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Name: The Republican Party
Age: 157
Occupation: right-winged pricks
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: not giving up
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Age: 157
Occupation: right-winged pricks
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: not giving up
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It's one year away from the presidential elections and I project that Barack Obama will be the winner.
By a loooooooonnnnnngshot.
Watching the morons who think they could win the 2012 elections is almost nothing more than watching a bad Three Stooges movie; even the worst movie of theirs with Curly Joe is way funnier than these pricks going on and on about wanting to lower taxes for the wealthy and forgetting their lines doing so. Yes, we all know about Rick Perry's blunder last week, which shows that he's just as stupid as the man he replaced as governor of Texas, George W. Bush.
Of course, we shouldn't get started on Herman Cain, who actually created a plan that would get votes unlike his fellow candidates. But in the great words of that Obama-hating preacher Rev. Manning, "HERMAN CAIN IS A MACK DADDY!" Unlike Obama, when he dresses up in a nice jacket and hat, he *actually* looks like the mackiest of all pimp daddies. Plus, as evidenced by Perry's blunder, even he can't comprehend what's going on, especially knowing Obama's stance on Libya.
Which now leaves the Republican Party with Mitt Romney, who has no chance in hell that he'll be president. Why? Because he's a Mormon. OOOOOOOHHHH! But that dang 'ol Obama's a flippin' Muslim! Prove it. Yep, just more hate from the right.
Even though the election's still a year away, I'm already seeing attack ads. The big one right now is from Americans For Prosperity, WHICH IS FUNDED BY THE KOCH BROTHERS, which slams the president because taxpayers were forced to foot the bill for ill-fated Solyndra. I wouldn't doubt if that company bombed only because Koch is a $100 billion per year company and they'll fight tooth and nail to make sure that more pollution is pumped into the air instead of people driving around in cars that uses the sun's rays for fuel instead of fossil fuels. I think we're still ready to have solar power for things other than calculators, don't you?
I know. We're still living under the aegis of George W. Bush's mistakes. The current batch of dolts running for president just don't have a plan in order that can blow Obama away. Even with a 9% unemployment rate and many Americans trying to guard themselves from foreclosure and/or bankruptcy, I think the real truth is that the 2012 election will echo the 1996 election between Bill Clinton and Bob Dole. Voter turnout will be low, only because most of us don't like our choices. However, many might not be happy with Obama now, but remember, the same happened with Clinton in 1996. The end result? Clinton left office with a surplus that was only squandered away by Dubya.
Just a thought.
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By a loooooooonnnnnngshot.
Watching the morons who think they could win the 2012 elections is almost nothing more than watching a bad Three Stooges movie; even the worst movie of theirs with Curly Joe is way funnier than these pricks going on and on about wanting to lower taxes for the wealthy and forgetting their lines doing so. Yes, we all know about Rick Perry's blunder last week, which shows that he's just as stupid as the man he replaced as governor of Texas, George W. Bush.
Of course, we shouldn't get started on Herman Cain, who actually created a plan that would get votes unlike his fellow candidates. But in the great words of that Obama-hating preacher Rev. Manning, "HERMAN CAIN IS A MACK DADDY!" Unlike Obama, when he dresses up in a nice jacket and hat, he *actually* looks like the mackiest of all pimp daddies. Plus, as evidenced by Perry's blunder, even he can't comprehend what's going on, especially knowing Obama's stance on Libya.
Which now leaves the Republican Party with Mitt Romney, who has no chance in hell that he'll be president. Why? Because he's a Mormon. OOOOOOOHHHH! But that dang 'ol Obama's a flippin' Muslim! Prove it. Yep, just more hate from the right.
Even though the election's still a year away, I'm already seeing attack ads. The big one right now is from Americans For Prosperity, WHICH IS FUNDED BY THE KOCH BROTHERS, which slams the president because taxpayers were forced to foot the bill for ill-fated Solyndra. I wouldn't doubt if that company bombed only because Koch is a $100 billion per year company and they'll fight tooth and nail to make sure that more pollution is pumped into the air instead of people driving around in cars that uses the sun's rays for fuel instead of fossil fuels. I think we're still ready to have solar power for things other than calculators, don't you?
I know. We're still living under the aegis of George W. Bush's mistakes. The current batch of dolts running for president just don't have a plan in order that can blow Obama away. Even with a 9% unemployment rate and many Americans trying to guard themselves from foreclosure and/or bankruptcy, I think the real truth is that the 2012 election will echo the 1996 election between Bill Clinton and Bob Dole. Voter turnout will be low, only because most of us don't like our choices. However, many might not be happy with Obama now, but remember, the same happened with Clinton in 1996. The end result? Clinton left office with a surplus that was only squandered away by Dubya.
Just a thought.
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