Thursday, May 24, 2018

5.24.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump


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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 71
Occupation: asshole
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: taking a knee to America


Well, it's official: if you're a football player and don't stand for an old drinking song that talks about slavery before your game, you will be fined.

The National Football League and commissioner Roger Goodell announced the new policy Wednesday in response to football players who either sit or take a knee during the National Anthem. The trend started with former San Francisco 49er Colin Kaepernick, who started sitting and kneeling in response to the police brutality against African Americans. Other NFL players followed Kaepernick as a result.

The protests have indeed angered some of the NFL's most-conservative fans and it has had an effect on ratings, in which they were down 10% last year than the year before.

At least one person's happy with the new NFL rules: Drumpf.

During Thursday's Fox and Friends, the de facto president told the assholes who host the show that he's happy that the NFL made the decision. He also said that those who don't stand for the anthem "shouldn't be in the country".

When I was a kid, there was a girl I went to school with who was a Jehovah's Witness. When we stood for the Pledge of Allegiance, she didn't stand. So, if there are NFL players who are JWs, does that mean they need to stand, too?

Of course, there's a reason why Drumpf is a friend of the NFL's, and it's due to the fact that he's friends with Robert Kraft, the owner of the New England Patriots. I remembered watching him in the skybox at a game and the wind was ROYALLY fucking up his hair!

There is some good news in all this: one NFL owner, Chris Johnson of the New York Jets announced that if any of his players get fined, he will personally pay their fees. (Johnson, BTW is an heir to the Johnson and Johnson family, so he has some cash.)

While Drumpf is trashing football players, he has decided not to go to the North Korea summit. Figures. The dude probably wants to drop missiles on that nation and even go to war. But what else is new?

Remember, this is Drumpf we're talking about.



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