Monday, March 6, 2017

3.6.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 70
Occupation: old rich dude
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: proving that he doesn't belong in the White House

Instead of solving the world's problems, Drumpf is giving the writers of SNL ideas left and right.

Last week, the de facto president told the press that former President Obama had wiretapped Trump Tower. However, Drumpf has no evidence this happened. This coming from the man that claimed that most of Hillary Clinton's voters were all illegal immigrants. Apparently, right-winged radio jerkoff Mark Levin started the rumor and Breitbart blew it into proportion.

When I heard this news, I shook my head. But then again, he's a Republican. If there's anything that Repukes are known for, it's for having the "if one type of person or thing is bad, they're all bad" mentality. Look at 9/11: they all thought that all Muslims are bad and they wanted all of them to get booted out of America. When I lived up north as a teen, all the older people hated the younger people. It was one reason why I moved to Grand Rapids 15 years ago.

The thing is, Drumpf is making up stuff simply because, well, he's an idiot and incompetent to run our country. What's sad is the fact that even though Hillary lead by three million votes, we got Drumpf instead. But don't look at me, I've never voted Republican in my life.

Instead of being in the White House, Drumpf needs to be in a mental hospital.

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