Thursday, June 7, 2018

6.7.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Rudy Giuliani

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Name: Rudy Giuliani
Age: 74
Occupation: ex-New York City mayor
Last Seen: Tel Aviv
Bee-otched For: being a hypocritical asshole


It's a sad shame that after 9/11, he was the most-respected mayor in America. But guess what? People do a damn good job letting others down.

Rudy Giuliani is now Drumpf's lawyer and is trying to put the smack down on Stormy Daniels, the porn star who had an affair with the future de facto president in 2006. During an event in Tel Aviv yesterday, Rudy told the crowd that he has no respect for porn stars. This coming from a man who just got divorced from his third wife, once married his second cousin and was estranged from his first two wives while married. Yet, he was the asshole who "cleaned up" New York City by enforcing extremely tough laws on adult businesses.

It's hysterical that he's doing everything to protect Drumpf's image, but he's proven that he's just as hypocritical as the head asshole in charge himself. Even Stormy's lawyer, Michael Avenetti called Rudy a "misogynist" and reminded us all on Twitter that Stormy passed a lie detector test, proving that she had an affair with Drumpf when he was first married to Melania. Even Secretary of State Mike Pompeo told correspondents at a press conference that Rudy doesn't speak for Drumpf.

The more people like Rudy Giuliani speak, the worse things get for Drumpf. But that's OK. Most Americans are tired of their antics and they want it to stop. When a porn star with big, fake tits has more respect in America than the president, it says a lot. Just think, only five more months and the truth will come out. It's time for Drumpf to pay the price.

Drumpf: the man whose people and their bullshit writes their own punchline.


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