Monday, September 11, 2017

9.11.17 Bee-otch of the Day: WKLT


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Name: WKLT
Age: 35
Occupation: shitty rock station
Last Seen: Traverse City, MI
Bee-otched For: seeing their impending doom


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This morning saw a huge change in radio in northern Michigan.

After 19 years on the air at The Bear, Bob and Tom are out and have been replaced with a new morning show. A show that's quite familiar to many northern Michiganders.

And that show is Omelette and Coates.

That's right! Steve Normandan is back after sitting out for a year after being let go from KLT. According to The Bear's owners, Black Diamond Broadcasting, he and Rick Coates had to honor a no-compete in their contract with KLT which expired this past week.

Of course, there's mixed feelings about Omelette's return. On TraverseTicker.com, there are a few folks bummed that Bob and Tom are gone. However, there are a few who are happy that KLT's longest-running morning show is back on the air after a years' absence. One person said it best: local beats syndicated any day.

I know, I've been rough on Steve in the past for being a Stern clone and all, but in this situation, he's the lesser of all evils. Why? Simple: this is KLT we're talking about. A station that has been #2 in the ratings forever in the 90s due to the lack of decent competition. During that time, bands such as KoRn, Rage Against the Machine, Tool and others saw little-to-no airplay up north because of KLT's negligence. Their excuse was probably "we give the kids to The Peak" (and bear in mind that it was their sister station) and that station was loaded with fake boy bands. I wished we had Sirius and Pandora back then. Thankfully, The Bear and The Zone debuted in 1998, giving KLT much-needed competition.

From 2006 to last year, KLT had Omelette and whatever sidekick he had at the time. His show garnered huge ratings for The Rock Station and brought them back up to #2 in the ratings after being soundly defeated by Bob and Tom and The Bear. But why was Omelette let go? Simple: money.

According to some sources, Omelette and the people trying to buy KLT, Sheryl and Jerry Coyne just didn't get along, so he was let go. Since then, the old afternoon show became the morning show and even worse, the douchebag known as Tom "The Radio Dud" Devitt took over afternoons. Since then, KLT has lost major ad revenue - including losing a $50,000 client - and some ad people quit because the station just isn't the same without Omelette. KLT is indeed a sinking ship. Even worse, the Coynes are playing dirty pool.

Remember the post I made about Smitty getting fired over a segment that NEVER aired on The Bear's sister, Rock 105 and 95-5? It was Sheryl who sent that email to the station's advertisers. Allegedly, the Coynes wanted Smitty to work at KLT doing mornings, but that never came into fruition because Smitty hates KLT. Apparently, Black Diamond didn't want to fire Smitty - who had the #1 afternoon radio show among 18-34 year olds - but because of Mrs. Coyne's little prank, they were about to lose $250,000 in ad revenue.

I feel bad for the Coynes, since Jerry and I used to email each other all the time and felt that Q100 was the decent little station that could. But in the end, the Coynes overstepped their boundaries and announced that they were going to buy several radio stations they couldn't afford. Q100 was the anti-KLT and now, the Coynes are playing kiss-ass with their staff (and it turns out that Jerry and Tom Devitt are friends on Facebook). And in the process, they cost a good jock and programmer his job.

In the end, I wish nothing but good luck for Omelette and Rick. I love watching the biggest pile of white trash rock station up north explode into pieces. KLT is a station that has never evolved or brought in newer, younger listeners over the years.

And it will be that way until some new blood comes in. 
  
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Saturday, September 9, 2017

9.9.17 Weekend Mix



Linkin Park - Numb (80s Remix)
Basement Jaxx - Rendez Vu (Jesse Garcia Remix)
Four Tet - Planet
TJR - Time to Jack
Borgore - Savages
Skirillex/Poo Bear - Would You Ever (CNDN Remix)
Victor Ruiz - Voyage
Bicep - Glue
Tiga - Woke
J Squared/Malcolm Flex - We Brought the Party
Marshmello - Find Me
Snails and Spacelaces - Break It Down
Zomboy - Biterz
Dirtyphonics/Riot - Got Your Love
Avancada Vs. Darius & Finlay - Xplode (Graham Bell and Yoel Lewis Remix)
Hardwell and Moksi - Powermove
Carl Cox - Open Your Eyes
Dyro - Good Feeling
Blasterjaxx and Tom Swoon - All I Ever Wanted
Amelie Lens - In Silence
Fedde Le Grande & Dannic Vs. Coco Star - Coco's Miracle
Autoerotique & Hunter Siegal - OTF
Chris Lake featuring Dances With White Girls - Give Her Right Back
Alphaville - Forever Young (Dimmi Remix)

