Thursday, April 28, 2011

4.28.11 Bee-otch of the Day: the birthers

Name: the birthers
Ages: various
Occupations: various
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: having no room to talk


Donald Trump, Victoria Jackson and the rest, you're all fired.

It's official: on Wednesday, the Obama administration released the president's long-form birth certificate in hopes of ending all the talk regarding rumors spread by people who all believe that he wasn't born in America. It's further proof that those people, the "birthers" are nothing more than KKK types who are all living that lie that he was born in Kenya - his late father's birth country - and not the good 'ol U.S. of A.

In order to be U.S. president, one of the qualifications is that you must be a U.S. citizen, born on U.S. soil. There was a similar controversy regarding Obama's opponent in the 2008 election, John McCain, who was born in the Panama Canal. I would imagine that there would be Democratic "birthers" in this situation, too, but McCain - believe it or not - is legal since technically, that area of Panama was considered U.S. at that time.
Ya know folks, the birthers, the Tea Partiers and Republicans have no room to talk. Obama's not a Muslim, he's not a socialist and guess what? HE'S AN AMERICAN! So SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I know, I know, today, the Rushes, Hannitys and Becks will cry Photoshop, WHO CARES? All these jerks do nothing but persuade us Americans that the rich don't need to be taxed and that if you lose your job, fuck you. Hell, I'll imagine that Donald Trump's hairpiece will talk to him in his sleep tonight some spun shit that won't make sense. Jerry Springer is right. Trump is like that punk-ass kid in the back of the classroom who taunts people and nothing gets done.

In the end, the whole world needs to shut up. Obama's an American, and guess what? More Americans like him more than Trump. Prepare for a second term.

Thanks, but there's other things to talk about. Say, did you know that gas is now over $4 per gallon? 


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