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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 72
Occupation: presidunce
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: crying over Google
Age: 72
Occupation: presidunce
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: crying over Google
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Awwww.... Is the widdle pwesident cwyyying? Is that nasty wasty 'ol Google making him cwy? Whaaaaaaa!
Baby Drumpfy was upset this week, bitching that Google is biased against him because usually, when you type his name in their search engine, the first response is, well, not good news.
As of this typing, the first news in Drumpfland is "Graham says Trump called him after McCain tribute speech on Senate floor" from CNN. Hmmmm. Is it because Drumpf and McCain hated each other? There's "Trump says White House counsel Donald McGahn will leave his job in the fall" from The Washington Post. Not all that negative, but OK. There's "Trump heightens attacks against CNN, Watergate reporter Carl Bernstein over Trump Tower story" from The Hill. OK. That's negative because, well, this is Drumpf we're talking about here.
The reason why the media's tough on Drumpf is because, well, he is a negative creep. He's thisclose to impeachment and deserves it. Google has forever maintained that they are unbiased in their searches.
You see, Drumpf needs to know that there's such a thing as the First Amendment. You know, Freedom of the Press, Self-expression, etc.? Those are important rights. When one writes about somebody and it's negative because they're the negative one, that person needs to change, period. The sad thing is that I've written about a few folks in the past who were assholes and they handed me cease and desist orders because they think their shit doesn't stink. Oddly enough, two of those people were from Traverse City. One was the brother of an asshole who killed an innocent 16-year-old girl and another left the city with a 30-foot hole in the ground downtown for a decade.
The point is, if you fuck up, the media will be there and willing to kick your ass. True, Fox News Channel kisses Drumpf's ass because they are biased. Even though I think most news outlets are run to please corporate America, the truth is that they are negative to Drumpf for one thing: ratings. Most of the world hates him and as long as he fucks up the country, well, Google will be sure to post the negative things about him first.
Because after all, name one GOOD thing Drumpf has done in office since he took over.
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Awwww.... Is the widdle pwesident cwyyying? Is that nasty wasty 'ol Google making him cwy? Whaaaaaaa!
Baby Drumpfy was upset this week, bitching that Google is biased against him because usually, when you type his name in their search engine, the first response is, well, not good news.
As of this typing, the first news in Drumpfland is "Graham says Trump called him after McCain tribute speech on Senate floor" from CNN. Hmmmm. Is it because Drumpf and McCain hated each other? There's "Trump says White House counsel Donald McGahn will leave his job in the fall" from The Washington Post. Not all that negative, but OK. There's "Trump heightens attacks against CNN, Watergate reporter Carl Bernstein over Trump Tower story" from The Hill. OK. That's negative because, well, this is Drumpf we're talking about here.
The reason why the media's tough on Drumpf is because, well, he is a negative creep. He's thisclose to impeachment and deserves it. Google has forever maintained that they are unbiased in their searches.
You see, Drumpf needs to know that there's such a thing as the First Amendment. You know, Freedom of the Press, Self-expression, etc.? Those are important rights. When one writes about somebody and it's negative because they're the negative one, that person needs to change, period. The sad thing is that I've written about a few folks in the past who were assholes and they handed me cease and desist orders because they think their shit doesn't stink. Oddly enough, two of those people were from Traverse City. One was the brother of an asshole who killed an innocent 16-year-old girl and another left the city with a 30-foot hole in the ground downtown for a decade.
The point is, if you fuck up, the media will be there and willing to kick your ass. True, Fox News Channel kisses Drumpf's ass because they are biased. Even though I think most news outlets are run to please corporate America, the truth is that they are negative to Drumpf for one thing: ratings. Most of the world hates him and as long as he fucks up the country, well, Google will be sure to post the negative things about him first.
Because after all, name one GOOD thing Drumpf has done in office since he took over.
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