Wednesday, December 14, 2016

12.14.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 70
Occupation: president wannabe
Last Seen: New York
Bee-otched For: getting another idiot cabinet prick


Looks like Donald Trump is draining the swamp and getting a lot of weeds.

Today, the future president announced that former Texas governor Rick Perry will be the next energy secretary. Perry was George W. Bush's replacement as Texas governor in 2000 until last year. As governor, Perry was against healthcare reform, made it tougher for women to get abortions, promoted anti-gay laws. supported the death penalty and supported abstinence-only education in schools, which led to high teenage STD and pregnancy rates.

Now, Trump wants the ex-governor to run the energy department, which could be disastrous. Turns out that Perry is a board member of Energy Transfer Partners, the company building the controversial Dakota Access Pipeline. Until recently, the pipeline was supposed to be built under a lake that is near the Standing Rock Indian Reservation in North Dakota. However, protesters won and President Obama forced the group to re-route the pipeline elsewhere.

Despite Obama's opposition to the pipeline, the Trump administration supports it. This could lead to even more protests at Standing Rock and more opposition to wherever the pipeline might lay.

According to records, ETP paid Perry $236,820 last year.

This is yet another reason why I'm cringing at the Trump administration. With the head of ExxonMobil running the Secretary of State, I can only see a country that will fall backward in regard to our environment. This is a country that demands clean water and air. Look at Flint: thanks to our state's asshole governor, that city's water is so undrinkable that it will rust metal. Hell, there's massive worries regarding the pipeline that's under the Straits of Mackinac. It's been there since the 1950s and could explode at any time. Why are we too damn worried about oil? Why can't we use simple solar and wind-based energy? It's cleaner and you know, the technology's there! USE IT!

But thanks to the DNC's retarded thinking, that won't happen.

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