of Hanlon, but because of an edict from Citadel head, Jan Jeffries yanking him from all stations after he started promoting Sirius on his show.

Thankfully, karma hit Hanlon. After helping to drag Citadel into bankruptcy, he was fired by the new owner Cumulus. He was then hired by Townsquare (owners of WGRD, WLHT, WFGR, and Magic 104.9) to head advertising. And then came that fateful day ten years ago when he crashed his Range Rover on the East Beltline while making a Michigan U-turn into an older couple while severely intoxicated. Yep, Hanlon was fired again and never worked another day in Grand Rapids radio. He moved to Charlotte, NC, and ran Entercom's stations there, but apparently, he's no longer in that role. I suspect that his radio days are over since he's around 60. 

Of course, Stern's still on SiriusXM and doing well. KLQ, however, flipped to country as WTNR - Thunder 94.5 in 2009. Ten years later, Thunder moved to 107.3 while 94.5 became adult alternative as The Q. Today, that station's ratings are a far cry from where they were as active rock. 

Yeah, karma's nice, but it won't fix the past. Once something is gone, it ain't coming back. Instead, we need to look into the future. 

True, there are a million things we can do to make America great again in a real way vs. the way Drumpf wants. Yes, we can recycle, travel less, use less electricity, and so on. As for Biden, he needs to be tougher. If I were him, I would be raising taxes on the wealthy, going after the oil companies for gouging Americans, boosting the Supreme Court to 15 justices, and making Healthcare a right and not a privilege. True, he used FDR as a spirit animal during the 2020 election, but he's not FDR. He needs to be tough against fake Dems like Joe Manchin and Kirsten Sinema whose policies are nothing more than a chink in the armor of America. 

And yes, there's that discussion of using alternative fuels vs. gas. Solar is nice and is wind power. But, the materials used to make solar panels and lithium batteries use up earth's resources. 

A few years ago, I watched a documentary called "Planet of the Humans", produced by Michael Moore and directed and narrated by Jeff Gibbs, who also helped to produce Moore's films. The movie explained that green energy isn't all that green. As a matter of fact, the film talks about how they plow through forests to mine the materials needed to gather alternative energy resources like lithium.

Simply put, the movie said that the best way to stop the world's problems is not to create them.

In other words: don't have children. 

You know, the baby boomers made the mistake of voting Reagan into the White House in 1980. He took away our unions, boosting of the minimum wage, and gave the wealthy more money. When their kids entered the workforce, they expected them to prosper with low wages, high rent, high gas prices, and high tuition for college. I fondly remember one such person calling me an "$8 per hour loser" because I lived in a shitty apartment. OK, so who made that happen? Oh, yeah! THEY DID! 

My grandfather was 26 when my dad was born and my dad was 29 when I came into the world. Mathematically, I should have been 32 when I saw myself married with a kid. The reality was that I was in no way, shape, or form ready for children. Plus, I didn't even have a girlfriend. 

Now, I'm 41 and I've never been happier with my life. I have a house, a fairly new car, and no debt sans mortgage. But, no girlfriend. But, is a relationship worth it these days in the age of Amber Turd-er, Heard, Gabby Petito, and every other woman brainwashed the wrong way by the #metoo movement into thinking that all men are pigs and need to be verbally and physically abused?

Folks, I have nine paternal cousins. All of them are childbearing age. Of those nine, four are parents. Sadly, only one of them is a decent human being. However, his son attends the same school district where four high schoolers were gunned down last November. As for the other three, two are brothers and sisters. When their mother was dying of cancer four years ago, they treated her like absolute SHIT and didn't honor her wishes when she passed. The other cousin doesn't work and relies on her mother, my aunt to pay her rent and watch her daughter, whose father is a druggie and an alcoholic. Being the fifth generation, I should have kids. But, why?

Let's say that I had a kid at 32. It would be nine today. It would probably be teased a lot at school. If they stood up to that bully, they would be sent to the principal's office while the bully - probably a rich kid - would be still roaming the halls, picking on his victims. They would probably come home with COVID-19 because of some douchebag anti-vaxxer who doesn't want what they call "poison" in their kid's system. When they get older and get a job, they'll be stuck with me because the rent's too damn high and by the time they're 25, a plot of land might be a million bucks. 

Plus, dating in your 40s sucks.

When my parents divorced when I was 12, my father was back in the dating pool himself. I learned early on that single moms aren't the sharpest tool in the shed, especially those with multiple baby daddies. 

Case in point, this one girl I went to school with. My dad and her mother were co-workers, so we hung out a lot. As a matter of fact, she was the first girl I slowly danced with. Well, it was at the defunct Skate World in Traverse City (later Streeters and now a sad megachurch) and technically, it was a slow skate to Poison's "Something to Believe In". Sadly, in middle school, her family Moved out of state and I was stuck in a school district where virtually none of the girls liked me. Hell, I'm forever pissed that my prom date was an ugly, fat trailer cunt from Mancelona. 

