Thursday, August 10, 2017

8.10.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Walmart

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Name: Walmart
Age: 55
Occupation: big mean retailer
Last Seen: Bentonville, AR
Bee-0tched For: sending the wrong message


For millions of kids and teens here in America, they're the most-depressing three words known to mankind: Back to School.

It's that time of year when parents drag their kids to the stores to do their yearly back-to-school shopping. And one of those stores is none other than Walmart. But sadly, one location is giving kids the wrong idea.

The image above is making its rounds around the internet with a banner with the saying "own the school year like a hero" over a gun display.

Nothing like Walmart telling your kids that they can be heroes just like the shooters of Columbine, Sandy Hook and other school disasters that we all want to forget. But hey, this is Walmart we're talking about here.

Walmart has apologized for the incident; they claim that it might have been a location in Indiana but retracted it. They are now looking for the location where the display was held.

You know, this is what happens when you pay your employees shit wages, give them piss poor benefits and a lack of hours to work, even barring them from working overtime while the Walton family rake in billions. The employees develop a sick sense of humor and do shit like this.

This is one of the major reasons why I won't shop at Walmart. They are a sick, sad company that thinks they have morals but they're out there to destroy America. Thankfully, there's, but some wonder if that company is even more evil. But hey, unlike Walmart, they actually sell everything you need whereas Walmart sells only the edited versons of albums and won't sell certain things because of their views and politics. But guns? Hey, they're A-OK!

Walmart: always a bright company. Always.


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