Wednesday, February 20, 2019

2.20.19 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 72
Occupation: cheese doodle
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: getting fenced in

Drumpf is learning a lesson: he's not above the law.

Last week, he declared a state of emergency to build his pet wall. But now, 17 attorneys general are telling him that he's just simply not above the law. 

One of those AGs is my state's, Michigan's Dana Nessel. She has declared Drumpf's state of emergency unconstitutional, plus the fact that it's her job to help protect us Michiganders from foolish bullshit created by the president. 

The thing is, is that many border towns have walls and those south of the border will always find a way over. There's crime everywhere north of the border and yet the Orange Shitgibbon will make excuses to get the wall built. There's other national emergencies out there, like 44 million Americans without health insurance, millions with a shit ton of college debt and so on.

The good news in all this is that Bernie Sanders is running for president again! I hope to God that the DNC doesn't fuck him over again like the last time. This country needs to reverse the bullshit Drumpf created. Tax the rich 90%, not close to nothing or nothing at all! Hell, I'd love to see AOC as his Veep, though she's not old enough. Let's build up the middle class, not walls!

Democrats, get your heads out of your asses!

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