Wednesday, March 23, 2011

3.23.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Victoria Jackson


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Name: Victoria Jackson
Age: 51
Occupation: SNL has-been
Last Seen: Florida
Bee-otched For: turning into a royal bitch
  
       

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In its 36 years on the air, Saturday Night Live has produced many, many stars. But, it has also given us a has-been here and there.

And sadly, Victoria Jackson is no exception.

During her 1986-1992 tenure on SNL, Jackson was the ditzy sex symbol known for her acting like the typical blonde airhead. She was even probably the sole SNL-er to do a nude scene in a movie (correct me if I'm wrong), baring her ass (and some vaginal overhang) in the 1988 flick Casual Sex?  

But as soon as she left the show, her career, well, died. She did some small roles on TV shows, but that was it. She gained a lot of weight and appeared on the showCelebrity Fit Club. However, she became a born-again Christian, and her love of politics grew to the point of pure absurdity. To add some nasty, past-its-expiration date frosting to the moldy cake, she's made multiple appearances on The 700 Club .

In the past several years, Jackson has been drinking the Tea Party Kool-Aid. She's a very vocal critic of President Obama, even to the point that she claims that he was born in Kenya. This from a woman who didn't even vote until she was 41 and probably gets most of her viewpoints from Fox News Channel and Rush Limbaugh. She was even nice enough to blast fellow SNL cast member and Minnesota Senator Al Franken for his liberal views.

But now, Jackson is making some idiotic views on gays. On her blog, she talked about how disgusted she was over the Fox show Glee for showing two men kissing each other. She mentioned that The Bible was her sole authority on her position and that "secular humanism" is the reason why there's a "decline in morality" that led to what happened on the popular Fox show.


Ya know, Victoria's nothing more than a media whore whose career died the second she left SNL. True, I'll agree with her on the fact that Glee sucks, but it does because of its shitty remakes of decent songs using a fake high school choir. Another SNL-er that most people don't hear from these days, Laraine Newman is a far-better blogger than Jackson is.  

Sorry, but Victoria Jackson's nothing more than an embarrassment to all of human nature. She can take her tea party bullshit and shove it so far up her fat ass that not even a trip to the Love Toilet could save her.
May Toonces the Driving Cat drive her over the edge of a cliff.

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