Thursday, May 22, 2014

5.22.14 Bee-otch of the Day: Pat Sajak

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Name: Pat Sajak
Age: 67
Occupation: game show host
Last Seen: Hollywood, CA
Bee-otched For: acting like an asshole on Twitter
---For over 30 years, Pat Sajak has been the host of TV's most-popular game show.

But now, his conservatism is scaring off his most-liberal fans.

On Tuesday, the Wheel of Fortune host made one of the most-idiotic comments ever made: "global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists". Pat is a Republican and has been known for making idiotic remarks when he's not telling contestants that there's no Bs and five Ws.

Sometimes, I wonder why game show hosts like to branch out into other genres of entertainment. Monty Hall's tried singing and failed at it. Other than that, I've never heard Bob Barker sing or Alex Trebek rapping.

Oh, wait, my bad.

I know, a show like Wheel of Fortune only tapes five shows a day, 35 days per year so Sajak can putz around all he wants most of the time. But sadly, going on Twitter and telling something that's far from the truth only shows that there's other things to watch at 7 p.m. at night.

The truth is, GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL. Yeah, we here in Michigan were pounded with 100 inches of snow this past winter, but that don't mean shit. The polar icecaps in Antarctica are rapidly melting and within a few decades, we might be kissing Florida goodbye. We've spent too much time drilling for oil and polluting the air that it's making Mother Earth sick and it's already playing a terrifying role in the Earth's ecosystem.

Point is, Pat needs to keep his mouth shut, or in this case, his hands off the keyboard. It's sad that somebody who once was a TV weatherman is making these statements. I believe in Global Warming and I love America and people of all races and nationalities. It's sad that because of Pat's lunacy, I've decided to quit the Wheel cold turkey. My grandfather loved the show, and it's sad that politics are now in the way of what's called "America's Game".

Pat Sajak, here's two letters: F. U.  


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