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Name: Vince McMahon
Age: 69
Occupation: wrestling entrepeanuer
Last Seen: London
Bee-otched For: being a loser, big time
---What can $357 million buy you?
Well, the new arena for the Detroit Red Wings is going to be around $400 million. $357,000,000 can also buy a lot of houses, a few Bentleys, a yacht or two and still have pocket change.
But in the case of one Vincent Kennedy McMahon, he spent that money on Monday because of his continuing abhorrent business practices. That was when Wall Street lowered its stock eight bucks to $11 per share because of the company's unimpressive new contract with NBCUniversal to keep Raw and Smackdown on USA and SyFy respectively for an unknown amount of years. Other factors leading to the WWE's stock disaster is the fact that their new WWE Network has been a disaster so far, scheduling to lose $50 million by the end of this year, plus the fact that DirecTV recently dropped their pay-per-views because of low subscriptions and a high cost per household.
That is what to expect from the assclown that gave us the World Bodybuilding Federation, the XFL and the horrible, horrible music video posted above.
Fifteen years ago, I loved the WWE. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H, The Rock and "Mankind" Mick Foley brought testicular fortitude to the organization. But then, most of these people retired or moved on, and on came John Cena. Since Cena came along, the WWE has transitioned from a quality product for us grown-ups to a dorky kids show that's nothing more than clothed gay porn.
Between the WWE becoming kid-friendly, the burying of Chris Benoit, barring their hot Divas from posing nude in Playboy and the failed takeover of the US Senate by wife Linda, Vince deserves to lose all that money. True, I'd like to see the WWE go back ot the Attitude era, but it ain't happenin'. In the end, Vince will find a way to get his money back somehow.
Maybe it's time for him to join his own "Kiss My Ass" club.
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Age: 69
Occupation: wrestling entrepeanuer
Last Seen: London
Bee-otched For: being a loser, big time
---What can $357 million buy you?
Well, the new arena for the Detroit Red Wings is going to be around $400 million. $357,000,000 can also buy a lot of houses, a few Bentleys, a yacht or two and still have pocket change.
But in the case of one Vincent Kennedy McMahon, he spent that money on Monday because of his continuing abhorrent business practices. That was when Wall Street lowered its stock eight bucks to $11 per share because of the company's unimpressive new contract with NBCUniversal to keep Raw and Smackdown on USA and SyFy respectively for an unknown amount of years. Other factors leading to the WWE's stock disaster is the fact that their new WWE Network has been a disaster so far, scheduling to lose $50 million by the end of this year, plus the fact that DirecTV recently dropped their pay-per-views because of low subscriptions and a high cost per household.
That is what to expect from the assclown that gave us the World Bodybuilding Federation, the XFL and the horrible, horrible music video posted above.
Fifteen years ago, I loved the WWE. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H, The Rock and "Mankind" Mick Foley brought testicular fortitude to the organization. But then, most of these people retired or moved on, and on came John Cena. Since Cena came along, the WWE has transitioned from a quality product for us grown-ups to a dorky kids show that's nothing more than clothed gay porn.
Between the WWE becoming kid-friendly, the burying of Chris Benoit, barring their hot Divas from posing nude in Playboy and the failed takeover of the US Senate by wife Linda, Vince deserves to lose all that money. True, I'd like to see the WWE go back ot the Attitude era, but it ain't happenin'. In the end, Vince will find a way to get his money back somehow.
Maybe it's time for him to join his own "Kiss My Ass" club.
---
Got a Bee-otch to nominate? E-mail us @ chuck69dotcom@gmail.com. All suggestions (except for me) are welcome!
Bee-otch of the Day Archives can be seen on http://beeotchoftheday.blogspot.com!
Bee-otch of the Day is a production of Chuck69.com, Grand Rapids' site for Stern, politics and more!
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