Well, many years later, my dad and her mom reconnected and when I saw her for the first time in ages some years ago, I learned that the girl I slow skated with was now married with three young sons. Well, good for her. Well, she and her husband broke up and things only got worse from there. After the divorce, the kids were with their father, playing on the street when a vehicle hit the oldest child. As a result of the accident, he ended up with brain damage. 

Now, IMHO, if you have a special needs child, you should give your utmost attention to that kid. However, that girl I went to school with got into another relationship with a loser and ended up giving birth to a girl. From what I've heard, the girl's father is hardly in the picture. 

Well, I was given some horrific news recently, and it might be one of the hardest things I've ever typed in all my years as a blogger. The boy with brain damage - now 19 - was caught having sex with the girl, now three. Even more, the boy reportedly masturbates over 100 times per day. 

The girl's mother is now planning on driving hundreds of miles to pick up the three-year-old and have her live with her until the 19-year-old is put in a home. Folks, this is a huge reason why when I'm on online dating sites, as soon as I find out that you're a mother, it's a left swipe. Hell, I'd rather date an 18-year-old who's young enough to be my daughter vs. some nasty skank my age who has four kids with four different last names.

Now, it's worth saying that true, gas prices are high and so are food prices. Plus, the stock market is in bear mode. But, under Biden, unemployment is low and the GDP has risen. The problems that we have aren't all Biden's. Gas prices internationally are way higher than they are here in America. 

I applaud Biden for signing an executive order to protect women who need an abortion. However, his request for all Americans to vote Democrat in November does raise an issue, and it's the fact that not all Dems are pro-choice. Some are racist, anti-LGBTQ, and pro-gun and many are against raising taxes for the wealthy because corporations are breathing down their backs.

This is why people need to do their damn research and vote in ALL elections. Not just the general election, but primaries too. We need to vote for the most progressive Democrat in any election and not just anybody with a (D) after their name. Sadly, it bugs me to know that some Democrats like Biden and Nancy Pelosi are Catholic. Hell, they can't even take communion because the Catholic churches in America have disowned them. As a matter of fact, most of those in the Supreme Court who voted in favor of overturning Roe was Catholic. Yep! A religion that says no to aborting cells but yes to molesting children and killing Native American children in the schools that they forced them to attend. 

You know, I have long disowned my former stepfamily. Most of them are a bunch of ultra-right-leaning losers who are all self-centered and have DUIs. Not only that, but at least two of them have cheated on their spouses, including my ex-stepdad. Another cheated on his wife with a prostitute and ended up giving her chlamydia. Personally, I think part of the reason why my mother fell for my former stepfather was that his father, the family patriarch has a ton of money that was made with the family tool and died, located off of a bumpy dirt road near a shithole town in northern Michigan. Oh, yeah, most of that plant's employees are stupid white trash because they're strictly anti-union. You get what you pay for.

Today, the only member of my former stepfamily that I get along with is my ex-stepsister. She's the sole leftist in that family and often feels left out because of it. Her father was my mom's ex and her mother was a white trash drunk. When she was a teenager, she came out as bisexual. She attended a small, rural high school in northern Michigan. One day, she was holding hands with another girl and a guy walked by her and called them "dykes". She went to her principal and he told her "if you want to display this behavior, this is what happens". Being an outcast led her to horrible depression, including frequently cutting her arms.

Recently, she posted on Facebook a meme loaded with Bible verses that actually support abortion. It led to her and her asshole brother having an argument. During the spat, he told her to kill herself and to cut her arms again. 

Sadly, she attempted suicide by slamming her head on a door frame, leaving a giant gash on her left eye. I'm really hoping that she gets the help she needs.

You see, my stepsister did the right thing not long ago and got her tubes removed. The world doesn't need more kids from that shitty family. Hell, I grimace when I see my former stepbrother's son standing next to a poster that reads "Fuck Biden and fuck you for voting for him".

Sadly, the 2020 election was just another "lesser of the two evils" situation. Biden wasn't my first choice for president. The only reason why we had to remove Drumpf was that he was the most dangerous president we ever had. The crippling amount of deaths in America from COVID-19 and the amount of treason he launched on January 6th and during his lifetime as the de facto president made him beyond ineligible for a second term in the Oval Office. If he was still president in 2024, 1929 would probably be making a huge comeback.

However, a recent poll has shown that over 60% of all Democrats wouldn't mind if another Dem was given the nomination in 2024. All things considered, Joe ain't doing bad, but we need to do a helluva lot better. I wouldn't mind if Bernie Sanders ran again, but honestly, it's Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez's turn. I think it's time for an actual president who cares about those under 50 instead of the old fucks who kissed Reagan's ass so hard that it harmed us Gen-XYZers. America needs good-paying jobs, affordable colleges, universal healthcare, equal treatment for men and women, and higher taxes for the wealthy and religious groups. We need to tell the oligarchs of the world that the small guy needs to be treated better or else this world will fail. As long as another Repuke doesn't run this country, we should be all happy.

Remember, "Idiocracy" should only be a movie, not reality.