Wednesday, October 26, 2011

10.26.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Lindsay Lohan

Name: Lindsay Lohan
Age: 25
Occupation: huh?
Last Seen: Los Angeles
Bee-otched For: proving that she'll be dead in five years or less

Ladies and gents, I just posted a picture of Lindsay Lohan's twat nugget.

Why? Simple. I want you to use your money elsewhere instead of whapping down $8 for an issue of Playboy.

Yes, as you know by now, Lindsay Lohan is posing nude for Playboy. The story was announced yesterday, and it's reported that the occasional actress will receive almost $1 million to pose nude for the mens' magazine.

Of course, this is not the first time Lindsay has posed nude for anything. Remember the infamous New York shoot where she posed as Marilyn Monroe? Understandably, those pics were "tasteful", only showing her saggy tits and an upper portion of her ass. No vagjazzle. But thanks to the paparazzi, we've known what it's looked like for years.

But there's a reason why she's doing it: she needs the money. She's been in so much trouble with the law over the years and to be quite honest, I don't know what she's doing now, and I don't care. But then again, that's what you get for having fucked up parents in the first place. It's a shame that she went from being a Disney princess to being a washed up skank. Sadly, IMO, Playboy is always a last resort in anybody's career. If your career's not going well, and your body's at its peak, give 'ol Hef a call.

Look, LiLo's gonna be dead in five years unless she gets her shit together. Her last movie was last year's Machete, and even that bombed. Her next movie's a stupid remake of The Underground Comedy Movie, which is being made by the Shamwow! guy. Will doing Playboy help her career? God only knows.

But I know one person who won't buy the issue: me.

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