Tuesday, December 3, 2013

12.3.13 Bee-otch of the Day: Rush Limbaugh

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Name: Rush Limbaugh
Age: 62
Occupation: right-wing blowhard
Last Seen: West Palm Beach, FL
Bee-otched For: writing more dreck


In the early 1990's, Rush Limbaugh was on a roll.

He had a hit radio show, a daily 30-minute talk show and a few books, The Way Things Ought to Be and See, I Told You So. His popularity started to wane in the late 90's until Monicagate hit, and boom, El Rushbo was cool again.

True, he's had his controversies, especially with his drug abuse and the fact that almost every advertiser he had dropped the program after he called law student Sandra Fluke a "slut" for promoting birth control under the ACA. But now, Rush is back to being in the literary word with a brand new book.

And guess who it's for? Teens.

Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims was released just a few days before Halloween. So far, the book has done well. In the 224-page book, Rush plays a variant of Paul Revere as he goes back into history as he sails with the pilgrims on the Mayflower. The book is supposed to be aimed for teens, but the question is, would I allow my teen to read a history book written by a pill-popping, sexist teabagger? I think not. Hell, if they read this book in schools, I would yank my kid out of there.

Personally, if I had a teen and it was forced to read Rush Revere, I'd have him or her read Private Parts or Miss America instead. I know, those books are kinda dated now, but I'd rather have my young one read about a man who cares about people like us, Howard Stern over an asshole who is nothing more than a hypocritical pile of shit who should have been incarcerated for his Oxy addiction. But thanks to his Republican buddies, he's a free man, still delivering his swill on the radio, making shitty tea and now, brainwashing teens.

In the great words of Hank Hill when he discovered his son Bobby reading troll novels, "BOBBY! TELEVISION!" 

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