Thursday, April 13, 2017

4.13.17 Bee-otch of the Day: The Republican Party

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Name: The Republican Party
Age: 163
Occupation: right-winged pricks
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: everything


Now, don't think that we're done bashing Drumpf and his minions quite yet.

Yes, I've been slacking somewhat in terms of giving him BOTD, but he and his buddies deserve it. Of course, there's the fact that they used the "nuclear option" to get corporate ass-kissing, anti-abortion judge Neil Gorsuch into the Supreme Court. The Repukes didn't want President Obama to have his choice when Antonin Scalia passed away last year, and with Drumpf bullying his way into the presidency, plus the fact that Repukes make up all three branches of the government, well, there you go.

As I'm typing this, Drumpf signed another law that allows states to withdraw funding to Planned Parenthood and other pro-abortion groups. Yet, he's wasting our tax bucks on the military and dropping bombs on Syria and threatening North Korea. It's nice that he's being tough on Isis, but you know, our people need health care and good jobs. As the old saying goes, this is why we can't have nice things.

Of course, there's Alabama governor Robert Bentley, who resigned from his position this week to avoid impeachment proceedings. There had been probable cause that he violated ethics and campaign finance laws, plus allegations that he had extramarital relations with an advisor.

Yes, this is the Republican party, folks. Fuck healthcare and feeding your family, but it's A-OK to bomb other nations. I hope I don't ever vote for these people, ever. All I can say is next year, I hope there's a revolution. The removal of Drumpf from the White House will begin.

Then, we can have nice things. I hope the Dems won't play dirty pool to get it.


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