Tuesday, July 22, 2014

7.22.14 Bee-otch of the Day: Republican Governors Association

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Name: Republican Governors Association
Age: 51
Occupation: morons
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: spreading shit about Mark Schauer

The more I see anti-Mark Schauer ads on TV, the more I can't wait til November comes.

Last week, a new ad started running on TV showing a woman with five chins holding her baby while standing in front of a Toyota Camry (MADE IN KENTUCKY). In the ad, the porker cries that her family is paying too much in taxes as-is, but gee, whiz, Mark Schauer's going to raise that same family's taxes since he voted for tax hikes 40 times.

However, Schauer's campaign claims that current governor Rick Snyder is only putting wool over our eyes. Under his current policies, the average middle class family in Michigan has seen their taxes go up as much as 77%. Tax credits have been slashed for homeowners and even children.

But guess who runs the Republican Governors Association, who funded the ad? None other than Chris Christie, who is under investigation for Bridgegate last year. Let's also not forget that currently, Mark Schauer is accusing Snyder of spying on his campaign, as reported on yesterday's Bee-otch of the Day.

Look, a fat woman who looks like Jabba the Hut won't convince me to vote Republican. That ad is a slap in the face to the people of Michigan. I hope that Mark Schauer will become our governor this fall to reverse Snyder's DeVos and Koch ass-kissing bullshit so he can create jobs and put Michiganders back to work.

It's time to cut the pork.


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