Wednesday, July 26, 2017

7.26.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 71
Occupation: de facto president
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: getting another blow for wanting to get rid of Obamacare
Drumpf, you can stop celebrating now.

The billionaire was kicked in the proverbial nuts today when his latest Obamacare repeal only bill was rejected by the senate, 45-55. Among the Republicans who rejected the bill included Shelley Moore Capito, Susan Collins, Dean Heller, Lisa Murkowski, Rob Portman, Lamar Alexander and cancer-stricken John McCain. Drumpf was even nice enough to attack Murkowski on his Twitter page.

Experts believe that Trumpcare would deny healthcare for 32 million Americans. In the meantime, the Repukes will work to create a repeal and replace bill that will likely get bombed so many times that they will have no choice but to abort the bill. 2018 is around the corner, and with Drumpf's unpopularity rising, chances are that this country will be seeing blue again soon.

In the meantime, Drumpf announced today that he is now banning transgender people from serving in the military. Many are protesting his decision, needless to say. As somebody who knows some trans folks, I am indeed appalled. What makes them different than those who have stayed their sex all their lives? Even Caitlyn Jenner, who happens to be a Republican trashed Drumpf on her Twitter.

The point is, the more Drumpf opens his mouth or makes a Tweet, the more his foot enters that orifice. Since becoming president, many members of his cabinet have quit with Sean Spicer as his recent example and Jeff Sessions being on the firing line. And the sad thing is, Drumpf's only been president for six months.

Please, somebody, shove his phone up his ass sideways.

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