Thursday, September 7, 2017

9.7.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Tom Devitt


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Name: Tom Devitt
Age: 55
Occupation: stale radio personality
Last Seen: Petoskey, MI
Bee-otched For: proving how much of an egomaniacal bastard he is 


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For the past few months, we've been talking about the unfortunate dismissal of Smitty from Rock 105 and 95-5 in northern Michigan.

Smitty was the face and voice of the popular active rock station, and now, he's been reduced to being a bartender at Right Brain Brewery in Traverse City. He had the #1-rated afternoon radio show among 18-34-year-olds up north and he was let go over Tom Devitt's bullshit.

Now, Devitt has hit a new low.

If you go to WKLT's website during his 2p-7p show, they advertise him as (get ready for it...) The King of Afternoon Radio.

Really?!? The fucking King of Afternoon Radio? Says who? Obviously, not the ratings. My source tells me that KLT was second place in the ratings in the most-recent book behind WTCM-FM. So, sorry, Tom, but Mike Sinclair is the *real* King of Afternoon Radio. At least as far as we know, Mr. Sinclair wasn't fired from four radio stations, didn't troll a popular radio and TV message board to overly promote his crappy radio show, never hid under several different usernames on that message board to harass people, didn't have to deliver pizza between firings, never phoned it in because he was lazy and so on. The only thing I've noticed that Sinclair ripped off was the name "Backspin" where he plays a classic country track, and that's the name of the classic hip-hop channel on Sirius. Oh, well, nobody's perfect.

That's the problem with Tom Devitt: despite being fired, even from a crappy little station in Michigan's thumb, the assclowns at Northern Broadcast see worth in him and that's why he has two radio gigs, the other being a host on their ESPN station. Sadly, there's people who've worked with him who all agree that he was a dick and was simply lazy. This was why he ripped a lot of his show off of others and Smitty was his target. In the end, he won simply because he lied to Rock 105/95-5's sponsors. Of course, the only thing keeping him on the air is the fact that Blarney Stone Broadcasting, which owns Q100 out of Grayling is in a purchasing agreement with NBI and cannot fire anybody until they buy KLT, ESPN Up North and 94.3/92.5 The Fox outright. No papers have been filed with the FCC, so the deal is a no-go and sadly, Devitt has job security for now.

But in the meantime, Tom Devitt remains a king of this type.

 

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Wednesday, September 6, 2017

9.6.17 Bee-otch of the Day: WGRD


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Name: WGRD
Age: 55
Occupation: rock station
Last Seen: Grand Rapids, MI
Bee-otched For: throwing poop in cake batter 


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Since the demise of WKLQ in 2009, WGRD has been west Michigan's go-to station for hard rock music.

Traditionally, WGRD is an active rock station. Most AR stations focus on bands from the early 90s onward such as Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Rage Against the Machine and Volbeat. If any classic rock is played, usually it's bands that appeal to most modern rock fans such as AC/DC, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd and Motley Crue.

So the question is, why in the fucking hell is GRD now playing shitty 1970s arena rock all the sudden?

You've heard it. Over the Labor Day weekend, GRD has been sprinkling in butt rock again. This time, it's from Billy Squier, ZZ Top and probably the most-cringeworthy of all, Kansas' severely-irritating "Carry On Wayward Son".

The sad thing is that I have GRD on my radio alarm clock and I wake up at 4:30 in the morning. If I hear the first few notes of "Wayward Son" at exactly that time, I swear that I'll have a heart attack.

This isn't the first time GRD added more butt rock to their playlist; on Memorial Day weekend, they were playing some of those same bands. After the dust was settled, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin and Jimi Hendrix were all regular additions to the station.

So, why the deuce is GRD playing more classics? Is it because of WLAV still dominating them in the ratings? Is it because their owners, Townsquare, don't give two shits about how a radio station is run?

