Wednesday, May 7, 2014

5.7.14 Bee-otch of the Day: Judy Emmons

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Name: Judy Emmons
Age: 62
Occupation: state senator
Last Seen: Sheridon, MI
Bee-otched For: trying to link strip clubs to sex trafficking

This Thursday will be a taxing day for Michigan strip clubs.

That day, a state senate committee will be hearing about human trafficking, a crime that seems to be quite big here in Michigan. But somehow, the creator of the bill, Republican senator Judy Emmons, claims that strip clubs are major sources of trafficking.

In her bill, Emmons would force women working in strip clubs to have permits and forcing strip club customers to pay taxes. Many feel that this is not a way to help reduce human trafficking, but rather help screw over the operations such clubs in the state of Michigan.

And oh yes, Emmons has an (R) after her name.

As some of you know, I was a semi-regular to Deja Vu in Kalamazoo for years. In my years attending that place, I have NEVER been asked by a girl for sex once and I've never even had personal relationships with one, either. The picture that Emmons wants to paint of strip clubs are that they're sleazy and filled with girls who'll do anything to get your dick in their mouth. Truth is, about 99.9% of all strip clubs are the exact opposite. They're clean, they're classy and the girls are not prostitutes. To be honest, in the 12 years I've lived here in west Michigan, the only girls whom I've had the best relationships with are all strippers.

If people like Emmons wants to close all the strip clubs in Michigan, does this mean that the only way to see a girl's twat in the raw is to either A) go to Canada where the strip clubs are a lot more wild than they are here in Michigan or B) drug and rape a woman off the street?

Folks, this is why I don't vote Republican. I'm a friend to the strip club industry and not one to a group of people who want to tax the middle class til they're poor while they give their wealthy buddies the best tax breaks known to mankind. Wanna fight human trafficking? Go after the Chinese restaurants and other businesses where people are getting screwed daily. Once again, the Repukes only care about the peanuts while the elephants walk by.

Judy Emmons: proving that women are to Republicans as Uncle Tom was to the whites.

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