Name: Donald Trump
Age: 72
Occupation: Satan
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: being the laughingstock of the world
Age: 72
Occupation: Satan
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: being the laughingstock of the world
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Today, Drumpf said something that shook many peoples' heads, like every other day.
Standing next to Italian PM Giuseppe Conte today at a press conference, he told the crowd that we need to be tougher on immigration and that if both sides of the aisle can't agree on something that he would support a shutdown. If the de facto president can't get the federal funding for his proposed US-Mexico wall, it will lead to a shutdown of the government.
On Sunday, the Orange Shitgibbon released this message on Twitter: "I would be willing to “shut down” government if the Democrats do not give us the votes for Border Security, which includes the Wall! Must get rid of Lottery, Catch & Release etc. and finally go to system of Immigration based on MERIT! We need great people coming into our Country!"
But to add insult to injury, there's one family who are usually assholes who thinks that the Drumpfster Fire is only getting worse: the Kochs.
Yesterday, on their Freedom Partners YouTube page, they released a commercial attacking Drumpf's tariffs on farmers and businesses. In the past, the family had been known for being ultra-conservative, but if you're to the right of the Kochs, maybe this could be a problem, after all.
Yes, Drumpf is right. We are the laughingstock of the world. Our healthcare is a joke, schools are crumbling to the ground and many Americans haven't had a raise in a decade. It's sad that the fauxgressives who wanted Hillary over Bernie got what they wanted and in the end, we got Drumpf. Want a better life? Too fucking bad.
As long as we have a two-party system and us bowing to billionaires, the world will keep laughing at us and we're the ones with pig's blood all over our prom dress.
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Today, Drumpf said something that shook many peoples' heads, like every other day.
Standing next to Italian PM Giuseppe Conte today at a press conference, he told the crowd that we need to be tougher on immigration and that if both sides of the aisle can't agree on something that he would support a shutdown. If the de facto president can't get the federal funding for his proposed US-Mexico wall, it will lead to a shutdown of the government.
On Sunday, the Orange Shitgibbon released this message on Twitter: "I would be willing to “shut down” government if the Democrats do not give us the votes for Border Security, which includes the Wall! Must get rid of Lottery, Catch & Release etc. and finally go to system of Immigration based on MERIT! We need great people coming into our Country!"
But to add insult to injury, there's one family who are usually assholes who thinks that the Drumpfster Fire is only getting worse: the Kochs.
Yesterday, on their Freedom Partners YouTube page, they released a commercial attacking Drumpf's tariffs on farmers and businesses. In the past, the family had been known for being ultra-conservative, but if you're to the right of the Kochs, maybe this could be a problem, after all.
Yes, Drumpf is right. We are the laughingstock of the world. Our healthcare is a joke, schools are crumbling to the ground and many Americans haven't had a raise in a decade. It's sad that the fauxgressives who wanted Hillary over Bernie got what they wanted and in the end, we got Drumpf. Want a better life? Too fucking bad.
As long as we have a two-party system and us bowing to billionaires, the world will keep laughing at us and we're the ones with pig's blood all over our prom dress.
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