Thursday, September 26, 2013

9.26.13 Bee-otch of the Day: Ted Cruz

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Name: Ted Cruz
Age: 42
Occupation: Texas senator
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: boring people to tears



Texas senator Ted Cruz told his given out a long, boring filibuster on Capital Hill that lasted a whopping 21 hours and 19 minutes. During the long speech, the Canadian born to a Cuban father talked about Dr. Seuss, Duck Dynasty and even told his followers that he enjoys White Castle hamburgers.

The reason for the filibuster is because like most other teabagger Republicans, Cruz is upset that The Affordable Healthcare Act will go into effect next week, and he wants to gut it.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid even said this on Twitter: "With all due respect to Sen. Cruz, I’m not sure we learned anything new. It’s been interesting, but it’s also been a big waste of time." Ummm, yeah!

Folks, I can't wait until next year when we can vote these cocksuckers out of office. Obamacare will help millions of Americans, not hurt. There's a reason why we vote, and it's to protect us, but in the past 40 years or so, it's all about the fat cats that line their pockets.

But what do you expect from a man whose family was in the oil business?

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