Name: Donald Trump
Age: 72
Occupation: the tanning salon's best friend
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: being the most-hypocritical president ever
-Age: 72
Occupation: the tanning salon's best friend
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: being the most-hypocritical president ever
Once upon a time, there was a popular comic strip called The Far Side, drawn by Gary Larson.
In one of the strips, there's a cow grilling hamburger while a group of cows grimaced at him.
And that, my friends, is the moral of Drumpf's presidency.
In a speech yesterday, he proclaimed that hate and white supremacy have no place in our society.
In the great words of Darren Gibson on Southpaws, "oh, really?!?" (insert the sound effect he plays of a cow mooing, preceded with the sound of somebody pooping)
This coming from an asshole who just a few weeks ago told several people in Congress to go back to where they came from.
The more I see Drumpf, the more I hope the 17 months he has left in office can end sooner. The fact that we have Mexican children living in squalor in his jails, plus the fact that he wants his wall to be built ASAP only shows that he TRULY doesn't care about anybody but himself and his wealthy buddies. Same with everyone else in the Republican Party.
I fear for this country, folks. Remember, we had Sandy Hook, Las Vegas, Orlando, Parkland and now El Paso and Dayton. Our government won't do a damn thing about gun control. Yet, when Janet Jackson showed off her pierced nipple on live TV, the government jumped into action.
After all in the Republicans' mind, guns don't kill people, nipples do.
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