Wednesday, July 30, 2014

7.30.14 Bee-otch of the Day: Ted Nugent

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Name: Ted Nugent
Age: 65
Occupation: has-been rocker
Last Seen: ??
Bee-otched For: putting his foot in his mouth for the umpteenth trillionth time
Looks like Uncle Ted is eating his words because of comments he made earlier this year.

The has-been rocker, pedophile and draft-dodger is under fire for making a racist statement against President Obama at a gun show, saying "I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago communist-raised, communist-educated, communist-nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama to weasel his way into the top office of authority in the United States of America." Now, because of his always idiotic comments, several Indian casinos are canceling his shows.

The Emerald Queen in Tacoma, WA and the Coeur d’Alene Casino in Worley, ID canceled Nugent's shows next month over the comments he made about the president. Lawrence W LaPointet, the head of the tribal counsel that runs one of the venues says that the First Amendment should be protected, but racism shouldn't. According to Nugent, he blames the liberals and their agenda for wanting to derail his career. He also claims that he's no racist, citing that two of his bass players were black and Hispanic.

But that's Ted Nugent for ya: an asshole whose days of playing sold out arenas outside of Michigan are dead and gone. Yeah, he might sell out The Palace or Van Andel Arena or maybe get a good crowd at Pine Knob-er, DTE Energy Music Theatre, but if he's playing in Seattle, his best best is an Indian casino that might seat a few hundred tops.

Honestly, if Ted wants to maintain his integrity, he needs to keep his fucking yapper shut, or else he might as well cancel his tour. I hate any rocker who kisses Repuke ass and brags about it. I also hate the fact that he talks about making guns more available for everybody even though we've had tons of shootings over the past several years.

After all, he's 65 years old. RETIRE ALREADY! 


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