Tuesday, November 24, 2020

11.24.20 Bee-otch of the Day: Kelly Stafford

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Name: Kelly Stafford
Age: 31
Occupation: Karen
Last Seen: Detroit, MI
Bee-otched For: blaming her problems on Whitmer




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Some people should not have the right to talk.

And one of those people is Kelly Stafford.

Stafford is the wife of Matthew Stafford, the quarterback for the lowly Detroit Lions. Last week, Mrs. Stafford - who has probably never had a real job in her fucking life - decided to use the power of social media to attack Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer for her strong stance on combating COVID-19.

Last week, Stafford stated that she's "over living in a dictatorship" in regard to Whitmer's edict to protecting Michiganders from COVID-19. She also posted that "we only live once" and that Whitmer is hurting small businesses with her orders. 

Since making the post, Mrs. Stafford apologized after many started taking to their social media and attacked her for not understanding on what COVID-19 does to people. Stafford wrote that a friend of her is losing her business because of COVID and felt that Whitmer's laws were hurting her the most.

And this is from a Karen whose husband makes $27 million per year and can't win for shit. Case in point: their 20-0 abortion on Sunday against the Panthers. 

The pathetic truth is that the Lions and Matt Stafford are both just as fucking bad is Stafford's fucking ho of a wife, who doesn't have to work. Folks, I work in a place where one of my co-workers - albeit not close - got COVID. I still got tested as a precaution and thankfully, I was negative. Stafford doesn't have to work, either, but that $27 million to play shitty football means so much to him. 

I'll be honest. If the Ford family cared two shits about their fans, they would have never fired Jim Caldwell - their winningest coach in decades - for the shitty Patricia Matthew. Plus, to me, Stafford is one of the most-overrated QBs in football. I remembered when William Clay Ford (and WHY they still have "WCF" on their jerseys is beyond me) owned the Lions, he made headlines when he hired Steve Mariucci as head coach WITHOUT interviewing minorities first (of course, Mooch only went 15-28 as the Lions' coach). Maybe if worse comes to worse with the Lions, they oughta fire Stafford and get Colin Kaepernick in as QB. 

And surprise! Mrs. Stafford even attacked Kaepernick, too

Look, I agree, I'm tired of COVID-19. I miss going to concerts. I miss eating fresh food at a restaurant. I miss going to the movies. I miss traveling. Hell, I miss not wearing a mask. But, anything to help fight this horrible virus. 

Sunday, I was listening to Southpaws and host Darren Gibson pleaded to listeners to support the Big Boy in Grandville. With the new mandates, that location is facing closure and their owner is a longtime supporter of the program. I hope to go there in the near future and support someone who actually cares about progressive talk radio, which there is a huge lack of here in west Michigan now that WPRR has flipped to urban AC. 

Kelly Stafford has millions in her pocket. I totally agree that if she's concerned about her friend with the failing business, she needs to support her. It's like any business. Look at Mad Magazine: when it was announced that they were ceasing publication (which they haven't officially yet), artist Tom Richmond - who was let go from the magazine - told his fans on social media that he knew what was killing the magazine. The answer? People who go "I'm sorry the magazine's going away, I haven't bought an issue for years". Yes, they're a fan, but they don't want to pay to keep a roof over Mr. Richmond's head. 

Same with Playboy; their circulation's been sagging like one of their Playmates of the Month from 40 years ago. Even they've made foolish mistakes over the years, such as allowing pictorials from celebrities that only want to show sideboob and going nude-free a few years ago. Now, they're digital only, competing with free porn sites that show more, as opposed to people paying for other people to look at a girl totally naked.

At the end of the day, people need to know where their priorities are. If you put money over health, you're an asshole, plain and simple. Kelly Stafford doesn't have to work, but I do. So, she needs to shut up and realize that she's human like the rest of us.

Maybe the brain cancer she had made her into the fucking retard she is now.


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