Thursday, March 30, 2017

3.30.17 Bee-otch of the Day: The Republican Party

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Name: The Republican Party
Age: 163
Occupation: right-winged turds
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: proving that they're anti-women

For years, the Democrats claimed that the letters "GOP" stood for "Get Old People" since they want to eliminate Social Security.

Now, if you're a woman, it stands for "Grabbing Our Pussies".

Today, the Senate voted 51-50 to allow states to cut funding to organizations that perform abortions, namely Planned Parenthood. Two female Republican senators, Maine’s Susan Collins and Alaska’s Lisa Murkowski voted with the Democrats against the bill. The final vote was 50-50 and vice president Mike Pence made the deciding vote.

The bill is now headed to Drumpf, who is expected to sign it.

Some believe that the bill was created over a doctored video showing a Planned Parenthood employee claiming that the organization sells aborted fetuses. The makers of the video were all imprisoned for defaming the organization.

Right now, eleven states have similar laws that curb funding for PP and similar organizations.

Today, Democrats all claimed that the bill was yet another GOP attack on women. There is already a federal ban on abortion funding unless it's an emergency.

You know, I'm tired of the GOP's logic when it comes to abortion and women's rights. Yesterday, I talked about how Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch - an enemy against abortion - ruled in favor of a trucking company who fired a trucker for abandoning his freight. He was in a semi that had no heat and it was -14 degrees outside and he almost literally froze to death. The GOP also will do everything to fight anti-gun laws, yet it's easier to get a gun than mental health care. For the Repukes, it's all about the fetus, but once you're outside the womb, fuck you.

I REALLY can't wait till 2018. Time to kick the assholes out.


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