8.27.19 Bee-otch of the Day: David Koch

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Name: David Koch
Age: was 79
Occupation: wealthy asshole
Last Seen: hell
Bee-otched For: being alive
 

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Even with the Amazon burning, the world is a greener place now that David Koch has officially kicked the bucket.

The environment-destroying, union-busting, middle class-shaming billionaire died at his home in Southampton, NY from prostate cancer on Friday at age 79. The vice president of Koch Industries, David (right) - along with brother Charles (left) - donated hundreds of millions of dollars to fight against politicians and movements that are anti-pollution. Koch helped spearheaded the Tea Party movement and brainwashed millions into thinking that all Democrats wanted to do was give tax dollars to poor black people.

The reality is, is that "Taxed Enough Already" applies to the wealthy and not the middle class.

David's father, Fred was a notorious asskisser to Hitler. He also helped to transform Kansas into a Right to Work state in the 1950s, which helped make them one of the poorest states in America. Plus, Fred was one of the co-founders of the John Birch Society, one of the most-right-winged advocacy groups in America.

Fred died in 1967 and David became the head of Koch Industries. In 1980, Koch ran for vice president of the United States, wanting to eliminate Social Security, the minimum wage and corporate taxes, among many things. Yes, this prick was definitely to the right of Reagan.

Granted, he *did* have his leftist views. Supposedly, he was pro-choice, pro-LGBT and was against the war on drugs. But his views on the middle class and the fact that he was worth $48 billion made him a total asshole.

When news of Koch's death was announced Friday, it seemed that everybody on social media was crying good riddance. Well, almost. On the Facebook page of CBS affiliate WWTV 9&10 in northern Michigan, some of their posters commented that people should be ashamed of themselves for bashing him. Oh, really?!? This is a prick who polluted the planet and thumbed his nose at hard-working Americans. It's sad that ANYBODY would want to defend his disgusting politics. But then again, this is northern Michigan, a small slice of America filled with people who moved out of Detroit to get away from black folks. Hell, if this was 1945 and we had Facebook back then, some of these assclowns would be calling shame on those who were happy that Hitler died.

David Koch was an evil monster, plain and simple. His life should not be celebrated. I'll betcha that Koch is one big reason why the media has not talked about the Amazon fires until just last week. They help fund the news, so there you go.

Now, it's time for Charles to be reunited with him.

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