Tuesday, April 25, 2017

4.25.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 70
Occupation: rich old man
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: inviting The Three Stooges to the White House


Last week, this sound was being heard all throughout the White House.

That's right! Drumpf invited Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock to come over to his new mansion in Washington, DC that he doesn't even deserve. Several photos were shot of the three with the de facto president of the United States. We've all seen this one with the president seated while the three and their spouses, but there's also the one that shows the three in front of a painting of the person who is more deserving of the Oval Office, Hillary Clinton. The pictures have undoubtedly created a ton of blacklash against the celebrities.

Of course, Drumpf inviting the three Repuke asskissers into the Oval Office was a pure joke. Look at Drumpf and Ted Nugent. The two did their damndest to not go to Vietnam. Hell, Nugent shat his pants! Yet, the two are pro-war and we're dropping bombs to further stir the shit Dubya started 16 years ago. Oh, remember Nuge's "I either will be dead or in jail" comment regarding wanting to kill President Obama? Yet, this prick is still a free man, visiting a douchebag who is his president, but not mine. Let's not even start on the fact that in his 30s, he dated a 16-year-old. Yep! Drumpf has a soft spot for pedophiles.

And there's Kid Rock, who in his song "Cowboy" rapped that he's "ain't straight outta Compton I'm straight out the trailer", yet his father was a wealthy car dealer. He grew up on a farm with an orchard and horses, ferchissakes! This prick basically spat on his home state of Michigan when he endorsed Mitt "I'm gonna shut Detroit down" Romney for president in 2012. It's funny that he claims to be pro-'Murica and has his own grill factory, yet if Romney became president, the economic turnaround of America would have been stifled. Yes, Mr. Rock has definitely jumped a huge shark by going Repuke and turning into a shitty country musician.

And don't get me started on Sarah Palin.

Ya know, anybody who kisses Drumpf's ass is somebody who loves losing healthcare, jobs and the fact that Drumpf is proposing cutting the wealthy's tax rate from 35% to 15%. That means that we're getting prepped for yet another lame-o recession.

Maybe when their yokel fans lose their jobs and homes, Kid Rock and Ted Nugent's record sales will plummet.

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