One thing is for certain, GRD now sounds worse than KLQ when the late Darren Arriens or the late Michael Grey was programming the station. If I listen to a rock station and I hear Highly Suspect into Boston, I'm changing the station. But then again, thank God my car stereo has Bluetooth so I can listen to Pandora. If I don't like it, I can skip it. Same with others switching over to Sirius, Spotify and others. Terrestrial radio is dead in this town and the fact that Townsquare, iHeartMedia and Cumulus own 90% of all the radio stations in this town is sadder than sad. Hasn't GRD learned from what killed KLQ, nor do they care? There's already two other stations in town that play the shit out of Boston, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Foreigner and Kansas. We don't need our town's active rock station to be the third.

But remember, this is terrestrial radio. They don't give a fuck.


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Tuesday, September 5, 2017

9.5.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Rosalynn Bliss


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Name: Rosalynn Bliss
Age: 42
Occupation: mayor
Last Seen: Grand Rapids, MI
Bee-otched For: running with her tail between her legs


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It's so pathetically sad when people decide to put a (D) after their name, and sometimes, they don't act like it.

In the case of Grand Rapids mayor Rosalynn Bliss, that letter needs to be a (C).

Yesterday, Bliss was at Ah Nab Awen Park in downtown Grand Rapids making a speech before the annual Labor Day walk. However, that speech was short-lived when from out of nowhere, protesters sprung out, attacking the mayor's labor record.

The protests where from the Grand Rapids Amalgamated Transit Union and its supporters, who claim that the supposed liberal mayor is anti-union. The ATU is angry that they have been working without a contract for two years while Bliss recently voted to give The Rapid's CEO a raise.

The protesters were holding signs that read "Ignorance is Bliss", "Bliss Hurts Working Families" and one that even said "Union-Busting Bliss Put Me in Jail". However, their voices are indeed strong. They marched around Bliss to the point that the police escorted her home.

Sadly, Bliss is proof that some people should NOT call themselves Democrats. Not only is Bliss anti-union, she's anti-First Amendment. In 2006, Bliss, a city commissioner at the time helped to pass the idiotic strip club ban. One club, Parkway Tropics invited her to investigate the place but denied the invitation. Rumor has long had it that the wealthy Devos family played a role in the ban since its brainchild, Judy Rose appeared in a campaign ad for Dick Devos  in 2006.

You know, I thought the Democrats were supposed to be the champions for First Amendment rights and labor. But apparently, not Rosalynn Bliss. She's all about what's best for the wealthy while the middle class sinks. Hell, why in the hell do I see a lot of panhandlers at the street corners in the city. Oh, yeah! It's because Bliss don't care. It's all about giving this town a stupid yearly festival that's nothing more than a three-week commercial for the Devoses while single guys like me are forced to drive all the way to Lansing to see naked pussy. Single women in Grand Rapids, after all, are mostly dumbasses.

I hope in 2020, not only is Drumpf dismissed from the presidency, but Bliss will be eliminated from being the mayor. One likes to grab 'em by the pussy, the other is a total cunt. 


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Thursday, August 31, 2017

8.31.17 Bee-otch of the Day: WBBL


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Name: WBBL 107.3 The Ball
Age: 23
Occupation: shitty sports station
Last Seen: Grand Rapids, MI
Bee-otched For: being a bigger embarrassment than we thought

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Let's face it: terrestrial radio is beyond worthless.

With the internet and Sirius/XM, why bother with shitty, overplayed music and commercials? Well, it's also having an effect on the pocketbooks of local radio stations here in Grand Rapids.

According to a post on the ever-so-beloved Michigan Radio and TV Buzzboard, the top five radio stations in Grand Rapids in terms of revenue didn't make all that much. B93 made $4.1 million, WOOD-FM/AM made $3.6 million (bear in mind that the station's mostly syndicated talk) while GRD and LAV raked in $3 million a piece.

But, guess what? WBBL didn't even make a million.

Yep! The home of good 'ol "Huge" Bill Simonson only billed $925,000, although according to the post's author, ESPN 96.1 billed even lower. True, Huge has friends such as the Devoses, the Loeks and the people who own the overpriced hair salon Lady Jane's, but sadly, it's proof that being an egomaniac asshole won't bring you much happiness.

The sad thing is that ALL radio is losing money. Hell, I remembered when radio stations up made that money, but not now. Part of the problem is the fact that radio simply doesn't care anymore. Hell, I'm still wondering why GRD started to lay on more classic rock instead of intensifying it. Oh, yeah! It's because of the assholes at Townsquare Media who can't program a radio station properly or keep popular personalities to save their asses. Good thing the company's up for sale.

