Wednesday, January 18, 2017

1.18.17 Bee-otches of the Day: The Democratic Party

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Name: The Democratic Party
Age: 189
Occupation: supposed left wing of the US
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: not giving the nod to Bernie

Yesterday on Capitol Hill, the Democrats brought their barbecue grills during Betsy Devos' conformation hearing.

Bernie Sanders' grill, however, was much hotter.

He asked Devos about her financial support of the Republican Party and she balked by saying "I don't know".  He also commented that our government is now becoming a oligarchy, especially since Devos is part of not one, but TWO billionaire families (her parents, Edgar and Elsa Prince were industrialists). She also made it sound like she was not supportive of free college education ("because somebody's gonna have to pay for it" LIKE BILLIONAIRES LIKE HER). She also tried to dodge many questions the Vermont senator and former presidential candidate threw at her.


You know, I voted for Bernie in the Michigan primary (WHICH HE WON, BTW) and yet it was Debbie Wasserman Schultz and her band of thugs that forced the superdelegates to get Hillary Clinton and her scandals as the Democratic nominee instead. That left a lot of undecided voters all pissed and voting for somebody else.

Now, tomorrow will be the final full day we'll have a Democrat in the White House for four years. We're going to get stuck with a man with zero integrity and will make our country live in fear. Do you like your healthcare? Kiss it goodbye! Plus, us 99 percenters will be forced to lick billionaire asses for this time, all because of 63 million rural retard yokels who all think that Hillary's the antichrist while their thoughts of Donald are "HEY! HE'S THAT APPRENTICE GUY FROM THE TV! HYUK! HYUK!" That being opposed to the 65 million voters who have all realized that Drumpf is in it for the money and to help billionaires screw over the 99% even worse than Bush II did.

In the end, money won. Trump's worth is $3.7 billion, the Clintons are worth $121 million but Bernie's only worth $571,000. Sorry, but I would rather have somebody only worth about 20 times than me as my president versus 150,000 times. Hell, I don't want a Devos running ANY office in my government. Betsy never taught a class nor did she ever allow her children to go to a public school. In her opening statement, she stated that her mother was a teacher and was her biggest inspiration. Folks, my cousin's mother (my aunt) was a schoolteacher and so was her mother (my grandmother) and her mother (my great-grandmother). My poor cousin, however, is NOT a schoolteacher; she's a bartender. Yet, I think she's a far-better choice for Education Secretary than Devos.

We all wished this never happened but it did. In the great words of that old lady in "Fahrenheit 9/11": "We were duped."


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