Thursday, December 10, 2015

12.10.15 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 69
Occupation: president wannabe
Last Seen: ??
Bee-otched For: turning into Hitler

The more I look at the Republican clown car, the more I try to avoid it.

With the media spending way more time talking about how stupid Trump, Carson, Fionia and the rest are, they don't seem to focus enough on the Democrats and their focus on fixing America.

But at least we still have Tom Brokaw.

The former NBC Nightly News anchor - who battled and won against cancer last year - ran a stirring piece on his old show Tuesday night about how Donald Trump's proposal to stop Muslims from migrating to the US is simply comparing him to the likes of Hitler and Joe McCarthy. Hitler wanted to purge the Jews and look at what happened to Germany. McCarthy's career went up in flames because he fought a losing battle against communism. Brokaw even ended his story standing in a cold, dark Arlington National Cemetery talking about a Muslim soldier who died in Iraq in 2007 at 20 years old.

You see, Trump's strategy is to attract the lowest-common denominator, ie angry white people who hate those who are not like them. He's blasted the Mexicans and now he's telling the world that because of California, it's time to send the Muslims back or else it's 9/11 all over again.

Yes, the attackers on that fateful day were Muslim. So? The Columbine shooters were white. The people who attacked Pearl Harbor were Japanese. The young man who shot up the black church in South Carolina was white. The man who killed a young white female TV reporter while she was on the air was black. The man who shot up the Planned Parenthood in Colorado Springs was white. And so on.

Terrorism doesn't know race nor religion. Getting rid of one creed from this great nation founded on being different is simply un-American. For an asshole like Trump - who's married to a woman from Yugoslavia, mind you - he's simply proving that he's going against the ideals of our Founding Fathers. Then again, let's remember that America's ancestry is made up of three types of people: 1) the Native Americans, 2) the people who immigrated here and 3) the Africans who were imported here wearing chains. As a matter of fact, Trump's grandfather was a German immigrant.

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