Look, Cumulus Media closed at 39 cents a share today. Oh, did I mention that apparently, 105.3 Hot FM's billing is the WORST in Grand Rapids apparently? Maybe playing shitty vanilla pop music is not a bright idea.

Oh, well, Like Rome, they're burning and we're Nero playing the fiddle.



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Wednesday, August 30, 2017

8.30.17 Bee-otch of the Day: northern Michigan radio


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Name: northern Michigan radio
Age: various
Occupation: alleged entertainers and informers of the public
Last Seen: Traverse City, Petoskey, Cheboygan, etc.
Bee-otched For: putting profits in front of listeners

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Recently, we FINALLY got a hold of a recent Nielsen ratings book for the Traverse City/Cadillac/Petoskey radio market.

Well, most of it.

Northern Broadcast's (WKLT/The Fox/ESPN Up North) stations were exempt from the book because they don't subscribe to Nielsen. However, we've got word from a source we'll keep anonymous that KLT had some good news and bad news this past book.

The good news is that KLT is still in second place with roughly an eight share. The bad news? They lost about 1/2 their audience from last book, mostly due to the dismissal of the popular Omelette and Friends show. Then again, most radio stations up north lost some shares in part due to the internet and SiriusXM.

What might be a total embarrassment to northern Michigan radio is the fact that Rock 105/95-5 REALLY shot themselves in the foot by firing afternoon host Smitty. According to my source, he was #1 in his time slot among 18-34 year olds. And yet, he was shown the door reportedly over false bullshit made by KLT to piss off Rock 105/95-5's sponsors.

OK, let me explain again why Smitty was allegedly fired. For some time, Smitty had a beef with KLT for ripping his show off. He had a co-host, Ryan McTeague for several years. Well, KLT decided to do a duo-based afternoon show, The Afternoon Trainwreck, which eventually became the morning show. Smitty also hosted a local music show, The Asylum and KLT decided to do the same with their local music show, KLT's Garage.

Things got worse between Smitty and KLT when afternoon jock Tom "RadioStudSTD" Devitt started ripping of a segment of his called "The Box" where he played a song seldom heard on rock radio these days. Well, Dipshit decided to rip the idea off in his segment called "The Bag". Smitty was so pissed that he decided to bash him on the air and he decided to post the segment on his Soudcloud page. However, it was placed next to an internet-only segment where he played an obscene tune called "You're a Cunt". Needless to say, KLT had some fun with Smitty's segments and edited them together to send to Rock 105/95-5's parent, Black Diamond Broadcasting's advertisers. Sadly, two of BD's clients threatened to pull their spots and Smitty was canned.

Since Smitty was shown the door, Rock 105/95-5 has hired former WRIF and WCSX Detroit jock Trudi Daniels to handle middays while the previous midday guy, Jay Roberts has taken over afternoons.

Problem is, Jay Roberts doesn't do his show from northern Michigan. He's in Wisconsin and since he used to be on 93X in Minneapolis, I highly doubt if he ever visited Traverse City. Morning man Cartman is now based in Green Bay where he handles afternoons on heritage CHR WIXX as "Fife". Daniels reportedly is still in Detroit, Black Diamond's homebase. The station's sole local jock is NASCAR Steve, who only works weekends while he handles middays on sister station The Bear.

The sad thing is that both Omelette and Smitty had ratings but they're both canned. The funny thing is that there's several stations up north with lousy ratings like Z93 and Bob FM and they're still lingering on. Why?

This is why radio sucks: if you have ratings, you don't stand a chance anymore. Look at "Huge" Bill Simonson here in Grand Rapids. No ratings, yet he's still on the air because he's a kiss-ass to his advertisers. Yet, WSNX fired most of their local jocks so they can cyberjock their Detroit jocks on there for dirt cheap.

Folks, this is why terrestrial radio is losing BIGTIME. They. Just. Don't. Fucking. Care. The only thing keeping Rock 105/95-5 afloat is the fact that they play newer and harder rock than KLT. KLT, OTOH is being kept alive by its heritage, though they lost 1/2 their listeners and some of their advertisers, too because of what they did to Omelette.

Radio, fix your mess or else you'll have hell to pay.



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