Monday, April 24, 2017

4.24.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Bill O'Reilly

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Name: Bill O'Reilly
Age: 67
Occupation: none
Last Seen: New York City
Bee-otched For: having the door hit him on the ass


It's official: Billo the Clown has had his last last spin.

The host of the long-running O'Reilly Factor was fired from Fox News Channel last week because of allegations that he paid $13 million to five women to hide sexual harassment claims. After the claims were made public, dozens of advertisers pulled their commercials from the network despite O'Reilly's huge ratings.

Prior to his canning last week, The O'Reilly Factor was pulling in four million viewers daily, making it cable TV's most-popular news program. O'Reilly walked away from FNC with a contractual $25 million.

Meanwhile, there were claims made earlier today that fellow FNC host Sean Hannity sexually harassed Fox News contributor Debbie Schlussel. However, she is now denying the claims. Hannity is one of FNC's last-remaining original shows, though in recent years the program was demoted to a 10 p.m. timeslot due to struggling ratings.

With Drumpf's approval ratings at rock bottom, it's a sign that conservatism in America is dead and gone. Thankfully, the world now has one less asskisser to Drumpf on TV. In its spot, FNC is still airing the show, but it's simply "The Factor". Of course, the network also plans to shift the schedule and some think that as-is, The Factor will be history.

Already, there's many FNC anchors pining for O'Reilly's old timeslot.

Of course, there's no word on where Billy Boy will end up, or if he'll start up another reich-wing channel like Glenn Beck's failing The Blaze. Personally, if O'Reilly pulls a Richard Simmons and disappears from view forever, score one for him. The world is better off without him.

The biggest mistake FNC made when firing Billo was that they didn't do it live.


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