Tuesday, May 17, 2011

5.17.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

Name: Donald Trump
Age: 64
Occupation: rich guy
Last Seen: New York City
Bee-otched For: being a quitter


From the "Gee, Chuck, Why Didn't You Give This Asshole the Bee-otch of the Day Sooner?" files...
Well, now, you get your wish.

And it's one day after he finally announced that he's NOT running for president in 2012. Trump had been hinting that he had been wanting to run for months and even playing hardball with President Obama, especially over his birth certificate.

But let's face it, it's no secret that Trump would have been a shitty president. He's pro-life, against same-sex marriage, he wants to get rid of "Obamacare" and anti-gun control. Plus, he's just not down to earth. He's worth almost $3 billion and was born into an already wealthy family.

Oh, and let's not forget, he gets to fuck any fine Russian pussy he lays his eye on.

I remember some years ago, Trump was talking about the 2004 election and that even though he's supported Democrats in the past, he supported Bush because of his tax cuts. Just imagine if Trump WAS our president: everything Obama worked hard for saving the middle class would be back into a Dubya-esque smoke. There would be a small handful of little Donalds running around acting like a prick to their workers, denying them raises and fucking hot broads with 10 less letters in their names than whatever broad Donald's fucking today.

Look folks, the only thing tighter than the broads Trump fucks is my wallet. My parents were working class schlubs like everybody else, and I have to fend for myself. I wasn't given much of anything growing up. Hell, I didn't even have a college fund and went to a piece of shit tech school filled with retards and ex-convicts. Hell, that's one reason in itself why I love Obama better: he was raised by a single mom. To have an idiot like Trump as my president would only make me want to move to Canada.

But, as-is, the Repukes have no chance in hell in winning in 2012. The economy's getting better, Obama has shown that he is tough on big oil, which is why gas prices are going down... Hell, OBAMA CAUGHT OSAMA! Most Repuke supporters don't even like the people willing to fight him in 2012. Yes, he has his problems, but Obama's too popular to lose to some slackjaw prick whose shit don't stink.

So long, Don. You're the fired one.


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